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Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

zedprime posted:

Oh, it obvious, they uhh, clocks sometimes, uhh.

I don't understand.

Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff...

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Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
Okay, like, I was prepared to understand a certain level of incompetence and a pretty basic programming error...but then apparently once you've loaded the game with your clock set back you can set your clock FORWARD AGAIN and everything's just hunky dory from then on??? wha

That can't be right

how

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug
I clearly do not understand how computers work.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Y2K20 error. Guess the crazies were right after all.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

zedprime posted:

Oh, it obvious, they uhh, clocks sometimes, uhh.

I don't understand.

Don't understand why the date matters at all? Same.

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Shady Amish Terror posted:

Okay, like, I was prepared to understand a certain level of incompetence and a pretty basic programming error...but then apparently once you've loaded the game with your clock set back you can set your clock FORWARD AGAIN and everything's just hunky dory from then on??? wha

That can't be right

how

It probably downloads a patch once it starts correctly, but the stupid date issue means that it kicks people out before it can run the patching process. This is my guess, anyway.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





The 2020 game cannot be played in the year 2020 :laffo:

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

destiny physics continue to be a ???

https://i.imgur.com/K4vd56K.mp4

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
That's a classic, the jump cannons are fucky, and they used to be even worse at high fps.

https://i.imgur.com/8TuZP8y.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/0YFN4tb.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/zFxXyMQ.mp4

Also works for lifts
https://i.imgur.com/YcF0Cao.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/fkcjcYS.mp4

The game also likes to kill you when you get pulled to the rest of the team while in a jump cannon because ???
https://i.imgur.com/UBKPswY.mp4

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
I suppose when all your troops can't die (or at least aren't supposed to be able to) you don't need to bother with safety when designing all these 'get X to Y fast' machines.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
None of those have been built by guardians, most are made by the very mortal Cabal faction :v:Though looking at the speed their drop pods hit the ground, they are probably pretty resistant to getting bludgeoned.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
In that case maybe they're designed to kill non-Cabal and the bug is when you survive the launch.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I'd have to look later for them but the most dangerous thing in the game is an uneven surface

You land on one of those and you will break your ankle to death

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

moist turtleneck posted:

I'd have to look later for them but the most dangerous thing in the game is an uneven surface

You land on one of those and you will break your ankle to death

Ah, the Geralt Syndrome.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Fathis Munk posted:

The game also likes to kill you when you get pulled to the rest of the team while in a jump cannon because ???

https://i.imgur.com/FUyFSby.mp4

I don't know what it expected me to do there (besides get hosed)

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Uneven surfaces can kill you in hundreds of ways, so bungie love putting them in jumping sections. Mostly the physics handle you landing on a sloped surface really awkwardly and tend to just fling you across the map.
https://i.imgur.com/nl9Ny8c.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/Zrqg1Bh.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/jnDKfAY.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/bBkug4u.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/NNe1W29.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/fvArOTx.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/WbO3A5W.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/izComke.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/KqVCDCr.mp4
Also this is a killzone, but it's still a great death by falling

https://i.imgur.com/jseppMV.mp4

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Uneven surfaces can really be a bitch when it comes to jumping, yeah. Fallen Order has a few really funny sections where you need to wall hangle your way across a curved surface and, well, the developers didn't take into account that jumps do not involve curves except in the downward direction. You can try to wall-jump to the side a little and just fall right into a bottomless pit because the game doesn't magnetize you the nearest surface. Just "hup -> *splat*." It's hilarious to watch it happen to someone for the first time.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://i.imgur.com/WVVnuFY.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/qDLICER.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/zkCglOj.gifv

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cardiovorax posted:

Uneven surfaces can really be a bitch when it comes to jumping, yeah. Fallen Order has a few really funny sections where you need to wall hangle your way across a curved surface and, well, the developers didn't take into account that jumps do not involve curves except in the downward direction. You can try to wall-jump to the side a little and just fall right into a bottomless pit because the game doesn't magnetize you the nearest surface. Just "hup -> *splat*." It's hilarious to watch it happen to someone for the first time.

Oh, I should've posted here. Fallen Order has some other goofy terrain stuff too, like where you're glued a bit too strongly to the ground and you end up standing at a 45-degree angle fighting against the person next to you who's not on that piece and is just standing normally. Also:

Captain Hygiene posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2NayCCI.mp4
(spoilered for endgame fight)
I've had a couple goofy lightsaber bugs in this playthrough, but this one is really something else. I was too busy :hmbol:ing and trying to get screenshots to live much longer after this.

I didn't want to link the ending fight directly but apparently you can't just spoiler videos themselves.

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
For a moment, I actually thought that was just a legitimate new attack. And then it just didn't stop.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cardiovorax posted:

For a moment, I actually thought that was just a legitimate new attack. And then it just didn't stop.

Yeah, there's so much saber throwing in the later fights that it confused me too. Also it's entertaining to learn that relative orientation is an inherent property of lightsabers even when glitched out in every other way.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
The Cabal death spheres, on the other hand, are entirely intentional and still a source of endless comedy

https://i.imgur.com/eF5x3Zl.mp4

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
Wall hangle. :hmmyes:

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Lol

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Fathis Munk posted:

That's a classic, the jump cannons are fucky, and they used to be even worse at high fps.
https://i.imgur.com/zFxXyMQ.mp4

This one somehow reminds me of a bird flying into a window

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



StandardVC10 posted:

This one somehow reminds me of a bird flying into a window

:hmmyes:
What we needs is some owl silhouettes on that wall

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Yay, I got a glitch.
https://i.imgur.com/sqguRuw.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




drat, climate change really has screwed everything up

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lol that face at the end. "man, gently caress this."

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Not exactly glitchy, but glitch-adjacent: John Bois, famous for Breaking Madden and a couple other 'gently caress with sports games' features, has been doing an occasional video series doing the same with more recent sports games.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUXSZMIiUfFTvJYfAo9qWil6GcS18OSz1

The first one is revisiting one of his famous features (slowly filling the NBA with the worst players possible), and while it's relatively glitchless (aside from some hair that CAN'T be correctly generated), it's still a good breakdown. Including the game outright rebelling against his attempt to ruin it.

Cleretic has a new favorite as of 13:40 on Jan 15, 2020

cage-free egghead
Mar 8, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2w33ymQaG4

Great little demo of some recent glitches found in OOT and a neat little payload done with ACE.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPj1xhUlsWk

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Hey, he's still alive so that's technically accurate.

habituallyred
Feb 6, 2015

markus_cz posted:

It's that time of the year again when DF bug tracker is the most amusing part of the game.



So keep an eye out.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Poor anaconda man :(

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Gay Rat Wedding posted:

extremely tame by this thread's standards, but sometimes destiny 2's kill effects that send an enemy flying away and disintegrate them sort of forget to do the disintegration part, so you occasionally come across a lone body gracefully floating away forever and it's always fun to me

farewell

https://i.imgur.com/npietCY.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Speaking of things floating away, I'm enjoying Rise of the Tomb Raider this weekend - it's mostly a really well-done game, but things often get a little bit ...odd when you fall to your death.

https://i.imgur.com/hlFeNFS.mp4

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Walliard/status/1225647980083965952

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Imagine a dipshit god....

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Wasabi the J posted:

Imagine a dipshit god....

*lives in the US in 2020 :911:*

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