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zedprime posted:Oh, it obvious, they uhh, clocks sometimes, uhh. Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff...
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 08:47 |
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Okay, like, I was prepared to understand a certain level of incompetence and a pretty basic programming error...but then apparently once you've loaded the game with your clock set back you can set your clock FORWARD AGAIN and everything's just hunky dory from then on??? wha That can't be right how
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 10:28 |
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I clearly do not understand how computers work.
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 18:56 |
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Y2K20 error. Guess the crazies were right after all.
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 19:00 |
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zedprime posted:Oh, it obvious, they uhh, clocks sometimes, uhh. Don't understand why the date matters at all? Same.
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 20:15 |
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Shady Amish Terror posted:Okay, like, I was prepared to understand a certain level of incompetence and a pretty basic programming error...but then apparently once you've loaded the game with your clock set back you can set your clock FORWARD AGAIN and everything's just hunky dory from then on??? wha It probably downloads a patch once it starts correctly, but the stupid date issue means that it kicks people out before it can run the patching process. This is my guess, anyway.
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# ? Jan 1, 2020 21:40 |
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kirbysuperstar posted:https://twitter.com/TheShiningDown/status/1212216796700430336 The 2020 game cannot be played in the year 2020
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# ? Jan 2, 2020 17:46 |
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destiny physics continue to be a ??? https://i.imgur.com/K4vd56K.mp4
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 11:51 |
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That's a classic, the jump cannons are fucky, and they used to be even worse at high fps. https://i.imgur.com/8TuZP8y.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/0YFN4tb.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/zFxXyMQ.mp4 Also works for lifts https://i.imgur.com/YcF0Cao.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/fkcjcYS.mp4 The game also likes to kill you when you get pulled to the rest of the team while in a jump cannon because ??? https://i.imgur.com/UBKPswY.mp4
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 12:04 |
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I suppose when all your troops can't die (or at least aren't supposed to be able to) you don't need to bother with safety when designing all these 'get X to Y fast' machines.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 12:16 |
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None of those have been built by guardians, most are made by the very mortal Cabal faction Though looking at the speed their drop pods hit the ground, they are probably pretty resistant to getting bludgeoned.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 12:21 |
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In that case maybe they're designed to kill non-Cabal and the bug is when you survive the launch.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 12:40 |
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I'd have to look later for them but the most dangerous thing in the game is an uneven surface You land on one of those and you will break your ankle to death
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 15:57 |
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moist turtleneck posted:I'd have to look later for them but the most dangerous thing in the game is an uneven surface Ah, the Geralt Syndrome.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:02 |
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Fathis Munk posted:The game also likes to kill you when you get pulled to the rest of the team while in a jump cannon because ??? https://i.imgur.com/FUyFSby.mp4 I don't know what it expected me to do there (besides get hosed)
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:17 |
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Uneven surfaces can kill you in hundreds of ways, so bungie love putting them in jumping sections. Mostly the physics handle you landing on a sloped surface really awkwardly and tend to just fling you across the map. https://i.imgur.com/nl9Ny8c.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/Zrqg1Bh.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/jnDKfAY.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/bBkug4u.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/NNe1W29.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/fvArOTx.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/WbO3A5W.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/izComke.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/KqVCDCr.mp4 Also this is a killzone, but it's still a great death by falling https://i.imgur.com/jseppMV.mp4
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:26 |
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Uneven surfaces can really be a bitch when it comes to jumping, yeah. Fallen Order has a few really funny sections where you need to wall hangle your way across a curved surface and, well, the developers didn't take into account that jumps do not involve curves except in the downward direction. You can try to wall-jump to the side a little and just fall right into a bottomless pit because the game doesn't magnetize you the nearest surface. Just "hup -> *splat*." It's hilarious to watch it happen to someone for the first time.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 16:29 |
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https://i.imgur.com/WVVnuFY.gifv https://i.imgur.com/qDLICER.gifv https://i.imgur.com/zkCglOj.gifv
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Cardiovorax posted:Uneven surfaces can really be a bitch when it comes to jumping, yeah. Fallen Order has a few really funny sections where you need to wall hangle your way across a curved surface and, well, the developers didn't take into account that jumps do not involve curves except in the downward direction. You can try to wall-jump to the side a little and just fall right into a bottomless pit because the game doesn't magnetize you the nearest surface. Just "hup -> *splat*." It's hilarious to watch it happen to someone for the first time. Oh, I should've posted here. Fallen Order has some other goofy terrain stuff too, like where you're glued a bit too strongly to the ground and you end up standing at a 45-degree angle fighting against the person next to you who's not on that piece and is just standing normally. Also: Captain Hygiene posted:https://i.imgur.com/2NayCCI.mp4 I didn't want to link the ending fight directly but apparently you can't just spoiler videos themselves.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 18:48 |
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For a moment, I actually thought that was just a legitimate new attack. And then it just didn't stop.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 18:55 |
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Cardiovorax posted:For a moment, I actually thought that was just a legitimate new attack. And then it just didn't stop. Yeah, there's so much saber throwing in the later fights that it confused me too. Also it's entertaining to learn that relative orientation is an inherent property of lightsabers even when glitched out in every other way.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 19:03 |
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The Cabal death spheres, on the other hand, are entirely intentional and still a source of endless comedy https://i.imgur.com/eF5x3Zl.mp4
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 19:49 |
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Wall hangle.
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 20:22 |
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Lol
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 21:12 |
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Fathis Munk posted:That's a classic, the jump cannons are fucky, and they used to be even worse at high fps. This one somehow reminds me of a bird flying into a window
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 23:32 |
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StandardVC10 posted:This one somehow reminds me of a bird flying into a window What we needs is some owl silhouettes on that wall
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# ? Jan 4, 2020 23:37 |
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Yay, I got a glitch. https://i.imgur.com/sqguRuw.mp4
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 00:55 |
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Kennel posted:Yay, I got a glitch. drat, climate change really has screwed everything up
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 01:04 |
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lol that face at the end. "man, gently caress this."
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 05:11 |
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Not exactly glitchy, but glitch-adjacent: John Bois, famous for Breaking Madden and a couple other 'gently caress with sports games' features, has been doing an occasional video series doing the same with more recent sports games. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUXSZMIiUfFTvJYfAo9qWil6GcS18OSz1 The first one is revisiting one of his famous features (slowly filling the NBA with the worst players possible), and while it's relatively glitchless (aside from some hair that CAN'T be correctly generated), it's still a good breakdown. Including the game outright rebelling against his attempt to ruin it. Cleretic has a new favorite as of 13:40 on Jan 15, 2020 |
# ? Jan 15, 2020 12:50 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2w33ymQaG4 Great little demo of some recent glitches found in OOT and a neat little payload done with ACE.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 20:22 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPj1xhUlsWk
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 08:46 |
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Hey, he's still alive so that's technically accurate.
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# ? Jan 28, 2020 21:15 |
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markus_cz posted:It's that time of the year again when DF bug tracker is the most amusing part of the game. So keep an eye out.
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 01:47 |
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Poor anaconda man
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# ? Jan 30, 2020 15:05 |
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Gay Rat Wedding posted:extremely tame by this thread's standards, but sometimes destiny 2's kill effects that send an enemy flying away and disintegrate them sort of forget to do the disintegration part, so you occasionally come across a lone body gracefully floating away forever and it's always fun to me farewell https://i.imgur.com/npietCY.mp4
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 01:58 |
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Speaking of things floating away, I'm enjoying Rise of the Tomb Raider this weekend - it's mostly a really well-done game, but things often get a little bit ...odd when you fall to your death. https://i.imgur.com/hlFeNFS.mp4
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# ? Feb 2, 2020 02:55 |
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https://twitter.com/Walliard/status/1225647980083965952
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 06:15 |
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Imagine a dipshit god....
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Wasabi the J posted:Imagine a dipshit god.... *lives in the US in 2020 *
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