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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Schmoe Cwead posted:

the common refrain: the government should be run like a football team

It's better than running it like a business

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Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

tacodaemon posted:

Chuck's Friday list of Fun

Nick Cell
Sam Cell

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Schmoe Cwead posted:

the common refrain: the government should be run like a football team

Specifically like the time Pete Carroll invited Jordan Peterson to lecture the Seahawks about keeping their rooms clean

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Dear President Trump,

You had 1 job! And you couldn’t even get it done

Sincerely,

The Nastier Nate

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



tacodaemon posted:

lmao gosh darn it Jim



Tillerson in particular was stunned by Trump’s diatribe and began visibly seething. For too many minutes, others in the room noticed, he had been staring straight, dumbfounded, at Mattis, who was speechless, his head bowed down toward the table. Tillerson thought to himself, “Gosh darn it, Jim, say something. Why aren’t you saying something?”

overwhelming cowardice

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I'd pay to watch a show where trump just tells off military brass and makes fun of them for hours

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

K9 posted:

yeah i bet you do

chuck schumer drizzling funfetti icing all over my face

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
me: the airforce is unconstitutional

guy who wrote a book about how chapo are mean to him: racism is unconstitutional

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1218119036845920256

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1218229742668742657?s=19

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost


it’s Veep, but all the funny bits are gone

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

emfive posted:

loving lol

tag urself i'm sexual mcarthyism

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





"Identify the bots", he says, while specifically banning and limiting the accounts that do just that.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



it should be illegal to give books subtitles with that cliché "something, some other thing, and the something of something something" format

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

im here for pidgeon hat highlander

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
excited to see Joey Bide's presidential portrait

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

something vaguely offputting about this new Sonic

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

tacodaemon posted:

it should be illegal to give books subtitles with that cliché "something, some other thing, and the something of something something" format

Trump: Trump, Traump and the AUMpt Tu

K9
May 6, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

it should be illegal to give books subtitles with that cliché "something, some other thing, and the something of something something" format

also use of the phrase "x and y and z, oh my"

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





The only silver lining is that this enrages Trump because this kind of grifting is what he was going to do instead of presidenting when he lost.


Still not worth it, though.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

tacodaemon posted:

it should be illegal to give books subtitles with that cliché "something, some other thing, and the something of something something" format

yeah but people brain responds to rule of three

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
The extremely high people at the CPSC twitter war room are probably my favorite government employees
https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1218216552669024256

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1218167022875480064

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


there's no way this happens by accident anymore. everyone knows if a senator walks around in public with his papers facing out some reported is going to snap a hi-res copy.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Name a smart person, you can't do it!

whoa mr presidient

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



K9 posted:

also use of the phrase "x and y and z, oh my"

2: Electric Boogaloo

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
stromboli poisoning

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Specifically like the time Pete Carroll invited Jordan Peterson to lecture the Seahawks about keeping their rooms clean

What?????

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Ok ok ok, listen, I'm gonna...we.....I...we'll say to you, I'm telling you man: there is no future. There is no past too, alright. Do you see? No, no really! no BS here I've said it before that time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that NO NO NO Hold on hold on, I'm gonna finish here....I....it's a...a jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. You get me Jack?

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Spergin Morlock posted:

there's no way this happens by accident anymore. everyone knows if a senator walks around in public with his papers facing out some reported is going to snap a hi-res copy.

call the numbers and see if they are real

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1217898349933858821?s=19

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Joementum posted:

me: the airforce is unconstitutional

guy who wrote a book about how chapo are mean to him: racism is unconstitutional

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1218119036845920256

me, the wisest: the CIA is unconstitutional

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

A chud born in San Francisco is just sad.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Eleven Eleven posted:

If Trump wins re-election

lmgao “if”

Eleven Eleven posted:

I don't think that would happen. Contested convention means Buttigieg nomination.

it’s spelled “Biden” btw

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

https://www.seattlepi.com/sports/seahawks/article/Pete-Carroll-explains-why-he-brought-12942016.php

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



lol this guy gets it


https://mobile.twitter.com/AlbertBurneko/status/1218188829519159296
https://mobile.twitter.com/AlbertBurneko/status/1218191043092451331

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
that hologram scene from Blade Runner 2069 but it's a giant Biden sniffing your hair

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

A Handed Missus posted:

me, the wisest: the CIA is unconstitutional

correct!

the FBI is too!

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