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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Professor Funk posted:

The Jets and the Giants are the two most poorly run teams in football and they share a stadium. Amazing

Friend, have you heard the good news of James Haslam

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sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





R.D. Mangles posted:

the bears are right there

Come now, before you get to the Bears you have to go through the Browns, Bengals, and the Lions

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Garrett will be a decent OC and then a bad head coach when Judge flames out

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Professor Funk posted:

The Jets and the Giants are the two most poorly run teams in football and they share a stadium. Amazing

The Jags are worse than the Giants, and at least equal to the Jets

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Garrett will be a decent OC and then a bad head coach when Judge flames out

The giants are "to classy" to fire another coach so quickly

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





lamo

NFCEastcest

dojokm
Sep 20, 2001


:dudsmile:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

I’ve thought for a long time about my response to this:

gently caress

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

The Football Funhouse › NFL Hot Seat Watch 2019: Garrett allowed the Giants to hire him

EDIT:

The Football Funhouse › NFL Hot Seat Watch 2019: The sound of clapping is hear from East Rutherford, New Jersey

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Jan 18, 2020

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

R.D. Mangles posted:

the Lions are right there

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Ahem.

Ayyyyyy LMFAO

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





Jason Garrett will be the head coach of the New York Giants by the end of 2021.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Dre2Dee2 posted:

Circling giants cowboys next year hard as gently caress right now

gently caress yes.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Laugh now, this 100% guarantees both Giants-Cowboys game are gonna be prime time, rather than just one and the other being a 4:25 national game.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)


https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


fartknocker posted:

Laugh now, this 100% guarantees both Giants-Cowboys game are gonna be prime time, rather than just one and the other being a 4:25 national game.

like they weren't already

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


shyduck posted:

Garrett hired as OC
Judge goes 2-14 and gets canned
Garrett becomes HC
one down

shyduck fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Jan 18, 2020

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
as long as Garrett doesn’t get the head coach job down the road I think I am okay with the hiring

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

It's more a particularly funny move than a particularly bad one.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Armitage posted:

as long as Garrett doesn’t get the head coach job down the road I think I am okay with the hiring

But you know he will

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Eric the Mauve posted:

But you know he will
And it will be with the Browns after Stefanski flames out

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
Considering how fast McCarthy and Rivera got jobs, Garrett won’t have to wait long to be a HC. If the Giants offense shows signs of improvement he will get another shot as soon as next season. Or he will get the promotion when Judge flames out.

Owners love retreads and Garrett is at least a proven commodity (although gently caress if he didn’t have some all-time talent on offense propping up his record).

Slowpoke! fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jan 18, 2020

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I mean if you want to go 8-8, Garrett's your man

three
Aug 9, 2007

i fantasize about ndamukong suh licking my doodoo hole
If your team sucks and your answer is promoting a lead coordinator, maybe you're a dumbass.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Counterpoint, Gregg Williams is technically the only coach in modern Browns history with a winning record (5-3)

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Slowpoke! posted:

Owners love retreads

Owners love *white* retreads.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Armitage posted:

as long as Garrett doesn’t get the head coach job down the road I think I am okay with the hiring

The moment he was hired, it was inevitable he would end up being the head coach.

It's like Garrett is a black hole and the the head coaching job is matter - it's going to end up falling to him eventually.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Woozie66 posted:

Owners love *white* retreads.

HEY! HIRE ME I'M A WHITE... oh wait, you said "retread." Never mind.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Eric the Mauve posted:

Counterpoint, Gregg Williams is technically the only coach in modern Browns history with a winning record (5-3)

Ban him again for this sick filth

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/ByNateUlrich/status/1218905832102014977?s=19

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1218893762145017857?s=19

"Please, I just need a place to stay. I'll even coordinate your offense!"

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Wasn't Jay Gruden considered a really good OC before he got stuck in the suck that is DC?

cpranger
Nov 6, 2009

I want you to take out Big Bird's knees.

OxySnake posted:

Wasn't Jay Gruden considered a really good OC before he got stuck in the suck that is DC?

His playcalling and designs were still good in DC, from what everyone around here says.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
For whatever reason, Jay Gruden has to me always looked like Josh McDaniels after eating nothing but bread and sugar for a month.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Maybe Washington is an unsolvable shithole of a team, but on the Bengals he always seemed like a "good OC, bad HC" kind of guy. I liked his years in Cincy, even if he hates running the ball. If he was the HC of a well-enough run organization and he was good at it, I'd be shocked.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Anyone want Steve Wilks?

https://twitter.com/MaryKayCabot/status/1218967557883006977?s=20

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Woozie66 posted:

Owners love *white* retreads.

How can you say this in a universe where Romeo Crennel got multiple shots

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








Congrats redskins

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Ok now we're getting into just purging Dorsey guys because they're Dorsey hires

https://twitter.com/RobDemovsky/status/1219015572496601096?s=20

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

General Dog posted:

How can you say this in a universe where Romeo Crennel got multiple shots

We also had a black president so racism is ended.

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