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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Now I wonder if there's a Staplerfahrer Klaus sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z77oztO6UQ

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RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
Don't know about a sequel to Klaus, but there is also Electrician Horst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDTtdPOiewQ

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

There has GOT to be some OSHA in here somewhere about how this system is rigged. The mind boggles.

https://twitter.com/brockwilbur/status/1218252514111283200?s=20
Whoah, they invented massively multiplayer Lights Out.

Vanagoon
Jan 20, 2008


Best Dead Gay Forums
on the whole Internet!

Cable Guy posted:

Indeed loving around is something they do not...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl-JgyQA7u0

Big Loud Explosion, Very Exciting!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




The last torque steer you'll ever experience.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
It seems like a decent anti-theft device, provided that you are a medieval knight.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Fun with detonating hydrogen (even safely):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9CI6KSV560

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




Cutting off everyone in traffic, I see

Ika
Dec 30, 2004
Pure insanity

Saw some construction workers with a palette of bricks on a forklift driving backwards. Wouldn't have been very unusual, except that there were two people sitting on the back of the forklift as a counterweight because the bricks were too heavy. I definitely wouldn't want to sit there and hope the operator managed to stop in time if I fell off.

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS


I love safety diagrams. I was going through some old paperwork today and noticed this:



Someone has to have tried to use a pressure cooker on a turkey fryer, spitting in the face of any chosen OSHA god. Resulting in...who knows?

PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy


I love that diagram. I want to know how loving fast you have to get that forklift to get that much air.


Erisian Automata posted:

Someone has to have tried to use a pressure cooker on a turkey fryer, spitting in the face of any chosen OSHA god. Resulting in...who knows?

Shrapnel?

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016

Erisian Automata posted:

I love safety diagrams. I was going through some old paperwork today and noticed this:



Someone has to have tried to use a pressure cooker on a turkey fryer, spitting in the face of any chosen OSHA god. Resulting in...who knows?

The big explody tank a few posts back is what happens.

For content:

https://i.imgur.com/dDSAORb.mp4

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's ok I wasn't that attached to my limbs anyway.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Surely these loafers will protect me from the incredibly hot ribbon of metal!

At least they're not open-toed shoes?

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS

Aside from everything making my brain scream DANGER DO NOT DO about that gif, I immediately looked for footwear.

I am the comfortable slippers being worn when handling rapid fire extremely hot strips of metal.

e: a literal efb by jet on the shoes

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



everydayfalls posted:

The big explody tank a few posts back is what happens.

For content:

https://i.imgur.com/dDSAORb.mp4
hot snakes and bubblegut (from the nerves of having to deal with hotsnakes)

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://i.imgur.com/v8aK9kR.mp4

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jet Jaguar posted:

Surely these loafers will protect me from the incredibly hot ribbon of metal!

At least they're not open-toed shoes?

Iron at that temperature at your feet, yeah I'd take my chances of a slap burn over having the burn ward trying to figure out where the shoe rubber ends and the flesh of my foot starts.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Brute Hole Force posted:

Iron at that temperature at your feet, yeah I'd take my chances of a slap burn over having the burn ward trying to figure out where the shoe rubber ends and the flesh of my foot starts.

Are those the only options because I would rather not have either.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Brute Hole Force posted:

Iron at that temperature at your feet, yeah I'd take my chances of a slap burn over having the burn ward trying to figure out where the shoe rubber ends and the flesh of my foot starts.

yeah, realistically it's probably safer to wear wool/cotton/etc slippers than anything with any synthetic fibers or plastics. if you get hit it'll just smolder.

if you're gonna stand around on the floor with white-hot pieces of iron shooting around all over the place like snakes, i mean.

also worth remembering every time you see one of these videos that the metal is still...a big chunk of metal. even if it weren't hot, it would still be a lump of steel weighing hundreds of pounds rolling around on the floor and getting hit with it would probably knock you over or break some bones

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

actually the obvious solution there is asbestos shoes, duh

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

psh you all didn't see the safety buckets (?) sitting behind his heels. You can see the tail end of the fire-snake slap one as it gets sucked into wherever it's going, protecting his ankles.

Clearly this is a safety oriented workplace.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Sagebrush posted:

actually the obvious solution there is asbestos shoes, duh


watch out for mesolethelioma

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

watch out for mesolethelioma

don't grind your shoes up and snort them

Superterranean
May 3, 2005

after we lit this one, nothing was ever the same

Are we just not gonna talk about this

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Superterranean posted:

Are we just not gonna talk about this

Yeah, taking videos of people in the shower is pretty skeevy.

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience

Superterranean posted:

Are we just not gonna talk about this

no one wants to admit it's their fetish

schmug
May 20, 2007

Superterranean posted:

Are we just not gonna talk about this

preferably, yes

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Superterranean posted:

Are we just not gonna talk about this

I'm getting a performance art or staged prank vibe from it, but whatever. :shrug:

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm getting a performance art or staged prank vibe from it, but whatever. :shrug:

Seems like a weird way to get fired. On the other hand, maybe they were just sprayed by a skunk and this was the first running liquid they came across.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm getting a performance art or staged prank vibe from it, but whatever. :shrug:

Wait wait wait... are you saying this video isn't a candid hidden record of someones usual used motor-oil direct from the engine shower?!

Surely you jest, sir.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Erisian Automata posted:

don't grind your shoes up and snort them

French Canadian posted:

no one wants to admit it's their fetish

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ry4QBQejFU

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS

Superterranean posted:

Are we just not gonna talk about this

I was trying to craft something momentously funny to say about that and not posting my pics etc, but decided that the media speaks for itself.

Let us instead speculate as to why that video was made. For kink? A dare? Telling the new person at the shop that all new folks had to talk an oil shower as initiation? Was there money involved? Did anyone ask for their beer to be held?

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Superterranean posted:

Are we just not gonna talk about this

That looks like some sort of differential oil, and I am wondering why it is so black and thin, like diesel oil, thinned from fuel and black from particulate. Either way, this dudes in for a wild ride

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Isn't that the thing that killed Tasha Yar?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Whaaat? Booze and candy, scot military knows how to party.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008


the Irn Bru alone makes this ration a war crime.


everydayfalls posted:

The big explody tank a few posts back is what happens.

For content:

it seems like the most terrible OSHA cringe videos all come out of India. The machine in the beginning of this video almost makes me feel nautious:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E4SkTcCB8c

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS


I am immensely enjoying this video. The build up to opening the radioactive ration heater is like the best edging.

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Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


everydayfalls posted:

The big explody tank a few posts back is what happens.

For content:

https://i.imgur.com/dDSAORb.mp4
This is apparently also more or less going on in Britain in 2019!
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6EQjg9Huls/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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