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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

There's a really cool play about how (the retelling of) an episode of The Simpsons becomes a mythic text after the apocalypse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Burns,_a_Post-Electric_Play

Anyway, since the apocalypse is probably on the horizon, I think it would be kinda cool if we manage to recover CATS for the next generation of humans or octopus people or whatever comes after the deluge.

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HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Friends Are Evil posted:

It’s amazing to see the journey people in the thread have taken to unironically liking Cats, it’s beautiful


I feel like Michael Bay’s Starlight Express would be the endpoint of cinema

gently caress yes but only if they keep CB in the thing, because I don't want to see any Starlight Express unless there's an adorable little sweetheart caboose who turns out to be a gleeful murderer. What's even the point of the versions without him.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Oh no I'm going to look up the entire starlight express musical aren't I

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
Well, it's a combinations of the four things goons love the most: catchy tunes, high chances of injury, bad ideas that are inexplicably popular, and trains.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Look at Victoria's ear twitch, that's really cute

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Woo woo
Woo woo
Nobody can do it like a steam train

just another
Oct 16, 2009

these dead towns that make the maps wrong now
Prowling my shameful Youtube history. I feel like this could be a song from CATS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Just noticed that our Skimbleshanks is placed at the very bottom of the pile in the 1998 CATS orgy scene, forming a platform for the others

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Here's a little palette cleanser after you're done with that thought:


https://twitter.com/jonathanfly/status/1218788132965011457

Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Jan 19, 2020

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Here's a little palette cleanser after you're done with that thought:


https://twitter.com/jonathanfly/status/1218788132965011457

New Guillermo del Toro movie lookin' good

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

angerbeet posted:

Did you know? Cats had a recent Japanese run!



i can only imagine how insane a japanese production of Cats was

angerbeet posted:

Japanese Rum Tum Tugger is basically the same, still horny, just Japanese



HARDU GAY NEKO!!!

Promoted Pawn
Jun 8, 2005

oops


just another posted:

IT'S ME, MUNKUSTRAP! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

AW, SON OF A QUEEN!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Promoted Pawn posted:

AW, SON OF A QUEEN!

BAH GAWD, MISTOFFELEES JUST HIT MACAVITY WITH A CONJURING TURN!!!

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
A bit late, but this is fantastic, thank you. Can't wait to see this waking nightmare.

Prince Myshkin
Jun 17, 2018
Very nice of this thread to provide a case study in the forums equivalent of toxoplasmosis.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Skimble, where is skimble?

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice

MacheteZombie posted:

Skimble, where is skimble?

For a cat who seems to be singing about how he keeps the trains running on time, the beginning of the song is about how the night train left late because nobody could find him :v:

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Not his fault those lazy fools didn't check the luggage car. Making him come to the front to figure out why they aren't moving.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Prince Myshkin posted:

Very nice of this thread to provide a case study in the forums equivalent of toxoplasmosis.

You say that like Pet Island doesn't exist.

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice

MacheteZombie posted:

Not his fault those lazy fools didn't check the luggage car. Making him come to the front to figure out why they aren't moving.

You know, that's actually a good point. He was hard at work chasing mice!

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Having watched this again, the Skimbleshanks sequence seems like it comes from a different director or something. Horrifying and unintentionally funny moments aside, a huge amount of Cats is just dull, with Hooper's clumsy direction stifling the whole damned thing. Oh wow another close up, oh wow another weirdly framed shot hiding something that should be the focus, oh another close up, oh hey a weird mid-action edit, this poo poo is so bo-

SKIM
BLE
SHANKS
THE
RAIL
WAY
CAT


Hits you like a motherfuckin' slap to the face. The entire sequence is so vibrant and energetic compared to the rest of the movie, and has actual choreography and almost decent cinematography and it's so refreshing it's honestly the only thing that got me through Catswatch 2.0. Like, weird scale issues aside, the part where he's leading them in a dance across the railway lines has an actual joy to it, whereas the rest of the film seems so perfunctory, y'know? It's like Baz Luhrmann got into the editing suite for five minutes or something.

Anyway. Yeah.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

I don't know about anyone else here but as soon as the credits rolled, I almost broke my fingers typing HUMAN SKIMBLESHANKS? into my phone. Dude's a goddamn star.

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014

caligulamprey posted:

I don't know about anyone else here but as soon as the credits rolled, I almost broke my fingers typing HUMAN SKIMBLESHANKS? into my phone. Dude's a goddamn star.

He's also a stone cold hottie.



It is absolute bullshit that any human being is allowed to be that attractive.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

MacheteZombie posted:

Skimble, where is skimble?

For unless he's very nimble,
then the Night Mail just can't go.

Splash Attack
Mar 23, 2008

Yeahhh!
I am GHOS!!
Haaaaaa Ha Ha Ha!!




it's my birthday next week and i'm insisting that i watch cats to my friends, and they are grudgingly agreeing because it's my Special Day.

unfortunately it looks like all of the theaters have already stopped showing cats. :(

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

I saw it a second time this weekend

a bit mad that they step on the end of
SKIM
BLE
SHANKS
THE
RAIL
WAY
CAT

by rolling immediately into his disappearance. there was no paws for the applause that performance deserves!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
We need a gang tag to celebrate our memetic toxoplamosis.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW
Come ooon Skimbleshanks gang tag

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






YggiDee posted:

Come ooon Skimbleshanks gang tag

SKIM
BLE
SHANKS
THE
RAIL
WAY
GANG

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
The cat of the railway train!!

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice

McSpanky posted:

SKIM
BLE
SHANKS
THE
RAIL
WAY
GANG

I am for this, absolutely

Pick posted:

The cat gang of the railway train!!

ftfy

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



I'm throwing my hat in. I need to go full Cats

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Gang tag should really be the same as the current thread title:

CATS: This Is The Death of All Things. gently caress It.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

I want the gang tag

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
A Cruel Jellicle's Thesis

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Neon Jellicle Evanjellicle

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
I need a new replacement laptop to render all the CATs gifs. I need to get an old computerotomy

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Make me jellicle pls

https://twitter.com/BrydieLK/status/1220250468711952385?s=19

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zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

We need a gang tag to celebrate our memetic toxoplamosis.

A gang tag that says Railway Cats and has a tiny Skimbleshanks tap dancing across it.

I want in on any Cats gang tag, though, whether it ends up being Jellicle Cats or something else.

zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jan 24, 2020

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