tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1219720625201217536

snoo posted:

snoo posted:

puking hard, thank you!

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Meanwhile, in Iowa,
https://twitter.com/mjoyce317/status/1219708246891606016?s=19

euphronius posted:

Looms were a bad idea in retrospect

new kind of cat posted:

Joementum posted:

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1219720625201217536

Strappleberry posted:

but like for real tho,,, i do think that megan mccain is hot

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

The first thing my psychology teacher taught me in 9th grade was there's no such thing as a tit man. Tits and cleavage just remind us of hips and rear end, and we're attracted to wide child bearing hips.

He was also my art teacher and was out for 6 months one year because he got heavy metal poisoning from too much lead paint.

Thanks buddy.

tenderjerk posted:

Chasten and pete will be divorced within 1 year

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1219720625201217536

That DICK! posted:

smythe is gone? sad. he wasn't the guy who made the bad post right? because i met the man once and he was nice. i texted him last night and clowned on the post. i hope i did not clown on the man

UFOTacoMan posted:

lmao at my wife whenever she sits down at the computer after I have crafted so many beautiful posts and leave photoshop/imgur/snipping tool open with my beautiful attempts at content. Sometimes she laughs, sometimes she just sighs and says "I just never know what it's going to be with you" and I say "my trumo friends make me do this it is not my fault" and slink away.

tenderjerk posted:

Chasten and pete will be divorced within 1 year

Poniard posted:

BONGHITZ posted:

That DICK! posted:

nichael's so dumb, he started a phone bank so he could save time

Mayor Dave posted:

BONGHITZ posted:

I have a sumo gangtag now, whoa

Poniard posted:

Ruzihm posted:

Schmeichy posted:

but honestly... what kind of a name is chasten

discoukulele posted:

can't wait to see how strong daddy handles having the corona virus in the U.S.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/495379061972410369

lmao

euphronius posted:

uh

does he know something different about China

Apraxin posted:

well, our horrible guinea pig finally expired today

been sick pretty much since the moment we got her, continuously for two years. wheezing, sneezing, making GBS threads diarrhea and blood, accumulating strange growths, all the while the vet was like 'hmmm i have no idea what's causing this maybe try a different medicine this time lol'. twice, all her hair fell out for no explicable reason.

she never got above two-thirds of the recommended weight for guineas, and for most of her life was less than half the size of her dumb fat sister

she made it to three, somehow, and survived at least one operation that was meant to be the end of her, which meant that we got to spend a last few weeks stuffing her full of vegetables, and she got one last chance to bite some vet techs, which she always loved

final epitaph from the vet: 'i'd never actually been intimidated by a guinea pig before'



you awful fuzzball, gonna miss you

Turdfuzz posted:

You know, we've had a lot of Jewish IKs. Nichael, Wampalord, Bearjew.

Guess you could say they're mod's chosen people.

SpaceGoku posted:

if I remember obama-admin doctrine about china's ascendancy it's that they believed the next global recession (because of course they just accepted there would be one lmao) would spark widespread social unrest in china among the working and middle classes that would be long-term crippling for them

punchymcpunch posted:

im warning you: dont do this