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amaru_chulla
Sep 3, 2019

by Nyc_Tattoo
Banned Re-rises :stare:

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



amaru_chulla posted:

Banned Re-rises :stare:

Bernie is bringing horny BACK baby!

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

amaru_chulla posted:

Banned Re-rises :stare:

but enough about the cumtown thread

Another weekly $27 donation went through.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
folks, from time to time i am overcome with gnawing, existential dread, and i remind myself:

bernie sanders

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

bernie 3rd in iowa poll???

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Bearnaise Sauce

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
https://twitter.com/skoczela/status/1220299126082023424

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


That was the same poll that had Sanders in 3rd behind Buttigieg and Biden a month ago. :wow:

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



so in less than two weeks Bernie takes Iowa with a record turnout. eight days later he steamrolls over NH, less than two weeks later Nevada, and then hopefully a surprise upset in SC. that’s what’s happening right?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Burn Zone posted:

so in less than two weeks Bernie takes Iowa with a record turnout. eight days later he steamrolls over NH, less than two weeks later Nevada, and then hopefully a surprise upset in SC. that’s what’s happening right?

and then a cia assassination attempt i assume

unfortunately for them bernie's smooth hide can only be harmed by +4 magical weapons

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Yinlock posted:

and then a cia assassination attempt i assume

unfortunately for them bernie's smooth hide can only be harmed by +4 magical weapons

they're going to be as successful as they were with Castro

just 8 years of inept assassination attempts on an increasingly popular president bernie

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

they're going to be as successful as they were with Castro

just 8 years of inept assassination attempts on an increasingly popular president bernie

*cia assassin pushes bernie off a roof, he hits a trampoline on the ground and bounces back up*

teacher_man
Feb 11, 2017
You guys like Bernie

But wait till you hear about Sanders

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Yinlock posted:

*cia assassin pushes bernie off a roof, he hits a trampoline on the ground and bounces back up*

ButtigiegA CIA spook hands bernie a chocolate bar, is dismayed when he realizes that only works on saint bernards

Gen. Ripper
Jan 12, 2013


Ok but give us some Iowa polls, as our big wet president informed us in 2016 Iowans are very stupid people and could 100% cock everything up.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.


Woah who the hell is this Sanders person

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Goon Danton posted:

Woah who the hell is this Sanders person

Bernie!

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

ButtigiegA CIA spook hands bernie a chocolate bar, is dismayed when he realizes that only works on saint bernards

Bernie is a Saint, though

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://i.imgur.com/lA0pHo5.mp4

unmeidestiny
Sep 25, 2009


Media was forced to finally talk about Bernie, and then this happens. Now imagine when he wins Iowa.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gently caress YEA thats a nuclear gain

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

unmeidestiny posted:

Media was forced to finally talk about Bernie, and then this happens. Now imagine when he wins Iowa.

Healthy young MSM goes to doctor

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

unmeidestiny posted:

Media was forced to finally talk about Bernie, and then this happens. Now imagine when he wins Iowa.

they cannot ignore his big dick anymore

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.


barnie sandres

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.


Holy poo poo

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

they're going to be as successful as they were with Castro

just 8 years of inept assassination attempts on an increasingly popular president bernie

that gerard butler movie where he invents secret hidden assassination devices for the CIA

-spring loaded razor glasses
-comfy 15 year old winter jacket with garotte seams in the hood
-uhhh poisoned english muffins?


the guy's got like zero attack vectors. bulletproof.

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
Media: This guy is a sexist

America: Go on, I'm listening :allears:

Centrist Dad
Nov 13, 2007

When I see your posting
College Slice

unmeidestiny posted:

Media was forced to finally talk about Bernie, and then this happens. Now imagine when he wins Iowa.

I think we are in for a lot of "WARREN SURGES CLOSE TO LEAD" headlines.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Oh boy, Bernie's on fire
:bernin:

UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007

by Pragmatica
Boy I'm feeling good about Bernie. So good that I will be volunteering and donating to get him elected.

Krakox
Oct 9, 2012
Only way you could hack the sandman is if you put a Trojan on the weather channel app

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
hello just stopped by to post BERNIE SANDERS

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

bring back old gbs posted:

that gerard butler movie where he invents secret hidden assassination devices for the CIA

-spring loaded razor glasses
-comfy 15 year old winter jacket with garotte seams in the hood
-uhhh poisoned english muffins?


the guy's got like zero attack vectors. bulletproof.

"He says he doesn't tolerate bullshit terribly well. Maybe we can give him some kind of... Bullshit overdose?"
"Brilliant! Get me Kai Ryssdal!"

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



I bring you a vision of the future; of the CIA's attempts to harm Gentle Bern: https://youtu.be/m-ZjldsoyAs

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






wowie zowie he's gonna win

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



Mad Wack posted:

hello just stopped by to post BERNIE SANDERS

thank you for your service

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
Sanders, Bernie

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



went to the gym yesterday to work on my BICEPS

Bernie
I
C
E
President
Sanders

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Business Gorillas posted:

went to the gym yesterday to work on my BICEPS

Bernie
I
C
E
President
Sanders

imo u should abolish ICE next time

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



bring back old gbs posted:

imo u should abolish ICE next time

when bernie is president my leg days will be figuratively crushing the heads of ice gestapo with my thighs

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