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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
feelin bad that literally a bird gave me this nice av and gang tag cause I’m gonna lose both when Bernie wins the nom

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Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Will be funny when Bernie's the only candidate above 15% in NH

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Brawny Sanders!

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Burn Zone posted:

so in less than two weeks Bernie takes Iowa with a record turnout. eight days later he steamrolls over NH, less than two weeks later Nevada, and then hopefully a surprise upset in SC. that’s what’s happening right?

If (WHEN) he wins Iowa, the media will literally spend a month talking about SC and nothing else, as its the most likely place after Iowa for Biden to get a win. And if Biden does win SC, (still very likely) they'll talk about him as the frontrunner, regardless of delegate count. They will get more desperate and absurd before they give in, if they ever do.

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

if he's got any smarts at all and I really am not sure he does, Steyer is just staying in through SC to act as a Biden spoiler then will bow out & endorse Bernie

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

charity rereg posted:

if he's got any smarts at all and I really am not sure he does, Steyer is just staying in through SC to act as a Biden spoiler then will bow out & endorse Bernie

tbh based on the past couple weeks i think steyer is mostly running for a spot in a bernie administration, which is an interesting choice for a billionaire but there you go

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





:perfect:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Pharmaskittle posted:



We're gonna win

:bernpop:

this one got me

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
it's status: happening

unmeidestiny
Sep 25, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

went to the gym yesterday to work on my BICEPS

Bernie
I
C
E
President
Sanders

If you abolish ICE from this you could focus on your BPS (Bernies Per Second)

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



holy poo poo Bernie

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

What can I do to follow you, steyer asked

Bernie replied, sell all that you have and give to the poor. Then you will have a place in my administration.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

ZoninSilver
May 30, 2011

unmeidestiny posted:

If you abolish ICE from this you could focus on your BPS (Bernies Per Second)

:hai: :haibrow:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Bearjew posted:

holy poo poo Bernie

sanders!!

unmeidestiny
Sep 25, 2009

that video H. Jon Benjamin did for B. Ernie Sandres was pretty good

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Turkina_Prime
Oct 26, 2013

i woke this morning feeling great





because bernie is gonna win

eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

Corky Romanovsky posted:

Will be funny when Bernie's the only candidate above 15% in NH

in Nevada, the 15% threshold is by precinct. idk about NH though

Bernie's going to steamroll those nerds though

CheeseSpawn
Sep 15, 2004
Doctor Rope
https://twitter.com/FresYas/status/1220203089233235973
The kids learn quick

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

This isn't 2016, this is the year of the Bernard

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

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Bernie is back to #1 on Betfair

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Hindsight is 2020

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Avirosb posted:

Hindsight is 2020

Bloomberg uses this. IT IS TERRIBLE!!!

He alienated the people who voted for trump by implying that now they know better. No wonder Mike was the first and only one to jump on this slogan

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

bernie could maybe manage it, but only if it was clearly coded as a dunk on hillary

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

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Tunicate posted:

bernie could maybe manage it, but only if it was clearly coded as a dunk on hillary

And the H in hindsight could have the arrow in it

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

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Rutger Bregman has endorsed Bernie.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

The Archaic posted:

And the H in hindsight could have the arrow in it

Pointing left this time

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao remember when bernie "bernard" sanders had a heart attack and everyone though the was done for but instead he became infinitely more powerful

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

triple sulk posted:

lmao remember when bernie "bernard" sanders had a heart attack and everyone though the was done for but instead he became infinitely more powerful

turns out having someone spritz some canned air around cleans up the blockage and makes you feel better!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Avirosb posted:

Hindsight is 2020

Hindsight is BERNIE BERNIE!!!

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

triple sulk posted:

lmao remember when bernie "bernard" sanders had a heart attack and everyone though the was done for but instead he became infinitely more powerful

The media broke the Bernie Blockade to try to push him to drop out and all that happened was people went "oh poo poo I didn't know Bernie was running!" They don't understand how their own coverage works.

Joe the Strummer
Jun 14, 2012

Thinkin bout bernie today

What do you think hes doing right now?

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Winning

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

they're going to be as successful as they were with Castro

just 8 years of inept assassination attempts on an increasingly popular president bernie

They will be spraying the rallys with the heart attack gun. Just mass heart attacks at his rallys.

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

Raccooon posted:

They will be spraying the rallys with the heart attack gun. Just mass heart attacks at his rallys.

i'm feeling the bern (in my left arm)

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


bernie sanders mister magoo-ing past a flood of increasingly complex rube goldberg assassinations while the cia man and his dog shake their fists in frustration

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Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

SorePotato posted:

This isn't 2016, this is the year of the Bernard

or as future generations will call it: year 0 ABS

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