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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

shame on an IGA posted:

https://mailman.nanog.org/pipermail/nanog/2020-January/105494.html

looks like it was because Call of Duty pushed a 48GB update.

Holy poo poo. A CoD update did that?

Goddamn. Even my centurylink was being flakier than normal.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
What the gently caress, a 48gb update?

Remember when COD came on a CD?

CDs held something like 0.5gb.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

amazing allies we've got

Hey they were there on 9/11

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Really goes to show what sort of infrastructure ISPs have when they aren't regulated to upgrade and just keep their own fiefdoms and charge what they want, pocketing all of it.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


FrozenVent posted:

What the gently caress, a 48gb update?

Remember when COD came on a CD?

CDs held something like 0.5gb.

640mb, right?

e: Wrong!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

FrozenVent posted:

What the gently caress, a 48gb update?

Remember when COD came on a CD?

CDs held something like 0.5gb.

700 mb, DVDs are 4.7 gb

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

shame on an IGA posted:

anyway here's some aggressively wholesome content

https://twitter.com/JerseyITGuy/sta...ingawful.com%2F

I will never knock attempts at making games more accessible for those with mobility issues. However, once that dude has figured out the ideal button mapping, he can shrink the size of that thing to a quarter of the size by using one of THESE. I built a fight stick that works on PC, PS4, Xbox, and Switch using a similar board and they are the size of an Altoids can.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Further discussion in that mailing list thread is that developers have largely decided collating the changes into incremental patches is too hard so gently caress it you're just gonna get to download the whole game again every time

Also god help me I remember downloading the WoW open beta on dial-up

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Lol. Glad I stopped playing CoD like, 7 years ago.

Lol, imagine the poor fucks with data caps.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
There exists a point where even with good ISP infrastructure and good backhaul from them to their provider you end up with a bottleneck getting the content from the distribution network to the end user, because there's terabits per second at play and that's an actually absurd amount of data. Maybe there's not enough transit between the CDN and its peers in some IX somewhere. Maybe there's not enough routing capacity. Maybe there's not enough compute to transmit that data over and over.

Turns out that point was a god-damned Call of Duty update.

A few months ago we had a similar "what the gently caress is going on with Akamai" moment on that mailing list. It turned out to be preloading for the new Halo Reach rerelease.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Smiling Jack posted:

Hey they were there on 9/11

When the planes hit, saudis went in there before any Americans did.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I paid the $50 fee to uncap my Comcast connection and celebrated with a 500GB set of DOS games with piles of multimedia extras

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Hekk posted:


I will never knock attempts at making games more accessible for those with mobility issues. However, once that dude has figured out the ideal button mapping, he can shrink the size of that thing to a quarter of the size by using one of THESE. I built a fight stick that works on PC, PS4, Xbox, and Switch using a similar board and they are the size of an Altoids can.

loving rules so hard

i love the accessible controller movement so much

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


FrozenVent posted:

When the planes hit, saudis went in there before any Americans did.

:eyepop:

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012
The controller may be big on purpose (I say may because I don't know exactly what kinds of impairments the kid has). Big controllers with big buttons can be good for people with impaired fine motor skills: easy to get your hand on a button but hard to get a particular finger on a smaller button.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

loving rules so hard

i love the accessible controller movement so much

Absolutely, it's the absolute antithesis to the "git gud" crowd, and anything that fucks those losers off is A+ in my book.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Memento posted:

Absolutely, it's the absolute antithesis to the "git gud" crowd, and anything that fucks those losers off is A+ in my book.

Agreed.

Gatekeeping sucks and it's nice seeing kids who even five years ago who wouldn't have had the ability to play these games be able to play them now :unsmith:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1220536711031078913?s=19

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Eulogistics posted:

The controller may be big on purpose (I say may because I don't know exactly what kinds of impairments the kid has). Big controllers with big buttons can be good for people with impaired fine motor skills: easy to get your hand on a button but hard to get a particular finger on a smaller button.

It IS big on purpose. Hekk was saying he could keep the large controller but dramatically shrink the hardware side by using that board.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Hell yeah, attacking the predecessor

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
Major point of the size of the Mivrosoft Accessibility Controller is that it has a million connections for every possible accessibility add-on (pedals, sticks, breathe tubes, etc) and enough to rebind each button to one of those add-ons. It's modular on purpose!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Your president is simultaneously an edgy13 year old kid and a dementia addled geriatric

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Really glad he's not smart enough to buy Mike Gravel's Rude Teens

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


I'm going to be very upset if Trump doesn't end up with some seriously deep suffering before he gets to depart. Like a dehibalitiatng stroke would be a good start, but preferably him and everyone near him is bankrupted and forced to live in some combination of prison and impoverishment before painfully dying off.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

I'm going to be very upset if Trump doesn't end up with some seriously deep suffering before he gets to depart. Like a dehibalitiatng stroke would be a good start, but preferably him and everyone near him is bankrupted and forced to live in some combination of prison and impoverishment before painfully dying off.
Watch all the bullshit he converted daddy's money into be repossessed and torn down, and can't tweet about it because he's in prison.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Loden Taylor posted:

It IS big on purpose. Hekk was saying he could keep the large controller but dramatically shrink the hardware side by using that board.

Yeah sorry I wasn’t clearer. I meant that the physical size of the controller can stay the same shape and size. However all of the wires he has running underneath of it can be made much smaller and easier to fit into the same case he is using for the sticks and buttons. The board I linked replicates the input for any of the normal console controllers. He simply has to hook the appropriate wires up on the board. However once assembled it’d be more of a pain in the rear end to change configurations so it’s best to hash that out beforehand with what he is using.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Obama there could have been

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

I'm going to be very upset if Trump doesn't end up with some seriously deep suffering before he gets to depart. Like a dehibalitiatng stroke would be a good start, but preferably him and everyone near him is bankrupted and forced to live in some combination of prison and impoverishment before painfully dying off.

he'll die blissfully in his sleep, and we'll die cursing the heat, disease, and dementia, #maga

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord
https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1220445820505546755

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1220518145431044097

Good job, Bernie.

EDIT: I'd add more so it's not just a drive-by shitposting, but this sums it up well, aside from the whole 'routinely gives white supremacists and misogynists a platform/is a plain-spoken misogynist himself, and that might be a little alienating' thing.

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1220544549602414592

Old Boot fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Jan 24, 2020

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
“This total idiot nazi platforming rear end in a top hat likes me!” Is Bernie at his least inspirational.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Gotta appeal to those deplorable voters instead of pushing them away. At least Rogan might get through to some of them.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
https://twitter.com/Julian_Epp/status/1218202975451123712?s=19

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/kept_simple/status/1220563408996786176

this fits in a lot of ways bye good night!

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Old Boot posted:

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1220445820505546755

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1220518145431044097

Good job, Bernie.

EDIT: I'd add more so it's not just a drive-by shitposting, but this sums it up well, aside from the whole 'routinely gives white supremacists and misogynists a platform/is a plain-spoken misogynist himself, and that might be a little alienating' thing.

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1220544549602414592

Yep that was a dumb move, should have just let the endorsement speak for itself. Fortunately it looks like it's not a deal-breaker for a lot of people, just dumb.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


I heard this one was a jokey spin on the cell phone interview sound bite

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Maybe roganites can be made to believe Bernie's healthcare plan can make them taller

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

China closing another city, bringing it up to 4.


Do we have any chinese linguists in here?

https://youtu.be/8u6oc9TdAtE

My wife had a look. Basically the guy is frustrated because tons of people are coming, they're now rejecting people at the door who should be seen. Despite this, he's only seen five patients and he's on his third shift. Authorities are yelling at the exhausted staff to go home, but they don't want to leave. She says he has a really thick southern accent and was hard to understand.

EBB fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Jan 24, 2020

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
I dunno maybe Rogan's endorsement will sway some borderline alt-right morons toward bernie? If nothing else, the dude has a loving gigantic audience.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

spacemang_spliff posted:

If you want Rogans audience to reject transphobia you need someone they trust to lead them on rejecting transphobia

Joe Rogan saying trust Bernie is a good way to start doing that

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The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

loving rules so hard

i love the accessible controller movement so much

I really liked how the microsoft adaptive controller thing is not only thoughtfully designed, it's thoughtfully packaged. The box and packaging can be opened and accessed one-handed and with low dexterity / low force.

Look at this, it's beautiful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zgXda67cEo

Fall-open packaging, ribbon pulls, oversized handles, and pull-out trays. No tilting or up-ending. Not a zip tie, heat shrink, staple, tape, or twist tie in sight.

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