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jesus
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:15 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 07:57 |
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The forums are definitely funny again
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:16 |
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you're loving killing me. this is like having your landlord bring in a contractor and being like "uh your shirt is the wrong color, and also, really, your hair? not professional. also, what if you burn my house down? have you considered trying to install the wiring this way? i have never done this job before, but i've read a lot about it, and i've lived here for 20 years so i'm pretty sure i'm an expert."
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:17 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:oh wow, i has no idea i was rebranding a company on par with pepsi, a huge international conglomerate!! ur right, i give up, u got me good https://www.somethingawful.com/news/what-learned-last/ looking forward to your article in about 6 weeks
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:17 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:make me dork listen, I'm just a forums nobody, but statements like this have always resulted in loving hilarity and I implore you to do it more
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:18 |
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VikingSkull posted:listen, I'm just a forums nobody, but statements like this have always resulted in loving hilarity and I implore you to do it more you bet your rear end
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:22 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:you bet your rear end hell yeah I'm 100% in your corner
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:22 |
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Heather Papps can be the Stevie to Logan's Kenny Powers, that's a godammn powerhouse of a team right there. The internet is theirs to conquer.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:23 |
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you people talk a lot of poo poo but there’s nothing stopping me from opening your avatars in MS paint and drawing a big ol dick on em, so dont gently caress with me
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:26 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:you people talk a lot of poo poo but there’s nothing stopping me from opening your avatars in MS paint and drawing a big ol dick on em, so dont gently caress with me Just try it
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:29 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Just try it yeah if we're taking requests
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:29 |
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i legit can't tell if this is parody at its finest, or if 'tax's new robospine was made out of recycled parts of Christine and he's just sabotaging everything at this point
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:31 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:you people talk a lot of poo poo but there’s nothing stopping me from opening your avatars in MS paint and drawing a big ol dick on em, so dont gently caress with me ladies and gentlemen, she's getting paid while Jeffrey fixed search on his first attempt
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:31 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:you people talk a lot of poo poo but there’s nothing stopping me from opening your avatars in MS paint and drawing a big ol dick on em, so dont gently caress with me You can't threaten me with a good time
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:32 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Just try it so far kolby is the biggest stinker and the dick i draw on his avatar will bend weird and be shorter than it is girthy. the youths sometimes call this a “chode”
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:32 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:oh wow, i has no idea i was rebranding a company on par with pepsi, a huge international conglomerate!! ur right, i give up, u got me good you and lowtax are perfect for each other
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:32 |
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Donovan Trip posted:Heather Papps can be the Stevie to Logan's Kenny Powers, that's a godammn powerhouse of a team right there. The internet is theirs to conquer. watch out, nerds
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:32 |
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kolby posted:ladies and gentlemen, she's getting paid while Jeffrey fixed search on his first attempt hundreds of thousands of dollars to monetize.... well i mean...monetization takes time... and strategy Missouri is a growing market of shifting paradigms and *furiously draws dicks*
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:33 |
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Heather Papps posted:watch out, nerds So you are making content for this site, but the person threatening to draw mspaint dicks on avatars is the marketing strategist?
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:34 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:Obviously I am not up to date on the forum culture as it is now. I’ll do my best to learn. Part of growing the business is learning more about all of you guys and your sense of humor. All of you are important to this business and I won’t ignore you. You're actually more in sync with us than you think cuz you posted about eating rear end way up thread and that's a recurring favorite topic in GBS. I am totally in favor of voracious rear end eating, just in case anyone was wondering. Come to think of it we haven't actually had an rear end eating thread in awhile
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:35 |
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I'm here for this
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:35 |
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just make it so you top off a forum wallet and it costs $0.02 for every post. there simpl site makes money.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:35 |
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Incitatus posted:So you are making content for this site, but the person threatening to draw mspaint dicks on avatars is the marketing strategist? excuse me, i am an "artiste." i do not merely "create content"
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:36 |
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If one can turn SomethingAwful.com's Front Page around and air out the stench of decline, please consider adding these projects to your portfolio next: Pointcast.com TheSchuminWeb Netscape Navigator Terry Colon's Suck.com
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:37 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:so far kolby is the biggest stinker and the dick i draw on his avatar will bend weird and be shorter than it is girthy. the youths sometimes call this a “chode” Lol I just like drawings of penises I mean no offense
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:37 |
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Other things GBS likes to talk about include hot sauce, hot dogs, Costco, and we're currently pretty into alien invasion and the possibility of getting laid by invading aliens.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:37 |
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Lowtax posted:I'm Will I. Am, please invest in my dumb car company drat i always knew you were the coolest man in the world!!
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:38 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Other things GBS likes to talk about include hot sauce, hot dogs, Costco, and we're currently pretty into alien invasion and the possibility of getting laid by invading aliens. oh ok so just standard small talk
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:40 |
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Well what ever happens it is at least going to be hilarious.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:42 |
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I’m am a professional!!! for a comedy website!!! i represent corporate america and u dumbasses are going to be forced make sponsored posts about Pepsi at least once a day or u will get banned I promise you that!!!
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:42 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:I’m am a professional!!! for a comedy website!!! i represent corporate america and u dumbasses are going to be forced make sponsored posts about Pepsi at least once a day or u will get banned I promise you that!!! same but bepis
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:43 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:alien invasion and the possibility of getting laid by invading aliens. build the wall
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:49 |
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things honestly could not get any weirder
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:50 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:I’m am a professional!!! for a comedy website!!! i represent corporate america and u dumbasses are going to be forced make sponsored posts about Pepsi at least once a day or u will get banned I promise you that!!! "Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind."
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:50 |
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Unfortunately Art posted:I’m am a professional!!! for a comedy website!!! i represent corporate america and u dumbasses are going to be forced make sponsored posts about Pepsi at least once a day or u will get banned I promise you that!!! The last time Lowtax made sponsored posts about a beverage it didn't go so well.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:51 |
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youre posted:things honestly could not get any weirder good. im not your average marketing strategist, im a dumbass supreme. dumbass 2.0. u want weird? well take a seat fella and you wont feel your teeth when im done with ya, how’s that grab ya?
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:52 |
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Incitatus posted:The last time Lowtax made sponsored posts about a beverage it didn't go so well. for him no, we got a pretty funny forever joke out of it
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:53 |
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youre posted:things honestly could not get any weirder Wanna bet?
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:53 |
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Spinz posted:Wanna bet? this.
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:54 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 07:57 |
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What part of market strategy involves a client flying to a strategist and staying with them for weeks? Is this how marketing is done in the 2020s?
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# ? Jan 27, 2020 00:54 |