Telsa Cola posted:

Your post is blood red in the awful app and I am fairly curious.

Captain Monkey posted:

This avian solidarity between Wren and LaB is clearly some sort of speciesism, and I will not stand for it.

Captain Monkey posted:

This avian solidarity between Wren and LaB is clearly some sort of speciesism, and I will not stand for it.

Chichevache posted:

Both are suspected members of the Avian Brotherhood.

WrenP-Complete posted:

I use the dark theme of the Awful app, and I mark good posters using the app as I appreciate their posts. LAB's posts are correspondingly crimson as she is a good poster. Unread unmarked posters are grey and read unmarked posters are navy.

Screaming Idiot posted:

do we need to get into a slapfight over fursonas, because my bad dragon xenomorph dildo can eject a smaller, angrier dildo that shoots slightly acidic cum-lube that will help me prove my dominance

Outrail posted:

Kinda wanna see a high def slow mo cap of this one.

Kitfox88 posted:

That's underselling yourself, live shows should be at least 50 per.

Screaming Idiot posted:

A LACK OF CONFIDENCE IN MY WORTH AS A HUMAN BEING IS MY ONLY APPEALING FEATURE!!!!!!

Elfface posted:

He killed a few teens at a camp, but didn't wear a mask or anything.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

More like "yeah my taste in movies is rear end"

yeah I eat rear end posted:

you are what you eat

Aerdan posted:

Diets don't work in the long term; the majority of people who attempt them return to their previous weight within five years; some of them even gain weight within five years. This includes calorie-counting, any fad diet you care to name (including the so-called 'Mediterranean' diet), glycemic indexing, WW/Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, etc.Because, here's the problem: diets are you intentionally starving yourself, and the mechanisms involved (your hormones) absolutely do not give a flying gently caress—starvation kills temperature regulation and causes lethargy, cognitive impairment, and other problems. So people stop dieting after they guiltily eat a decent loving meal for once...and oops, all that suffering was for nothing.

Exercise won't cause you to lose weight, either, because the amount of exercise you do would need to be consistent and significant to offset the food you eat. A 20-minute walk burns about 100 calories, give or take. Eating a serving of beef jerky or a typical protein bar will wipe that out and then some. If you're overweight (let's say 250 lbs), you're gonna be loving miserable–which is why fat people don't tend to exercise.

Beyond all of that, obesity is not inherently unhealthy, as it turns out. Almost all of the health issues commonly associated with being fat are from being out of shape and from doctors ignoring overweight patients' concerns because obviously the knees, ankles and feet you wrecked in high school at 180lbs are because you're 250lbs today.

Aerdan posted:

Okay, since you chucklefucks seem to think I'm bullshitting:

Diets

Weight-Watchers/WW: "Weit Loss With Self-help Compared With a Structured Commercial Program", JAMA 289(14): 1792-98, 2003, DOI: 10.1001/jama.289.14.1792

Jenny Craig: "Effect of a Free Prepared Meal and Incentivized Weight Loss Program on Weight Loss and Weight Loss Maintenance in Obese and Overweight Women", JAMA 304(16): 1803-10, 2010, DOI: 10.1001/jama.2010.1503

What we can assume about people who drop out of these programs: "Evaluation of an Intensive Weight Contrl Program Using a Priori Criteria to Determine Outcome", International Journal of Obesity and Related Metabolic Disorders 16: 505-17, 1992, PMID: 1323547.

Meal replacements: "Systematic Review: An Evaluation of Major Commercial Weight Loss Programs in the United States", Annals of Internal Medicine 142: 56-66, 2005, PMID: 15630109.

Low-carb versus low-fat: "A Randomized Trial of a Low-carbohydrate Diet for Obesity", New England Journal of Medicine 348: 2082-90, 2003.

Low-GI diet versus low-calorie: "Effects of a Reduced-glycemic-load Diet on Body Weight, Body Composition, and Cardiovascular Disease Risk Markers in Overweight and Obese Adults", American Journal of Clinical Nutrition 85(3): 724-34, March 2007.

Calorie-restriction diets don't work: "Medicare's Search for Effective Obesity Treatments: Diets Are Not the Answer", American Psychologist 62(3): 220-33, April 2007, DOI: 10.1037/0003-066X.62.3.220.

Weight-loss surgery, which I didn't discuss but is worth mentioning anyway: Cost-effectiveness of Surgically Induced Weight Loss for the Management of Type 2 Diabetes: Modeled Lifetime Analysis", Diabetes Care 32(4): 567-74, April 2009, DOI: 10.2337/dc08-1749.

Exercise:

Australian Sports Commission's annual report for 2009: https://ausport.gov.au/_data/assets/pdf_file/0005/377069/ERASS_Report_2009.pdf (latest available when Big Fat Lies was written)

Relationship between weight loss and exercise: "Relation between Caloric Intake, Body Weight, and Physical Work: Studies in an Industrial Male Population in West Bengal", American Journal of Clinical Nutrition 4(2): 169-75, March 1956.

Exercise and obesity: "Fatness Leads to Inactivity, but Inactivity Does Not Lead to Fatness: A Longitudinal Study in Children (Early Bird 45)", Archives of Disease in Childhood, DOI: 10.1136/adc.2009/175927.

AHA review on exercise and obesity: https://acsm.org/AM/Template.cfm?Section=Home_Page&TEMPLATE=CML/HTMLDisplay.cfm&ContentID=7764

Does regular exercise cause weight loss? "The Effect of Physical Activity on 18-month Weight Change in Overweight Adults", Obesit 19(1): 100-109, 2011, DOI: 10.1038/oby.2010.122.

Now gently caress off and post actual schadenfreude.

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Spoeank posted:

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1221514938474254336?s=19

Uhhhhhhhhh

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

He died doing what he loved. Traveling.

Chichevache posted:

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Cartoon Man posted:

Hardon Crime posted:

but why does he need vagina ears

Boogoose posted:

So he can hear people cumming.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Did not expect to learn about that in the quotes thread.

bows1 posted:

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EorayMel posted:

PROBATION 01/26/20 12:12am Aerdan Diet and excercise are bad derail. Omg I can’t believe I just typed that. User loses posting privileges for 12 hours. Burt Sexual Burt Sexual

Baron von Eevl posted:

Go further back in his rap sheet for fun surprises.