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the vast majority of QAnoners are 50+ people whose brains crystallized in the mid-90s so they are incapable of coming to grips with the fact that familiar celebrities and politicians get old and die, George H.W. Bush was eternally a spry 60-something in their minds
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Jimmy Carter: I have information that
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Phil Moscowitz posted:It’s proof Jimmy Carter is going to die soon, it’s right in front of your face You joke, but... https://twitter.com/AricToler/status/1221839410808967170 Honestly the Mr. Peanut = Jimmy Carter thing feels too mundane to be true QAnon craziness. Like, you can actually follow their logic. It's still stupid, but Jimmy Carter -> peanut farmer -> Mr. Peanut isn't exactly incomprehensible in the way that the JFK Jr business or 99% of the other predictions and interpretations are. The Kobe Bryant stuff, though, that's classic batshit.
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Also Jimmy Carter was never one of their guys. Q people hate him. If anything they'd think he was a deep state agent.
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Jay Rust posted:Well, Once the anti-Christ is defeated and Jesus returns, math will be abolished. Because one thing that keeps popping up with these peeps is how evil basic numbers are. Not even advanced algebra just math you can do on your fingers.
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RagnarokAngel posted:Also Jimmy Carter was never one of their guys. Q people hate him. If anything they'd think he was a deep state agent. um have you ever heard of a double triple agent??? I didn't think so 
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text me a vag pic posted:um have you ever heard of a double triple agent??? I'm pretty sure it's Kobe that was a triple double agent, actually
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Triple double... 32...
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Viewtiful Jew posted:Once the anti-Christ is defeated and Jesus returns, math will be abolished. How many fingers do you have?
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Viewtiful Jew posted:Once the anti-Christ is defeated and Jesus returns, math will be abolished. Do they know that they're using Arabic numerals? It'll never reveal the truth to them.
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I remember this thread was asking how to monetize QAnon https://mobile.twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1222142377650991105 Sell bleach
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Jan 28, 2020 17:36
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The Q-baby has decreed: Drink the bleach and rid thyself of worldly impurities
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Jan 28, 2020 17:42
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Well if you drink enough bleach you definitely won't die from Coronavirus.
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text me a vag pic posted:um have you ever heard of a double triple agent??? I'm a double double agent animal style.
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VitalSigns posted:I remember this thread was asking how to monetize QAnon quote:Rothschild said QAnon personalities promote MMS in the same way that other right-wing figures sell vitamin supplements. Well of course the Rothschilds wouldn't want you to cure your cancer, zika or corona. Even more reason to drink the bleach.
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O good. Now two different kinds of bullshit are mating. This can only go well.
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VitalSigns posted:I remember this thread was asking how to monetize QAnon https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1222331570322837505 Makes for a great timeline cap (apologies for the reddit watermark): 
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32 is 23 backwards, and as we all know Lebron = 23. Kobe also has won 5 championships, Lebron: 3. 5-3=2. 2, being the number his daughter wore.
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Tesseraction posted:https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1222331570322837505 Yeah if you fail to be harmed by that poo poo it's almost certainly because you hosed up the DIY chemistry.
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Tesseraction posted:https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1222331570322837505 Does he think using sodium chlorite instead of sodium chlorate will be non-toxic?
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Mr.Unique-Name posted:Does he think No.
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If he does have to drink the deadly bleach I hope he at least lives long enough to leave a warning for his followers to ignore.
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It's just proof that the Deep State got to him. They want to suppress the cure.
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Brb, getting on the ground floor of Qulorox
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Mr.Unique-Name posted:Does he think using sodium chlorite instead of sodium chlorate will be non-toxic? So sodium chlorite and a weak acid is in fact a good way of disinfecting surfaces without leaving residue, because you generate chlorous acid which in turn decomposes into chlorine dioxide which will eventually decompose into chloride ion. Anyone who's drinking this poo poo and not getting sick from it probably let it sit too long and was just drinking weak saline.
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The people who sell Miracle Mineral Solution just say that the nausea, diarrhea, internal bleeding and long sheets of intestinal lining in your bowel movements are part of the healing process and that if you feel like poo poo afterwards, that means it's working and you really needed the detox badly
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The whole "drinking bleach" thing is imported from the same loons who believe that black salve can cure their self-diagnosed skin cancers and end up disfiguring themselves. So look for that to make the rounds in Qanon circles soon. Also, don't google black salve unless you want to see some horrific pictures of disfigurement.
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The Chairman posted:The people who sell Miracle Mineral Solution just say that the nausea, diarrhea, internal bleeding and long sheets of intestinal lining in your bowel movements are part of the healing process and that if you feel like poo poo afterwards, that means it's working and you really needed the detox badly Yes I remember when a mother showed pictures of the floor with the spoilered part of your post sitting there which she said was the tapeworms that were causing her kid's autism. Some scientist asked to have them to "discover which species of worm" it was but used the mailed sample to determine it was, in fact, what your spoilered part said.
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New Yorp New Yorp posted:The whole "drinking bleach" thing is imported from the same loons who believe that black salve can cure their self-diagnosed skin cancers and end up disfiguring themselves. So look for that to make the rounds in Qanon circles soon.
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The bleach craze: are your boomers safe? Read the top 10 signs that can tell if your boomers are secretly drinking bleach
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Tesseraction posted:Sorry but I'm loving dying at Mr Peanut being dragged into this conspiracy theory. Was he too close to the truth? he had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Satan Clinton
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VitalSigns posted:Also do not remember googling black salve unless you want to imagine those pictures again It’s fun to tell foreigners about traditional white American medicine.
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CommunityEdition posted:It’s fun to tell foreigners about traditional white American medicine. It was borrowed/stolen from the Native Americans by European settlers, I believe.
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Bring back Antimony Pills “ In use, it is swallowed and allowed to pass through the body, after which it is customarily recovered for reuse, giving rise to the name everlasting pill.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimony_pill
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Lote posted:Bring back Antimony Pills So it's basically a rock?
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Mr.Unique-Name posted:So it's basically a rock? The antimony gives you heavy metal poisoning. You can also do the same thing with letting wine sit in a cup made of antimony overnight and drinking it.
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Lote posted:The antimony gives you heavy metal poisoning. You can also do the same thing with letting wine sit in a cup made of antimony overnight and drinking it. quote:The bullet was passed out, recovered from the feces and used over and over again. This, as Dr. J. A. Paris says, was economy in right earnest, for a single pill would serve a whole family during their lives and might be transmitted as an heirloom to posterity. 
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Don Gato posted:I'll never forgive Hillary for ordering Julius Ceasar's assassination and then pinning it on random senators. She personally went back and strangled all the Dinosaurs. There's a pretty funny video of one of the "Religious Ceremonies" the loonies that promote MMS being raided. You can hear them going "This is a church!!" as the cops come in. Also this isn't just more stupid woo for suburban white people into crystals, they go overseas and give it to people in developing nations because real healthcare isn't available to them.
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twistedmentat posted:She personally went back and strangled all the Dinosaurs. Yeah the actual horrifying thing is that this poo poo is pushed on people who are unable to get actual medical care either because they are dependent on MMS crazies or otherwise lack access to it.
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