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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Bernie Sanders: Bernie can have little a surrender, as a concede
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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


 me and the bros heading to the caucus watch party
* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:27
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Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


 time to do it baby

all pays off tonight

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:29
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Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Gunshow Poophole posted:

https://datastudio.google.com/u/0/reporting/19QRje8XoOcxo0QMj0PUQGVKc_zUZCPPu/page/MLVAB

here's a link to some garbage-rear end-idiot's collection of delegates-per-precinct

sorry this shoudl go in the caucus thread

the caucus thread is a bernie thread now

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:30
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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


 :siren:ATTENTION: BERNIE'S ENERGY IS ALREADY STARTING TO CLEANSE THE FILTH:siren:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1224423286764904449?s=20

CONTINUE TO GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO BERNIE

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BERNIE TAKE OUR ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:35
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fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

triple sulk posted:

                                                                  ATTENTION COMRADES

                      _____                                                                                                                                       _____
                     |  ☭    |                                                                                                                                     |  ☭    |
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ              QUOTE THIS POST TO SEND BERNIE ALL OF YOUR ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:35
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Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

 https://twitter.com/ameliatd/status/1224430810675150849?s=21

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:35
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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

CONTINUE TO GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO BERNIE

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BERNIE TAKE OUR ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:36
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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/ameliatd/status/1224430810675150849?s=21

interesting ordering choices here

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:36
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Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

triple sulk posted:

                                                                  ATTENTION COMRADES

                      _____                                                                                                                                       _____
                     |  ☭    |                                                                                                                                     |  ☭    |
                     |¯¯¯¯¯                                                                                                                                      |¯¯¯¯¯
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ              QUOTE THIS POST TO SEND BERNIE ALL OF YOUR ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:38
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SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
So I'm stucking in work today on a massive ot shift and won't be able to check on poo poo until tomorrow. Can someone just post me a quick rundown of how Bernard is faring right now? My anxiety levels are through the loving roof.

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:40
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Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

:siren:ATTENTION: BERNIE'S ENERGY IS ALREADY STARTING TO CLEANSE THE FILTH:siren:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1224423286764904449?s=20

CONTINUE TO GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO BERNIE

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BERNIE TAKE OUR ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

today really is going to be a great day

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:40
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Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

Dewgy posted:

interesting ordering choices here

Are they doing the alphabetical with a random start position thing?

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:40
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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

 bernie sanders gave rush limbaugh cancer and that's why I'm voting for bernie

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:41
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TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1223299083554709506

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:41
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bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!
bernie going to step to the mic and bust out Cruel Angel's Thesis in perfect japanese

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:45
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side_burned
Nov 3, 2004

My mother is a fish.

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

:siren:ATTENTION: BERNIE'S ENERGY IS ALREADY STARTING TO CLEANSE THE FILTH:siren:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1224423286764904449?s=20

CONTINUE TO GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO BERNIE

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BERNIE TAKE OUR ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Holy poo poo 2020 is going to be a great loving year.

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:45
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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

SEGA rear end Fisting posted:

So I'm stucking in work today on a massive ot shift and won't be able to check on poo poo until tomorrow. Can someone just post me a quick rundown of how Bernard is faring right now? My anxiety levels are through the loving roof.

So far Bernie has won every single caucus

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:46
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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002

vyelkin posted:

So far Bernie has won every single caucus

:hmmyes:

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AnemicChipmunk
Oct 23, 2012

 It's Iowa caucus today!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, BERNIE SIBLINGS!!!

"every voter from every precinct, class, and place of employment come in with everything for a HUGE party"

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:47
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Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
wish I was partying with bernie today

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:48
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Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

 Remember one thing - you're Bernie loving Sanders

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:48
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Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

AnemicChipmunk posted:

It's Iowa caucus today!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, BERNIE SIBLINGS!!!

"every voter from every precinct, class, and place of employment come in with everything for a HUGE party"
* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:49
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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

:siren:ATTENTION: BERNIE'S ENERGY IS ALREADY STARTING TO CLEANSE THE FILTH:siren:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1224423286764904449?s=20

CONTINUE TO GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO BERNIE

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BERNIE TAKE OUR ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

I hope he can hold out long enough to see Bernie Sanders become President of the United States of America.

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:51
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Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

NotWearingPants posted:

I hope he can hold out long enough to see Bernie Sanders become President of the United States of America.

indeed and i hope bernie sanders is listed as the cause of death

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:52
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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

triple sulk posted:

                                                                  ATTENTION COMRADES

                      _____                                                                                                                                       _____
                     |  ☭    |                                                                                                                                     |  ☭    |
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ              QUOTE THIS POST TO SEND BERNIE ALL OF YOUR ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:53
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Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

 https://twitter.com/katewillett/status/1224385556559298560?s=20

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

:siren:ATTENTION: BERNIE'S ENERGY IS ALREADY STARTING TO CLEANSE THE FILTH:siren:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1224423286764904449?s=20

CONTINUE TO GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO BERNIE

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BERNIE TAKE OUR ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

congratulations to tobacco, you got another kill!

you screamed your lungs into killing you

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:53
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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
This seems like a shitload of delegates. In 2016 there were like 80 people at my precinct for 6 delegates. But all these satellite caucus locations have like one for every 3 or 4 people.

https://twitter.com/n_hytrek/status/1224431719480082433

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:56
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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK

Zikan posted:

this is why we’re gonna win

https://twitter.com/irene_koo/status/1224414220235739137?s=21

This poo poo's gonna make me cry

I went to bed feeling anxious last-minute dread.

Woke up and was afraid to talk to anyone. I didn't want to check the internet.







gently caress. :)

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 21:58
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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069



Clapping Larry

Thoguh posted:

This seems like a shitload of delegates. In 2016 there were like 80 people at my precinct for 6 delegates. But all these satellite caucus locations have like one for every 3 or 4 people.

https://twitter.com/n_hytrek/status/1224431719480082433

if I'm not mistaken they're rolling ALL those delegates into another calculation and allocating tha tproportionally. I swear to god I heard something about another mathematical process that they will undertake

... bless me Bernard, I think I might be mistaken? it's just 87 sites that are apportioned regular ol' county delegates like any other precinct. poo poo YEAH

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 22:00
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 *puts fingers on headset* I'm sorry, I'm just recieving word that actually the it's the cancer that has Rush Limbaugh. We here wish this plucky tumor a speedy recovery.

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 22:04
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Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

 the actual process of the caucus is confusing to me. i just want to hear about bernie winning

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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
huh, that's... not what i expected. seems suspicious, imo

CNN: Early Blowout Victory for Joe Biden in Key Iowa Caucus Precincts

trying not to arzy yet but i can't help myself :ohdear:

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 22:08
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Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

Succbot Circlejerk posted:

drat I had a dream last night where I was driving a van full of wavering Bernie caucusers and I told them, "Kill the shepherd, scatter the flock" and that impressed them for some reason

:unsmigghh:

I'm glad you had a dream about getting us ready to ride eternal, shiny and chrome, apparently.

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large oblate cat
Jul 7, 2009

triple sulk posted:

                                                                  ATTENTION COMRADES

                      _____                                                                                                                                       _____
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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ              QUOTE THIS POST TO SEND BERNIE ALL OF YOUR ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
* # ? Feb 3, 2020 22:12
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CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.

Dewgy posted:

huh, that's... not what i expected. seems suspicious, imo

CNN: Early Blowout Victory for Joe Biden in Key Iowa Caucus Precincts

trying not to arzy yet but i can't help myself :ohdear:

What the gently caress

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 22:12
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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Dewgy posted:

huh, that's... not what i expected. seems suspicious, imo

CNN: Early Blowout Victory for Joe Biden in Key Iowa Caucus Precincts

trying not to arzy yet but i can't help myself :ohdear:

strange how the exact opposite of everything this thread has observed is being reported by the media

e: oh you :razz:

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 22:13
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TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Dewgy posted:

huh, that's... not what i expected. seems suspicious, imo

CNN: Early Blowout Victory for Joe Biden in Key Iowa Caucus Precincts

trying not to arzy yet but i can't help myself :ohdear:

U motherfuckre

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 22:13
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Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Dewgy posted:

huh, that's... not what i expected. seems suspicious, imo

CNN: Early Blowout Victory for Joe Biden in Key Iowa Caucus Precincts

trying not to arzy yet but i can't help myself :ohdear:

didnt fall for it MY FAITH IS TOO STRONG

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 22:13
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Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

Dewgy posted:

huh, that's... not what i expected. seems suspicious, imo

CNN: Early Blowout Victory for Joe Biden in Key Iowa Caucus Precincts

trying not to arzy yet but i can't help myself :ohdear:

Man I was really hoping to hear some Astley

* # ? Feb 3, 2020 22:14
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