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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Succbot Circlejerk posted:

drinking vodka and listening to
When I'm Small by Phantogram
Everything I Wanted by Billie Eilish,
and Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes

recommended victory playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TU02ZpsAeA

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DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Succbot Circlejerk posted:

drinking vodka and listening to
When I'm Small by Phantogram
Everything I Wanted by Billie Eilish,
and Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes

recommended victory playlist


https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLquwxGcgozvQtWFDDCmtSsTRJ0ztSH68K

blast this bernie themed mixtape friend

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

IÃÂÃŒÂÌ° Ó̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉mÃÂ̺̩ Ç̬A̡̮̞̠ÚÉ̱̫ K̶eÓgÃÂ.̻̱̪̕Ö̹̟
https://twitter.com/BRANDONWARDELL/status/1224525660867022848?s=19

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

The stress and anticipation is starting to make me nauseated.

Time to hit up the drug store and self-medicate FOR BERNIE

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
Biden, Buttigieg and Yang are all non-viable in my precinct

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Personally I am just listening to this on a loop and destroying my brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PvyBKSmQ_g

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
Lmfao, thanks. I needed that.

Succbot Circlejerk
Jan 8, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

this dude needs to sue or take store credit from his cybernetecists this poo poo is not convincing at all



also ^^^^^^^^^^^ ecstasy of gold is a ron paul song bro

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Going back to work but replacing my every waking thought with Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie until I pass out

Succbot Circlejerk
Jan 8, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
why the gently caress can't Nate Silver just look loving normal, he has all the base ingredients for it

Junkiebev
Jan 18, 2002


Feel the progress.

BERNIE
SANDERS
!!!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Succbot Circlejerk posted:

why the gently caress can't Nate Silver just look loving normal, he has all the base ingredients for it

https://twitter.com/postXamerica/status/1184984619432595458

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Bernie, bro!

He gon win!

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Anyone know where the current votes are coming in from?

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/iowa_democratic_caucus_results.html

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Junkiebev posted:

BERNIE
SANDERS
!!!

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
lol these Iowa results are going to be a goddamn shitshow


what was the Iowa Democratic Party thinking releasing three different sets of numbers?


also seriously what the gently caress is wrong with posting tweets on the forums tonight????

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
This doesn't sound good

https://twitter.com/70Ceeks/status/1224529121776107520?s=20

riseofmydick
Dec 18, 2019

by Pragmatica

From everything I have seen 27 precincts. There are literally hundreds of precincts. This isn't telling us anything.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



dnc is working its magic

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



jk bernie will win

THS
Sep 15, 2017

everyone go to sleep, democrats are having Technical Difficulties

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


when is the time to arzy

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

KaptainKrunk posted:

when is the time to arzy

I'm not ever going to lose faith in BERNIE!

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
the more sets of numbers they put out the more opportunities they have to find an angle to make it look like bernie isn't doing it.

they haven't released any numbers yet no matter how they look at the numbers, bernie's doing it.

Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/NightofLabor/status/1224523151675138048

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I heard Bernie was gonna win?

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
this feels like 2016 lol

not joseph stalin
Dec 30, 2008

Was in Iowa City two weeks ago. Standing room only for Bernie surrogates. I overheard two or three Warrenistas/Yang gangers, but not surprised to hear that Bernie crushed it.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

mad.radhu posted:

this feels like 2016 lol

In a good way or a bad way?

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
so is the plan to just sit on the results until the people who are caucusing go home and then put in the fix or what

Succbot Circlejerk
Jan 8, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

JESUS CHRIST

MISHIMA WAS RIGHT OUR LIFE IS A POEM SIGNED WITH A SPLASH OF BLOOD

WE MUST DIE BEFORE THIS FATE OVERTAKES US

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Lmao Nate doesn't just look old, he looks fuckin HARROWED, like something terrible happened to him and he never quite recovered

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

mycomancy posted:

In a good way or a bad way?

bad way

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://twitter.com/250in2018/status/1224532619192426498

https://twitter.com/250in2018/status/1224533977534554113

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?
WHERE THE gently caress ARE MY RESULTS IOWA

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
lol the stupid app the Dems are using is dead and holding the whole process up

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.

Fabricated posted:

so is the plan to just sit on the results until the people who are caucusing go home and then put in the fix or what

They are going through “control checks” which is code for how do we stop Bernie.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Nebalebadingdong posted:

WHERE THE gently caress ARE MY RESULTS IOWA

mook ruined this too

not joseph stalin
Dec 30, 2008

mad.radhu posted:

this feels like 2016 lol

Honestly, felt the same way. Like we went in thinking we'd win, then we all held our breath, but Trump was winning before we got a second wind. This is different though... we went in thinking Bernie would win (or come in second) and instead are being denied the results, likely to demoralize us. They're getting off on withholding.

In reality, we just don't know how Bernie's doing. The campaigns probably have some idea from their precinct captains, but the results haven't been reported in the media yet. It does seem like Biden is tanking, which is the best possible outcome for us. I hope we come in first. If its Pete then Bernie, then we've got NH and NV and especially SC ahead of us, but obviously not ideal. I suspect we're not hearing anything because party officials are freaking out, though, again to demoralize us. Don't let them win.

Edit: also, the good news is that if people go to bed and don't hear the results, the spin game gets a lot messier for the other side. We've got a few near guarenteed wins, so we're going to deny momentum if like... we win the popular vote but lose the delegate count, for example.

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Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Pharmaskittle posted:

Lmao Nate doesn't just look old, he looks fuckin HARROWED, like something terrible happened to him and he never quite recovered

male pattern baldness can hit like a sledgehammer for some folks

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