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Due to a technical glitch (bernie winning) the Iowa Caucuses has been deemed unviable.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:32 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 05:29 |
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How do u 'quality control' an election? Did their dumb app get hacked and they had to verify it all by phone? Like don't u call your own election results into question when u suggest the results need 'quality control'
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:33 |
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Vermain posted:male pattern baldness can hit like a sledgehammer for some folks what explains the male pattern faceness wah I write about statistics concerning baseball and chicago burritos this is the equivalent to doing meth for 10 years
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:33 |
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lol gently caress you iowa
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:33 |
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A hosed up system with a hosed up ending.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:34 |
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Succbot Circlejerk posted:what explains the male pattern faceness once your hair starts going you start wondering what the point of keeping up appearances is if you don't have the right kind of dome for a bald/crew cut look
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:35 |
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KaptainKrunk posted:when is the time to arzy Never
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:35 |
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:36 |
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Pharmaskittle posted:Lmao Nate doesn't just look old, he looks fuckin HARROWED, like something terrible happened to him and he never quite recovered God like how hard is it to just fuckin shave?
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:37 |
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Let's hope soquote:GEOFFREY SKELLEY10:33 PM
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:37 |
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https://twitter.com/materialfag/status/1224518805138833408
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:40 |
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So is bernie losing now.... I really hope not...
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:41 |
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so on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the least and 10 being the most, how much of a rat-gently caress attempt is this?
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:42 |
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dont be paranoid
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:43 |
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0-1? it's just the natural cycle of democratic political grifting. it was contracted out i'm sure and the app sucks rear end and there are like 7 candidates getting delegates somehow (Deval Patrick got one? Cory Booker maybe?)
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:44 |
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Al-Saqr posted:So is bernie losing now.... I really hope not... Bernie's winning, he was always winning, *puts finger to DNC stickered radio earpiece* bernie's losing, he was always losing
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:44 |
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Only 1.7% of the vote is in
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:45 |
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It’s probably their dumb app not working and they’ve got to call in results. Bernie will win.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:45 |
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lmao you guys it's the dnc, don't automatically assume malice when it could jsut be overwhelming incompetence https://twitter.com/tylerpager/stat...ttigieg-updates
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:46 |
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Junkiebev posted:so on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being the least and 10 being the most, how much of a rat-gently caress attempt is this? there is actually a very high probability that it's just unfathomable incompetence that merely creates a strong impression of impropriety and illegitimacy or turbo ratfucking
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:47 |
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I know we're all broke-brained weirdos who expect to be kicked in the teeth but Bernie is going to win and all youse cool it with your paranoia.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:47 |
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vyelkin posted:lmao you guys it's the dnc, don't automatically assume malice when it could jsut be overwhelming incompetence
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:49 |
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lmao at chuck todd saying "this is an effing disaster" on air
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:51 |
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LGD posted:there is actually a very high probability that it's just unfathomable incompetence that merely creates a strong impression of impropriety and illegitimacy Robbie Mook is the guy who was in charge of creating the app, and he’s the guy you get when you want unfathomable incompetence. He’s far too dumb to trust with attempting something delicate like fraud.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:52 |
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I'd believe they *tried* to ratfuck but the ratfuck program was written by robby mook's nephew who's good at computers so it's not working.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:54 |
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Welp, I give up, off to bed for me. Boring!
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:54 |
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Bushiz posted:I'd believe they *tried* to ratfuck but the ratfuck program was written by robby mook's nephew who's good at computers so it's not working. email exists to transfer data via the internet yet here we are.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:57 |
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Strong Sauce posted:email exists to transfer data via the internet yet here we are. don't use the e word around the dnc
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:59 |
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YOLOsubmarine posted:Robbie Mook is the guy who was in charge of creating the app, and he’s the guy you get when you want unfathomable incompetence. He’s far too dumb to trust with attempting something delicate like fraud. He was smart enough in Nevada.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:01 |
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This is a disaster for the Iowa democratic party. I'm pretty sure politics watchers are gonna talk about this for a while, cause this is pathetic. The way they reported results before worked fine. But then Mook, of all loving people, MOOK, came in, reorganized poo poo to work off of an app, and the app's a piece of poo poo so now there's no easy way to report results. The backup way, of just calling in, is harder because they took away phone lines used for that poo poo cause the app was supposed to do it. I really don't know how this is gonna look as things go forward, but god drat is this an embarrassment for the democratic establishment. Being completely unable to run a primary? The FIRST primary? Ridiculous. People should be loving fired over this.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:01 |
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the story so far... biden in last place of everyone who got anything at all patrick with literally 1 vote lmao
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:01 |
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Fabricated posted:I don't want Bernie to win- I want him to solidly dominate this poo poo. I want there to be no question about it. I hope it works out. ya i want dicks in dirt
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:04 |
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Please let Pete be second because he has no viability after Iowa.
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:04 |
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they just reported that the iowa democrats called bernie sanders regarding the delay. they're gonna tell him he lost for the good of the party
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:06 |
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What the gently caress is going on?
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:08 |
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lol democracy https://twitter.com/jaylencavil/status/1224531122354298881
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:08 |
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SyRauk posted:What the gently caress is going on? choose your fighter: the dnc is horrendously incompetent vs. they're waiting for everyone to go home so they can report that biden got 1 million votes
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:09 |
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https://twitter.com/knight69420/status/1224542731479003142?s=20
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:10 |
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https://twitter.com/JenXylophone/status/1224545607739740168?s=19
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:10 |
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# ? Jun 13, 2024 05:29 |
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i dont know if this is real or not... https://twitter.com/zachhammer/status/1224541219440807936
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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:12 |