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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

These shitheads love it.

gently caress you Pete

https://twitter.com/tomwatson/status/1224557809938903040?s=20

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

The Iowa Democratic party hired a #Disruptor app company on the cheal to build their lovely little app, good loving lord.

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





Built 4 Cuban Linux posted:

On the bright side: Sanders is still leading the betting markets, up to an all time high of 38%. Probably would have a bigger bounce if they didn’t gently caress this up. Biden is down from 30 to 18 and still in second place. Pete’s up a bunch

Now Bernie is the lone front runner and Biden is gonna collapse.
Not only that, but if your narrative is "the Democrats loving suck" and all the lanyards have been able to do is squeal "you're not even a DEMOCRAT" for the last year, well... tonight was a pretty good night, I guess. Could be worse.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
All Pete had to do is shut the gently caress up and let his ratfucking do it's work behind closed doors but he was so jazzed by the chance at a victory (ANY victory) that he declared himself the winner. The optics are just mindbogglingly bad, even if you discount his many flaws and many many fuckups the dude doesn't belong anywhere the oval office just because thinking that declaration was a good idea presents a profound stupidity and arrogance.

So par the course really :shrek:

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


FRINGE posted:

Theres a reason that civilized countries dont like spies involved in civil politics.

Wait, are you saying that about me? I'm a little tipsy so apologizes if I'm missing something.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1224585232801828864?s=20

Dems are a laughing stock. GG.

logger
Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat

Wiltsghost posted:

Wait, are you saying that about me? I'm a little tipsy so apologizes if I'm missing something.

Pete used to do work for the CIA.

To expand on it a little more, he told people that while working for the consulting firm Mckinsey he took a "vacation" to Somalia, a country that lacks a centralized government due to massive corruption.

logger fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Feb 4, 2020

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


For four years the Democrats have been going "TRUMP STOLE THE ELECTION" and then they prove themselves incapable of running a single election without making it look like they blatantly rigged it.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

logger posted:

Pete used to do works for the CIA.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Bernie's people were absolutely ready for this and only had up to 40% reporting by the time Pete declared himself winner. So I'm wondering if he did that based on any numbers at all, like 15%, or did he just say gently caress it and declare without even looking at anything?

Carew
Jun 22, 2006

Pakled posted:

I'm still not convinced that the app fuckup was intentionally orchestrated to benefit Pete. Because I'm not seeing how it actually benefits Pete at all. We can be pretty confident that the actual delegate counts, once they actually get collected, can't have been faked, at least not on a systematic level. This changes the media narrative, and not, as far as I can imagine it, in a way that benefits Pete. If everything had gone off without a hitch, the media, with its "ignoring Bernie" blinders on, would have had two big stories out of the caucuses: 1. Biden collapses, and 2. Pete either wins or has an unexpectedly very strong second place. Now, with the app fuckup, the actual results, which are good for Pete, are falling by the wayside, and whatever momentum he was counting on getting out of Iowa has been severely blunted.

All these heavily politically connected idiots running Shadow Inc, is all obviously a prime example of the incestuous relationship between politics and business undermining democracy but I don't think this happened the way anyone wanted and I certainly don't think the app fuckup was planned to somehow benefit Pete, because, uh, it doesn't.

The theory is this denies a bernie victory momentum in the news cycle and allows pete to declare the winner while keeping the numbers unknowable for as long as possible in hoping that's what sticks in the public consciousness. I don't know if it's a full blown conspiracy but all the details surrounding the app and !!SHADOW INC!! gives off extreme Mckinsey vibes

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


logger posted:

Pete used to do work for the CIA.

Oh, I know that. It was just worded like I work for the campaign or something. I've donated to Bernie and have been pretty pro Bernie all night I thought.

Ginger Beer Belly
Aug 18, 2010



Grimey Drawer
[quote="FRINGE" post="502213323"]
Youre really going to pull ~DECORUM~ right now?

Calling out arguments that say that people are bad based on what part of the country they are from isn't :decorum:, it's called being better than Trumpists.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica

joepinetree posted:

The fact that the Buttigieg campaign isn't under intense scrutiny by the party given all of this IS the rigging.

https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1224597485781303297

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/eslamewona/status/1224591520847880192?s=20

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

All Pete had to do is shut the gently caress up and let his ratfucking do it's work behind closed doors but he was so jazzed by the chance at a victory (ANY victory) that he declared himself the winner. The optics are just mindbogglingly bad, even if you discount his many flaws and many many fuckups the dude doesn't belong anywhere the oval office just because thinking that declaration was a good idea presents a profound stupidity and arrogance.

So par the course really :shrek:

Exactly this. It really does show that not only is he painfully unexperienced but he is stupid as well. Even if you knew you were winning legitimately and some irregularities were happening you sit in your hotel room and shut the gently caress up until it is sorted out.

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
How does one "hand recount" caucus votes?

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Wiltsghost posted:

Wait, are you saying that about me? I'm a little tipsy so apologizes if I'm missing something.

Ha! No. Little Petey is ex Intelligence, ex McKinsey, and tight with Zuckerberg (who got started with In-Q-Tel (CIA) money). Then he has a political career out of nowhere, hires spies as bodyguards, and funds a voting app that will tally his own votes.

Nothing to see here!

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





Carew posted:

The theory is this denies a bernie victory momentum in the news cycle and allows pete to declare the winner while keeping the numbers unknowable for as long as possible n hoping that's what sticks in the public consciousness. I don't know if it's a full blown conspiracy but all the details surrounding the app and !!SHADOW INC!! gives off extreme Mckinsey vibes
Yeah I buy it. I buy that they might try this, or cook this up. I'm pretty sure what has happened here tonight is that it has validated everything Bernie Sanders has been saying about American politics for years, and I think it's obvious enough now that a lot of people, to varying degrees, are going to start to come around on this, and the fact that he has kept the Democratic establishment at arm's length and that they've been squealing about his status as a Democrat (including Joe Biden just like yesterday) this whole time as well, uhh well tonight kinda makes all that seem a bit prescient.

Point being, if it's anti-establishment fervor that's driving his campaign, I don't see tonight quelling that in any shape or form.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/mattshuham/status/1224586341025034240?s=20

My god.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

cowofwar posted:

How does one "hand recount" caucus votes?

You open up your hand and it has "Pete" sharpied on it, and repeat.

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

I was staring at those women the whole time thinking, "The campaign hunted down the only Black people they could find and placed them there".

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

All Pete had to do is shut the gently caress up and let his ratfucking do it's work behind closed doors but he was so jazzed by the chance at a victory (ANY victory) that he declared himself the winner. The optics are just mindbogglingly bad, even if you discount his many flaws and many many fuckups the dude doesn't belong anywhere the oval office just because thinking that declaration was a good idea presents a profound stupidity and arrogance.

So par the course really :shrek:

Declaring himself victor WAS the ratfucking. Eventually the actual results would come out, the only thing guaranteed to work was to delay the official results as much as possible and then try to make his declaration be the news story. I wouldn't be surprised if his campaign doesn't call him the REAL victor all throughout new Hampshire.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

cowofwar posted:

How does one "hand recount" caucus votes?

A statewide game of Duck Duck Goose

bartkusa
Sep 25, 2005

Air, Fire, Earth, Hope

cowofwar posted:

How does one "hand recount" caucus votes?

it's like grading math homework

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


FRINGE posted:

Ha! No. Little Petey is ex Intelligence, ex McKinsey, and tight with Zuckerberg (who got started with In-Q-Tel (CIA) money). Then he has a political career out of nowhere, hires spies as bodyguards, and funds a voting app that will tally his own votes.

Nothing to see here!

Sorry about that, it's been a long evening. I should probably go to bed lol.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

CubanMissile posted:

Bernie's people were absolutely ready for this and only had up to 40% reporting by the time Pete declared himself winner. So I'm wondering if he did that based on any numbers at all, like 15%, or did he just say gently caress it and declare without even looking at anything?

Pete 100% expected the fix to be in.

Dems are brutally incompetent and think we are incredibly stupid.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

cowofwar posted:

How does one "hand recount" caucus votes?

There's an actual paper record this time around, that's why it was cut down to only two rounds of voting, so they only needed to print "ballots" with two spots.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

Pakled posted:

I'm still not convinced that the app fuckup was intentionally orchestrated to benefit Pete. Because I'm not seeing how it actually benefits Pete at all. We can be pretty confident that the actual delegate counts, once they actually get collected, can't have been faked, at least not on a systematic level. This changes the media narrative, and not, as far as I can imagine it, in a way that benefits Pete. If everything had gone off without a hitch, the media, with its "ignoring Bernie" blinders on, would have had two big stories out of the caucuses: 1. Biden collapses, and 2. Pete either wins or has an unexpectedly very strong second place. Now, with the app fuckup, the actual results, which are good for Pete, are falling by the wayside, and whatever momentum he was counting on getting out of Iowa has been severely blunted.

All these heavily politically connected idiots running Shadow Inc, is all obviously a prime example of the incestuous relationship between politics and business undermining democracy but I don't think this happened the way anyone wanted and I certainly don't think the app fuckup was planned to somehow benefit Pete, because, uh, it doesn't.

I don't think the goal was to rig the vote totals. I do think that, more than an incestuous relationship, this is an example of a corrupt system of patronage. Which is in itself a form of rigging.

To rig a vote, to manipulate a result, you don't have to literally change any votes. It doesn't even have to be blatant. Because you are well connected to the party machine, you can get, say, a major newspaper to spike a poll of you in third because said major newspaper wouldn't want to burn bridges with the well connected people. Or you can declare victory and not have a single party official push back publicly. Or you can just shatter people's faith in the system because you know it benefits your candidates. Or you can do no reporting at all on the fact that the app company in charge of delivering the results had a conflict of interest.

It's like the giraffe's neck. It's not like a giraffe one day decided to grow it's neck. It's just that through natural selection the ones with the long neck survived. Same thing here. It doesn't have to be that they went "let's rig this for Pete." But it's precisely the type of "problem" that leads to the "natural selection" of all party leadership being corrupt little poo poo heads that engage in patronage. Because you don't need to rig the vote. You can just let people think you did because apathy works in your favor. If you make it an environment where appearances of corruption do not matter, only the system of patronage, and you end up with a bunch of incompetent, unethical people.

None of the problems that plagued Iowa and that plague American elections are hard to fix. It's just that the people in charge benefit from it not being fixed.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
e;fb

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
this is corny but im honestly so moved by the muslim community turning out for sanders in a big way

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

So countdown for that being an obvious lie...

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Pakled posted:

I'm still not convinced that the app fuckup was intentionally orchestrated to benefit Pete. Because I'm not seeing how it actually benefits Pete at all. We can be pretty confident that the actual delegate counts, once they actually get collected, can't have been faked, at least not on a systematic level. This changes the media narrative, and not, as far as I can imagine it, in a way that benefits Pete. If everything had gone off without a hitch, the media, with its "ignoring Bernie" blinders on, would have had two big stories out of the caucuses: 1. Biden collapses, and 2. Pete either wins or has an unexpectedly very strong second place. Now, with the app fuckup, the actual results, which are good for Pete, are falling by the wayside, and whatever momentum he was counting on getting out of Iowa has been severely blunted.

All these heavily politically connected idiots running Shadow Inc, is all obviously a prime example of the incestuous relationship between politics and business undermining democracy but I don't think this happened the way anyone wanted and I certainly don't think the app fuckup was planned to somehow benefit Pete, because, uh, it doesn't.

That's an interesting point, but have you considered the fact that Pete and his crew are complete idiots?

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

reignonyourparade posted:

Declaring himself victor WAS the ratfucking. Eventually the actual results would come out, the only thing guaranteed to work was to delay the official results as much as possible and then try to make his declaration be the news story. I wouldn't be surprised if his campaign doesn't call him the REAL victor all throughout new Hampshire.

It was good enough for Dick "The Lich" Cheney, its good enough for lil' Petey.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

Cerebral Bore posted:

That's an interesting point, but have you considered the fact that Pete and his crew are complete idiots?

Probably a mix of all of the above.

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


joepinetree posted:

I don't think the goal was to rig the vote totals. I do think that, more than an incestuous relationship, this is an example of a corrupt system of patronage. Which is in itself a form of rigging.

Great post. Yeah, the situation is pretty educational with a small state representing a microcosm of the larger american politics, so

With the democrats being pathologically liberal to the point of being okay-ish with this sort of shambling mess, how the gently caress they are going to last more than ten years forward if their base is increasingly more militant leftward and with younger people being more and more sympathetic to socialist ideas?

logger
Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat

Cerebral Bore posted:

That's an interesting point, but have you considered the fact that Pete and his crew are complete idiots?

People who are so sure of themselves being geniuses are also convinced everyone else is stupid. They probably thought no one would be smart enough to see through their scheme.

MixMasterMalaria
Jul 26, 2007

dead gay comedy forums posted:

Great post. Yeah, the situation is pretty educational with a small state representing a microcosm of the larger american politics, so

With the democrats being pathologically liberal to the point of being okay-ish with this sort of shambling mess, how the gently caress they are going to last more than ten years forward if their base is increasingly more militant leftward and with younger people being more and more sympathetic to socialist ideas?

Demoralize them to the point of apathy while holding them hostage with the ever growing specter of right wing fascism?

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos

reignonyourparade posted:

There's an actual paper record this time around, that's why it was cut down to only two rounds of voting, so they only needed to print "ballots" with two spots.

Sure but these ballots aren't actual per caucuser records right? They're just tabulated counts of the first realignment and final count right?

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Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Good luck finding any developer with no political preferences. Let me know when you find one.

cowofwar posted:

Sure but these ballots aren't actual per caucuser records right? They're just tabulated counts of the first realignment and final count right?

As this program will roll out in Nevada, I can speak from what I know we’ll be doing here: it’s a ranked choice thing. You are required to list your preferences of at least three candidates and, I think, up to five.

Getting ballots of each caucuser shouldn’t be all that hard.

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