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Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Chrs posted:

If there was any virus on it it will absolutely be dead by the time it gets to you

Pity.


This is the exact thing I was thinking of but couldn't find. Thank you.

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Charlz Guybon posted:

Deaths increased. That's actually slightly less the number of new cases there yesterday.

Has growth plateaued or are they just struggling to test more than 3,000 in Hubei?

you know the answer in your heart

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

Here is my organizational analysis:

1. The CCP mishandled the current crisis because it is institutionally bad at such things. The CCP is a hierarchical bureaucracy, which means that lower ranks conform to decorum, "number goals" and misinformation vis-a-vis higher ranks, because that keeps the superiors happy. Related, the CCP is fascist, which means that there is no interest on any level to release information that would implicate higher ranks, in particular Xi himself. The higher it goes, the more equivalent these ranks become with the "goodness" and viability of the whole organization (viewed internally). The higher the rank, the more it (and even the person) acts as embodied principle and philosophy of China. China is, essentially, unable to blame anything on the actions of the subsequent higher rank in the hierarchy because that is essentially treason. Since China is unwilling to admit to any mistakes (again, in personal union with Xi), the following holds: Local governments do not want to release information, as responsibility can only fall on their actions alone, and even that is considered a personal affront to all other Chinese.
It is thus entirely reasonable to assume that any link in the chain of hierarchies tried to suppress the magnitude of the crisis until they got summarily supplanted by subsequent superiors.
And so, there was no effective reaction to the outbreak for two months.

2. The more the crisis grows, the stronger the reaction. In particular, the reaction now will probably be pretty strong. This because this crisis has reached the international stage. Blame will fall on Xi, and, because fascism, on China and everyone in it. The top ranks therefore will be willing to institute strong and immediate measures, while ALSO cheating the numbers. They will also be able to do so, as internal blame flows downwards, inasmuch as responsibility flows upwards the hierarchy, and everyone has an incentive to actually solve this crisis once the superior is involved! Once Xi is actually informed and involved, his inferiors will suddenly be surprisingly efficient and vigilant. Of course, Xi will still lie to the WHO as best as possible.
In the future, this will not change. Information gets played down until it can't. Then things get done.

Therefore, two things are probably true at the same time:

First, China has mishandled the current outbreak and put not only its population, but the entire world in peril.

Second, China has instituted gargantuan measures of containment that would not be possible elsewhere. It may or may not be able to contain the outbreak, but from a certain point onward, it may be argued that if there is a country (of the same technological standard) that could, then it would be China.



thank you for coming to my sociology ted talk

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Haramstufe Rot posted:

Related, the CCP is fascist,

what you’re describing is authoritarian, not fascist. hope this helps, op. rest of the post is fine though

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe

Chrs posted:

Take a day off you gently caress face nobody wants your germs.

Pay me, because my boss sure as gently caress won't.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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PIZZA.BAT posted:

what you’re describing is authoritarian, not fascist. hope this helps, op. rest of the post is fine though

The CCP is extremely fascist actually and fits every aspect of the definition

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Haramstufe Rot posted:

First, China has mishandled the current outbreak and put not only its population, but the entire world in peril.

Second, China has instituted gargantuan measures of containment that would not be possible elsewhere. It may or may not be able to contain the outbreak, but from a certain point onward, it may be argued that if there is a country (of the same technological standard) that could, then it would be China.

Their gargantuan measures are an active hindrance in a lot of cases

The lesson to take away from this is that China's default method of dealing with any given problem is to try and bludgeon it into submission, and when that doesn't work their next strategy is to bludgeon harder

They apply this to literally every problem from pandemics to economics to geopolitics even when it is actively making things worse

bones 4 beginners
Jan 7, 2018

"...a masterpiece that no one can read too often, or admire too much."

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

It's a neat way to see Alaska.



A friend went on an Alaskan cruise with his (then) girlfriend. She spent the entire time watching Marvel movies and reading gay fanfiction about the characters. He went exploring on his own since she didn't want to do anything else.

This is what I think of every time someone brings up cruises.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Fojar38 posted:

The CCP is extremely fascist actually and fits every aspect of the definition

absolutely- but that wasn’t what he was describing

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord

Haramstufe Rot posted:

Here is my organizational analysis:

1. The CCP mishandled the current crisis because it is institutionally bad at such things. The CCP is a hierarchical bureaucracy, which means that lower ranks conform to decorum, "number goals" and misinformation vis-a-vis higher ranks, because that keeps the superiors happy. Related, the CCP is fascist, which means that there is no interest on any level to release information that would implicate higher ranks, in particular Xi himself. The higher it goes, the more equivalent these ranks become with the "goodness" and viability of the whole organization (viewed internally). The higher the rank, the more it (and even the person) acts as embodied principle and philosophy of China. China is, essentially, unable to blame anything on the actions of the subsequent higher rank in the hierarchy because that is essentially treason. Since China is unwilling to admit to any mistakes (again, in personal union with Xi), the following holds: Local governments do not want to release information, as responsibility can only fall on their actions alone, and even that is considered a personal affront to all other Chinese.
It is thus entirely reasonable to assume that any link in the chain of hierarchies tried to suppress the magnitude of the crisis until they got summarily supplanted by subsequent superiors.
And so, there was no effective reaction to the outbreak for two months.

2. The more the crisis grows, the stronger the reaction. In particular, the reaction now will probably be pretty strong. This because this crisis has reached the international stage. Blame will fall on Xi, and, because fascism, on China and everyone in it. The top ranks therefore will be willing to institute strong and immediate measures, while ALSO cheating the numbers. They will also be able to do so, as internal blame flows downwards, inasmuch as responsibility flows upwards the hierarchy, and everyone has an incentive to actually solve this crisis once the superior is involved! Once Xi is actually informed and involved, his inferiors will suddenly be surprisingly efficient and vigilant. Of course, Xi will still lie to the WHO as best as possible.
In the future, this will not change. Information gets played down until it can't. Then things get done.

Therefore, two things are probably true at the same time:

First, China has mishandled the current outbreak and put not only its population, but the entire world in peril.

Second, China has instituted gargantuan measures of containment that would not be possible elsewhere. It may or may not be able to contain the outbreak, but from a certain point onward, it may be argued that if there is a country (of the same technological standard) that could, then it would be China.



thank you for coming to my sociology ted talk

So what you’re saying is blockchain governance solutions would have prevented this and we could even find a cure with decentralized curecoin smart contracts using AI oracle nodes trained on web md and the metadata hubs tracking iot sensor beacons in bathrooms

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Haramstufe Rot posted:

Here is my organizational analysis:

1. The CCP mishandled the current crisis because it is institutionally bad at such things. The CCP is a hierarchical bureaucracy, which means that lower ranks conform to decorum, "number goals" and misinformation vis-a-vis higher ranks, because that keeps the superiors happy. Related, the CCP is fascist, which means that there is no interest on any level to release information that would implicate higher ranks, in particular Xi himself. The higher it goes, the more equivalent these ranks become with the "goodness" and viability of the whole organization (viewed internally). The higher the rank, the more it (and even the person) acts as embodied principle and philosophy of China. China is, essentially, unable to blame anything on the actions of the subsequent higher rank in the hierarchy because that is essentially treason. Since China is unwilling to admit to any mistakes (again, in personal union with Xi), the following holds: Local governments do not want to release information, as responsibility can only fall on their actions alone, and even that is considered a personal affront to all other Chinese.
It is thus entirely reasonable to assume that any link in the chain of hierarchies tried to suppress the magnitude of the crisis until they got summarily supplanted by subsequent superiors.
And so, there was no effective reaction to the outbreak for two months.

2. The more the crisis grows, the stronger the reaction. In particular, the reaction now will probably be pretty strong. This because this crisis has reached the international stage. Blame will fall on Xi, and, because fascism, on China and everyone in it. The top ranks therefore will be willing to institute strong and immediate measures, while ALSO cheating the numbers. They will also be able to do so, as internal blame flows downwards, inasmuch as responsibility flows upwards the hierarchy, and everyone has an incentive to actually solve this crisis once the superior is involved! Once Xi is actually informed and involved, his inferiors will suddenly be surprisingly efficient and vigilant. Of course, Xi will still lie to the WHO as best as possible.
In the future, this will not change. Information gets played down until it can't. Then things get done.

Therefore, two things are probably true at the same time:

First, China has mishandled the current outbreak and put not only its population, but the entire world in peril.

Second, China has instituted gargantuan measures of containment that would not be possible elsewhere. It may or may no t be able to contain the outbreak, but from a certain point onward, it may be argued that if there is a country (of the same technological standard) that could, then it would be China.



thank you for coming to my sociology ted talk

None of this is true what happened was is that somebody got sick and then other people did too

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

PIZZA.BAT posted:

what you’re describing is authoritarian, not fascist. hope this helps, op. rest of the post is fine though

A lot of worship of the dear leader for it just be authoritarian.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.
I'm pretty sure that diseases, by definition, don't tend to spread by neat additions of 2,000 to 3,000 cases per day, generally.

So...yeah.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

EimiYoshikawa posted:

I'm pretty sure that diseases, by definition, don't tend to spread by neat additions of 2,000 to 3,000 cases per day, generally.

So...yeah.

testing regiments and bureaucracies do tho

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
update, coronavirus has made me fat and jolly

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord
what if the allegations are true and its spreading through SbDF?

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

testing regiments and bureaucracies do tho

:thejoke: except not a joke

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003


:lol: doing that and expecting some "and then everybody laughed and I went viral" moment instead of intentionally trying to cause a panic is a whole different level of idiot.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

None of this is true what happened was is that somebody got sick and then other people did too

you're hired

coronavirus
Jan 27, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Fojar38 posted:

The CCP is extremely fascist actually and fits every aspect of the definition

pretty sure CCP is actually communist, as seen in the name, CCP.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Tomathan posted:

You gotta take a step back guy, cause you are seeing things they aren't saying. Their whole point isn't that they are telling the truth, but that the actual numbers are most likely unknowable.
Hi just wanted to say I don't actually think you're a dumbfuck, I was doing a bit and you didn't bite.

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl
https://imgur.com/a/f225vC2 downtown qingdao, city of 9 million people. I've never seen this street not packed.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
https://twitter.com/mgerrydoyle/status/1225312707546513408

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor

Bape Culture posted:

Let’s just email Chinese crematorium staff and ask them to join the forums and we can get to the bottom of this once and for all

Some extremely detail oriented person or another has been trying to puzzle out what the actual death toll of this is in Wuhan by checking out the discharges of Sulfur Dioxide over the city, since bodies produce this during cremation processes. This has been somewhat stymied by the fact that Wuhan is covered in a perpetual, snuggly blanket of Sulfur Dioxide that would probably dryclean your lungs if you spent a lot of time out in it regularly.

This may have some correlation to why so many people in China are having lung problems.

There is basically one hotspot on the atmospheric map, in the midst of this funk, that breaks the measure of the sensor's ability to detect and goes screaming off the top of the scale.

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

Fojar38 posted:

The CCP is extremely fascist actually and fits every aspect of the definition

Careful now, you don't want to start catching bans for racism!

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Gearhead posted:

Some extremely detail oriented person or another has been trying to puzzle out what the actual death toll of this is in Wuhan by checking out the discharges of Sulfur Dioxide over the city, since bodies produce this during cremation processes. This has been somewhat stymied by the fact that Wuhan is covered in a perpetual, snuggly blanket of Sulfur Dioxide that would probably dryclean your lungs if you spent a lot of time out in it regularly.

This may have some correlation to why so many people in China are having lung problems.

There is basically one hotspot on the atmospheric map, in the midst of this funk, that breaks the measure of the sensor's ability to detect and goes screaming off the top of the scale.
That's mostly because Chinese regulations mean there's almost no sulfur in corpse emissions these days. Granted, that's for the good reason of air quality, but that's a less alarming statistic than it sounds.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
The US can't even fund its own government with regularity, not to mention provide healthcare or housing for its own people and somehow rediscovered measles with more wealth and resources than most of the rest of the world

we were totally ok with breaking China's own quarantine to get a handful of besieged elites out of Wuhan and initially the plan was to keep an eye on them for "a few days".

you definitely should not have anything to say about a country your own government has been targeting as one of a handful of places refusing to bend the knee to US imperialism

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Good point. If America also bad then China must be good

Small Gay Planet
Aug 2, 2019

by Fluffdaddy

Bape Culture posted:

Good point. If America also bad then China must be good

true, america is very bad

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Bape Culture posted:

Good point. If America also bad then China must be good
Both are extremely bad

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Carth Dookie posted:

I bought some stuff off eBay that's coming from China (eventually). I wonder how much of the package by percentage will be comprised of deadly flu virus.

I believe it dies under 24 hours

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
It's going to be fun in the US when we eventually have a vaccine for the coronavirus and the hordes of anti-vaxxers, empowered by Trump, are saying "ahaha shove your autism-inducing vaccines where the sun doesn't shine, commies".

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

bones 4 beginners posted:

A friend went on an Alaskan cruise with his (then) girlfriend. She spent the entire time watching Marvel movies and reading gay fanfiction about the characters. He went exploring on his own since she didn't want to do anything else.

This is what I think of every time someone brings up cruises.

sounds like his girlfriend fantasized about him CRUISING for other men

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

My girlfriend likes penises which I think is disgusting. She actually wants to put a penis in her mouth? tha loving disgusting. so if i kiss her after she had a penis in her, does that make me gay? What if some of the penisresidue gets on me??

(edit: sorry this was supposed to go to my psychiatrist)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It's going to be fun in the US when we eventually have a vaccine for the coronavirus and the hordes of anti-vaxxers, empowered by Trump, are saying "ahaha shove your autism-inducing vaccines where the sun doesn't shine, commies".
I'm already seeing people on my social media feed promoting essential oils and elderberry and poo poo as protection against coronavirus. Naturally these same people don't understand what fomites are and don't think masks can help unless they have a perfect airtight seal. I also know conspiracy minded dudes that have explicitly promised to shoot their way out if FEMA, the CDC, the national guard, etc. ever try to substantially impede movement in their communities.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Morons, everyone knows that eating kimchi is the only protection against coronavirus

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Gearhead posted:

Some extremely detail oriented person or another has been trying to puzzle out what the actual death toll of this is in Wuhan by checking out the discharges of Sulfur Dioxide over the city, since bodies produce this during cremation processes. This has been somewhat stymied by the fact that Wuhan is covered in a perpetual, snuggly blanket of Sulfur Dioxide that would probably dryclean your lungs if you spent a lot of time out in it regularly.

This may have some correlation to why so many people in China are having lung problems.

There is basically one hotspot on the atmospheric map, in the midst of this funk, that breaks the measure of the sensor's ability to detect and goes screaming off the top of the scale.

Someone is too much into death stranding.

A Grand Egg
Jan 12, 2020

by Pragmatica
Not gonna lie here, were gonna be fine.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Mozi posted:

China is reporting confirmed cases and people who were confirmed to have died as a direct result of the virus. They are not 'under reporting' any 'estimates', though by nature of reality they are under-reporting actual infected/dead.

Not to argue, but generally out of a desire to know more and understand better:

Why not? I understand that accurate numbers are impossible to get in this situation (because China most likely can't detect 100% of cases accurately), but I would imagine that from this it follows that they are estimating the number of cases using scientific and statistical models and that these predictions can never be 100% accurate either.

Why would they not be underreporting the results of those estimates, in an effort to put on a more positive outlook and to try and suppress the severity of the situation? I would expect pretty much any government on the world to do that (instead of saying everything is turbo hosed and triggering mass panic, just say things are severe but not THAT bad), and especially the CCP who have literally been caught doing that very thing numerous times, and numerous times in this specific situation as well.

monkeytennis posted:

I’ve had some single distillery Martell and I’m lying in bed watching Coronation Street. Work was a struggle today but I haven’t been off sick for over 20 years and I’m a stubborn Yorkshireman so it ain’t beating me.

Dude, that's insanely stupid. I'm Finnish so I totally get having an unhealthy work ethic, but if you're seriously sick, stay at home. Nobody wants to get sick off you, especially when there's a real chance you might have something more exotic than a normal flu.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Feb 6, 2020

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
What if you're a badass worskire man

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