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BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

lol of course the chans got the number because of that idiot buttigieg staffer tweeting out pictures of the caucus results

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

oh man the prison phonebank workers probably get punished when they get a negative response

They're already phone banking in solitary confinement

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

mayo pete manages to be both a sore winner and a sore loser in the same race

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Eifert Posting posted:

Poor form not using the bern sparrow image for Sanders.

this one? the one from the tweet?

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

lol of course the chans got the number because of that idiot buttigieg staffer tweeting out pictures of the caucus results

sometimes i think that, if i were doing a crime, i would spray the scene of the crime with local sewage and garbage, so the evidence is a big chaotic mess

dunno why i thought of that just now

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Up until recently a lot of them probably still thought 4chan was an infamous hacker



Sabu works for the FBI now. ;x

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

sometimes i think that, if i were doing a crime, i would spray the scene of the crime with local sewage and garbage, so the evidence is a big chaotic mess

dunno why i thought of that just now

it is legal to commit a crime if u do it with your car

at least in america. idk about euroo

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

sometimes i think that, if i were doing a crime, i would spray the scene of the crime with local sewage and garbage, so the evidence is a big chaotic mess

dunno why i thought of that just now

rats. well, anyway. it sure is weird that these pete-adjacent caucus people are making so many huge glaring errors

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

The Alpha Centauri posted:

that's one helluva loving sentence and i want to know more but i really don't

did the yakuza cut him up

iirc nobody he asked even knew what he was talking about

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
Is there any way to get the data into a spreadsheet? Copying and pasting from https://results.thecaucuses.org/ isn't working out

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
where are the rest of the iowa results?

cough 'em up, already

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

neutral milf hotel posted:

this one? the one from the tweet?



Lol. A literal sign that Sanders is the second coming of Jesus but evangelicals are too busy sucking off the worst man alive to notice. ToMP

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
in b4 the pete campaign's Document Storage Shed (Confidential) has a fire or a flood

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

pretty sure if we discuss this machine learning topic in-depth we'll all realize we're in agreement so let's not poo poo up the thread.

Bernie won bitches.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
where are my loving results

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Lpzie posted:

pretty sure if we discuss this machine learning topic in-depth we'll all realize we're in agreement so let's not poo poo up the thread.

Bernie won bitches.

nope machine learning sucks poo poo frank herbert was right

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

iirc nobody he asked even knew what he was talking about

well yeah most people probably thought he was talking about where he could find some bukkake udon, which is a delicious noodle dish that the porn thing was named after

They were probably telling him "try any ramen place and leave me alone weirdo"

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Machine Berning

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

neutral milf hotel posted:

this one? the one from the tweet?



Phoneposting must have cropped it.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Lpzie posted:

pretty sure if we discuss this machine learning topic in-depth we'll all realize we're in agreement so let's not poo poo up the thread.

Bernie won bitches.

It's fake and only useful for art projects and science fiction

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Lpzie posted:

pretty sure if we discuss this machine learning topic in-depth we'll all realize we're in agreement so let's not poo poo up the thread.

Bernie won bitches.

"you guys would all realize i'm right if you just let me talk, which i will not do"

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

well yeah most people probably thought he was talking about where he could find some bukkake udon, which is a delicious noodle dish that the porn thing was named after

They were probably telling him "try any ramen place and leave me alone weirdo"

Let me guess, they named it that because throwing ropes and throwing udon noodles looks very similar to each other?

Weedle
May 31, 2006




bernie did win tho

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Spergin Morlock posted:

Let me guess, they named it that because throwing ropes and throwing udon noodles looks very similar to each other?

Bukkake just means dumping/spraying a whole bunch of something on something else

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

erm... actually thieves should be summarily executed

neutral milf hotel posted:

this one? the one from the tweet?



Eifert Posting posted:

Phoneposting must have cropped it.

twitter embeds deliberately crop the image so that you have to click through to their site to see it. i suspect they also have some ~ai~ system identifying the most important part of the image and specifically cropping that away, too.


Spergin Morlock posted:

Lol. A literal sign that Sanders is the second coming of Jesus but evangelicals are too busy sucking off the worst man alive to notice. ToMP

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Spergin Morlock posted:

Let me guess, they named it that because throwing ropes and throwing udon noodles looks very similar to each other?

I think it's because the broth that's used is very viscous and it's poured/splashed on over the noodles

e: now, I don't think it's poured on the noodles by multiple guys each shaking their own bottle of sauce, but I can't confirm

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

my brain is a neural network and its doing amazing things

InflateableFerret
Dec 1, 2005

I pooped my pants
it's gonna own when they try to rig new hampshire in an even more obvious and mishandled fashion and Bernie still wins

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

erm... actually thieves should be summarily executed

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I think it's because the broth that's used is very viscous and it's poured/splashed on over the noodles

e: now, I don't think it's poured on the noodles by multiple guys each shaking their own bottle of sauce, but I can't confirm

the term just means the action of pouring/splashing everywhere. it's almost onomatopoeic. the noodles were called that first but the sex act just uses the same term. it wasn't named after the noodles.

shit is weak
May 17, 2008

Slaw doggin' it
So, are they using the "recount demand" as a substitute for releasing Bernie's final 3%?

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
There is a painting by Klee called Iowa Caucus. An angel is depicted there who looks as though he were about to distance himself from something which he is staring at. His eyes are opened wide, his mouth stands open and his wings are outstretched. The Angel of Iowa must look just so. His face is turned towards the past. Where we see the appearance of a chain of votes, he sees one single catastrophe, which unceasingly piles rubble on top of rubble and hurls it before his feet. He would like to pause for a moment so fair [verweilen: a reference to Goethe’s Faust], to awaken the dead and to piece together what has been smashed. But a storm is blowing from Washington, it has caught itself up in his wings and is so strong that the Angel can no longer close them. The storm drives him irresistibly into the future, to which his back is turned, while the rubble-heap before him grows sky-high. That which we call a campaign, is this storm.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
lol the guardian politics blog writer's so loving salty about bernie stating the truth



:qq: but the Associated Press decided this would be the metric!

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

this happened in oregon, a state bernie easily won in 2016 and will easily win again

oregon for the most part owns

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

mila kunis posted:

There is a painting by Klee called Iowa Caucus. An angel is depicted there who looks as though he were about to distance himself from something which he is staring at. His eyes are opened wide, his mouth stands open and his wings are outstretched. The Angel of Iowa must look just so. His face is turned towards the past. Where we see the appearance of a chain of votes, he sees one single catastrophe, which unceasingly piles rubble on top of rubble and hurls it before his feet. He would like to pause for a moment so fair [verweilen: a reference to Goethe’s Faust], to awaken the dead and to piece together what has been smashed. But a storm is blowing from Washington, it has caught itself up in his wings and is so strong that the Angel can no longer close them. The storm drives him irresistibly into the future, to which his back is turned, while the rubble-heap before him grows sky-high. That which we call a campaign, is this storm.



new dwarf fortress item descriptions looking good

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Is anyone else worried the DNC might try to assassinate Bernie before the election if he keeps winning?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Sagebrush posted:

the term just means the action of pouring/splashing everywhere. it's almost onomatopoeic. the noodles were called that first but the sex act just uses the same term. it wasn't named after the noodles.

ah, well there it is

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

I. M. Gei posted:

Is anyone else worried the DNC might try to assassinate Bernie before the election if he keeps winning?

the only thing stopping them is you

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Apraxin posted:

lol the guardian politics blog writer's so loving salty about bernie stating the truth



:qq: but the Associated Press decided this would be the metric!

oh my god, they're literally saying "in this election, the media sets the metric of success"

these people are loving IDIOTS

bobtheconqueror
May 10, 2005

Modest Mao posted:

Is there any way to get the data into a spreadsheet? Copying and pasting from https://results.thecaucuses.org/ isn't working out

As a professional spreadsheet toucher, I'm real mad about this. Not only is some of the information likely incorrect, but the drat website is so poorly formatted that it can't easily be audited. Like, at the VERY LEAST, they could have squeezed some column width by using 1st and 2nd expression instead of first and second. They also should have the drat column and precinct labels stick to the top and left side of the list without scrolling so you don't have to loving count how many columns across it is to a candidate. This along with the table not actually being formatted as a loving table means you can't even copy/paste it into excel to do their loving work for them.

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paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
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