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Let's hope Bernie wins this, I want him to Make America Great Again!
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slopJoe 2020330 posted:a thread for focusing on ratfucking is probably earned at this point, but i'm afraid no one would read it except for lunatics like myself I’d read one about historical election chicanery
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if iowa proves everything its that all elections in the us have been hosed with since forever and bernie won all of them if we had the real numbers
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Feb 11, 2020 18:23
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OP updated with a disclaimer about the early voting towns
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Feb 11, 2020 18:23
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Wasn't the poll that showed Butt and Bernie even from an organization funded by Buttigieg lmao
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slopJoe 2020330 posted:a thread for focusing on ratfucking is probably earned at this point, but i'm afraid no one would read it except for lunatics like myself Non lunatics in cspam?
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slopJoe 2020330 posted:a thread for focusing on ratfucking is probably earned at this point, but i'm afraid no one would read it except for lunatics like myself Yeah but ratfuck discussion has taken place in the Succ Zone historically, plus when obvious ratfucks like Iowa happen it's so natural to want to talk about them that they don't need their own thread
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Feb 11, 2020 18:24
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Basically there's only two possible outcomes 1. Bernie ratfucked, Pete wins 2. Bernie ratfucked, wins anyway
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Jewel Repetition posted:Yeah but ratfuck discussion has taken place in the Succ Zone historically, plus when obvious ratfucks like Iowa happen it's so natural to want to talk about them that they don't need their own thread I'm from the Iowa thread, and I say Bernie won!
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Feb 11, 2020 18:25
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Tetracube posted:Wasn't the poll that showed Butt and Bernie even from an organization funded by Buttigieg lmao Not sure if it was funded by him but the organization was at least intensely rooting for him
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Feb 11, 2020 18:26
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wasnt it also he worked for the the company the CEO also worked for so theyre probably friends
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if you're panicking about loving dixville notch, just remember it's a bunch of white weirdos who can afford to hang around and vote at midnight on a Monday
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Feb 11, 2020 18:28
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What time do votes start coming in
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Tetracube posted:Wasn't the poll that showed Butt and Bernie even from an organization funded by Buttigieg lmao Whether or not that's true the only other polling it did was to see how much Brazilians loved Bolsonaro by dredging social media, so if even the most fash-friendly polls are still only giving Butt a tie for NH the numbers clearly aren't real. Doesn't discount other fuckery though. We should be prepared for this to finish very close. Even if Bernie wins Pete's close second will be trumpeted by media as the true victory of the night. Klob really needs to drag that fucker to hell or we're gonna be dealing with him for a while.
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Feb 11, 2020 18:29
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Jewel Repetition posted:Not sure if it was funded by him but the organization was at least intensely rooting for him Breaking: C-Spam polls report Bernie 100%, Pete 0%
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Feb 11, 2020 18:29
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TropicalCoke posted:What time do votes start coming in Results technically start coming in at 7 but the last polls close and 8 and news organizations don't release exit polls or declare a winner until then. So 7 is like the pregame show
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Feb 11, 2020 18:30
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Doorknob Slobber posted:wasnt it also he worked for the the company the CEO also worked for so theyre probably friends theyre literally the same
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Feb 11, 2020 18:31
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TropicalCoke posted:What time do votes start coming in Results start trickling in at 7 with the final results coming in next week and the corrections potentially coming in April
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7 is when we see pete leading by three points with 13% reporting and start melting down
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One thing I would like everyone to know is that it would be much, much harder to ratfuck Bernie tonight than it was in Iowa, both because primaries are straight votes instead of an arcane multi-round system, and because this primary is a state election and loving with it is actually illegal, unlike in caucuses
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Feb 11, 2020 18:31
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Jewel Repetition posted:One thing I would like everyone to know is that it would be much, much harder to ratfuck Bernie tonight than it was in Iowa, both because primaries are straight votes instead of an arcane multi-round system, and because this primary is a state election and loving with it is actually illegal, unlike in caucuses smh at jeb
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Jewel Repetition posted:One thing I would like everyone to know is that it would be much, much harder to ratfuck Bernie tonight than it was in Iowa, both because primaries are straight votes instead of an arcane multi-round system, and because this primary is a state election and loving with it is actually illegal, unlike in caucuses What's stopping them from dumping Bernie votes into a shredder though
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Feb 11, 2020 18:33
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so is this going to be straightforward or will it be like Iowa because i still don't know what the official word is on that one
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Feb 11, 2020 18:34
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Weedle posted:7 is when we see pete leading by three points with 13% reporting and start melting down Which is also when CNN declares total Pete victory
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Feb 11, 2020 18:34
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Tetracube posted:What's stopping them from dumping Bernie votes into a shredder though I'm not saying it's impossible, but mainly fear of going to jail. In Iowa, the party could have just baldly declared that all delegates went to Pete and the only consequence would have been loss of trust in them, which happened regardless CODChimera posted:so is this going to be straightforward or will it be like Iowa because i still don't know what the official word is on that one Straightforward. This is just a regular election where you write down your vote on a ballot, no herding around in gymnasiums or having to do math
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Feb 11, 2020 18:37
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CODChimera posted:so is this going to be straightforward or will it be like Iowa because i still don't know what the official word is on that one fairly straightforward. unlike the backwards tinpot bullshit-tatorship of IA or another caucus state, NH uses paper ballots and is a straight-up primary
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Feb 11, 2020 18:37
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Tetracube posted:What's stopping them from dumping Bernie votes into a shredder though when you vote you place the ballot in the scanner so it's read immediately. The paper is there for backup
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Feb 11, 2020 18:38
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CRUSH THE RAT KILL KILL WIN WIN CRUSH THE RAT
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Al-Saqr posted:CRUSH THE RAT 
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Al-Saqr posted:CRUSH THE RAT Wow, 100% Bloomberg
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Well folks, our scanning app is on the fritz so it might take us a couple weeks to count all these hanging chads, but early results say Buttigieg won decisively
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Jewel Repetition posted:Well folks, our scanning app is on the fritz so it might take us a couple weeks to count all these hanging chads, but early results say Buttigieg won decisively I think this is somewhat likely tbh 10% of the vote comes in, they say they need to do "quality control" again, the rat declares victory
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Feb 11, 2020 18:46
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Jewel Repetition posted:Straightforward. This is just a regular election where you write down your vote on a ballot, no herding around in gymnasiums or having to do math I really hope so. A win that's just an outright win would be cool
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Feb 11, 2020 18:48
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Bad news everyone, with 0% reporting it's undeniable that Buttigieg has won again
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Tetracube posted:Wasn't the poll that showed Butt and Bernie even from an organization funded by Buttigieg lmao AtlasIntel (dot org). founded by ex-Harvard, ex-McKinsey
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mad.radhu posted:I think this is somewhat likely tbh It's fun to imagine but I would bet money against it. What will probably actually happen is Bernie will win comfortably, well know it tonight, and everybody will get a break after the Iowa stress.
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