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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



oh my god they just interviewed someone who did eenie meenie minie mo my loving god i hate this country

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


exquisite tea posted:

I know exit polls are bullshit but if we're being honest guys I just want Bernie to have a good night for once, I haven't had a normal night of rest since Iowa.

no. you will get ratfucked and you will enjoy it

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

Bernie 80085%
Sanders 420.69%

I demand your sources

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Quiet Feet posted:

Bernie 80085%
Sanders 420.69%

Bloomberg 14.88%

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


triple sulk posted:

oh my god they just interviewed someone who did eenie meenie minie mo my loving god i hate this country

doing eenie meenie miney mo and somehow ending up writing in bloomberg

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.


lmao ban releasing exit polls before polls close

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Lmao

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:
Those loving age demographics :derp:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Pollyanna posted:

no. you will get ratfucked and you will enjoy it

to whichever poster was saying that rats are kind and gentle creatures, are they at least considerate lovers as well? asking in case they gently caress us

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Bernie’s gonna loving win

Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

erm... quack-ward
Sanders 30%
Butt 14%
Biden 14%
Klob 14%
Warren 14%
Other 14%
Bloomberg: 2 votes in Dixville Notch

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

exquisite tea posted:

I know exit polls are bullshit but if we're being honest guys I just want Bernie to have a good night for once, I haven't had a normal night of rest since Iowa.


put on watermelon man by herbie hancock and just vibe and you'll sleep great

Harrow
Jun 30, 2012

I want Pete to lose so I can go back to the days when I didn't know who he was and I thought his name was pronounced Butty-gig

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Entenzahn posted:

Sanders 30%
Butt 14%
Biden 14%
Klob 14%
Warren 14%
Other 14%
Bloomberg: 2 votes in Dixville Notch

Inshallah

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

dixville crotch

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
Biden         200
Buttgreg      150
Klobb      800
Sanders        3,600
Warren      150
someone who is good at election fixing please help me budget this. my party is dying

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

triple sulk posted:

oh my god they just interviewed someone who did eenie meenie minie mo my loving god i hate this country

https://twitter.com/bernstein/status/1226928996056813568?s=21

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



klobuchar 48%
sanders 19%
buttigieg 15%
warren 11%
biden 7%

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


ShallNoiseUpon posted:

put on watermelon man by herbie hancock and just vibe and you'll sleep great

and drink some boxed wine like me :cheers:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

thanks, i hate it

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Exit polls have Bernie with 69% of the vote.

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

Thoguh posted:

Exit polls have Bernie with 69% of the vote.

we did it everyone

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

Biden         200
Buttgreg      150
Klobb      800
Sanders        3,600
Warren      150
someone who is good at election fixing please help me budget this. my party is dying

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



slopJoe 2020330 posted:

Biden         200
Buttgreg      150
Klobb      800
Sanders        3,600
Warren      150
someone who is good at election fixing please help me budget this. my party is dying

Spend less time ratfucking Sanders

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


it’s over. we live in the land of KLOBB now

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

Taintrunner posted:



it’s over. we live in the land of KLOBB now

if it was last updated -590m ago does that mean this is from the future? :(

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

exquisite tea posted:

I know exit polls are bullshit but if we're being honest guys I just want Bernie to have a good night for once, I haven't had a normal night of rest since Iowa.

yeah post-iowa i've just been stuck in a weird liminal state, like a superposition of despair and anxiety with just enough hope to make it all worse, with an extra shot of blue balls

i just want it to stop

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

Taintrunner posted:



it’s over. we live in the land of KLOBB now

by bernie's own logic, the 1% control everything, so this is the real result. congrats klobb

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Clipperton posted:

yeah post-iowa i've just been stuck in a weird liminal state, like a superposition of despair and anxiety with just enough hope to make it all worse, with an extra shot of blue balls

i just want it to stop

drat, too real.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
time to arzy

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Radirot posted:

I demand your sources

Ezra Brooks and Evan Williams.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


:siren: :siren:

https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/697225587497119745?s=20

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

rear end in a top hat

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Bernie 420%

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer
what the gently caress is an aj plus, i can't deal with this rn

e: oh for fucks sake

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Office Pig posted:

rear end in a top hat

:smugdon:

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

no way hillary can stop him now

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Oh no, Bernie's getting klobbered!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


I'm so tired of this joke

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