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Killingyouguy! posted:Are we gonna crowd fund the continued existence of GarfieldEATS if u think about it, all restaurants' existence is crowd funded
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Free Market Mambo posted:Here's Nathen's article about how Google is crushing his dreams. However, when you own a starting brand called GarfieldEATS and a reviewer says “I love Bugs Bunny…” and gives you 1 star is irrelevant and unfair bringing your score down from 4.0 to 3.8 after years of hard-work, research and development, and tasty recipe. 
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BigBadSteve posted:However, when you own a starting brand called GarfieldEATS and a reviewer says “I love Bugs Bunny…” and gives you 1 star is irrelevant and unfair bringing your score down from 4.0 to 3.8 after years of hard-work, research and development, and tasty recipe. Isnt this only possible if you've got like, 5 reviews total?
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tbf that review is bullshit since garfield is way better than bugs bunny
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Agent Escalus posted:This thread won't (or, might not?) become the new Doobie's Dog House but it'll earn its longevity in its own right. Can't be, Garfield Eats is actually funny and isn't just a bunch of weirdos doxxing a guy for seven years.
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Somfin posted:Isnt this only possible if you've got like, 5 reviews total? Why Mazri doesn't just make like 10 fake accounts and upvote himself is beyond me. Oh, right it's beyond him. That's why.
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Sleeveless posted:Can't be, Garfield Eats is actually funny and isn't just a bunch of weirdos doxxing a guy for seven years. Wait 7 years.
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This one has the added fun and danger of the owner being able to call a Saudi hit squad to track you down and dismember you if you keep tormenting him online.
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https://twitter.com/garfieldfan2005/status/1001591601670520832 My friend is flying from Toronto tomorrow and I'm trying to convince him to visit GarfieldEats before he flies so I can fulfill my dream of being the first man to consume one of these "pizzas" in Florida. He has outright refused to go in before when I asked.
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EL BROMANCE posted:https://twitter.com/garfieldfan2005/status/1001591601670520832 JEsus, does this person owe you a life debt? i wouldn't put my friends through that
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Last Chance posted:JEsus, does this person owe you a life debt? i wouldn't put my friends through that If your friends don't want to go to GarfieldEATS with you you need better friends
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Wait 7 years. Nearly a decade of your life wasted on tedious turbonerd bullshit...piled high 
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Feb 13, 2020 00:47
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I'm not here for your entergagement You don't want to hashtag eat with me tonight Collect Paws, unlock Goupons Orange Garficcino, secret orange sauce Gonna hold my tissues In this greasy box Love me, feed me, just do not leave me, Consusers and your brand tonight (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkNnceNJXz0)
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Feb 13, 2020 01:21
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Oh oh, This is a spammy or hateful review and the account has been reported to Google. We apologize to our fans and please be mindful and skeptical of all Google reviews. Love me, feed me, don't leave me.
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Feb 13, 2020 01:51
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a guy thought that heaping on every manipulative marketing tactic known to man would just automatically lead to success, and he is melting down as his assumptions fall apart: folks, you love to see it
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Feb 13, 2020 01:59
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has there been an earnest garfield eats defender itt? there would have been, back in the day
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Feb 13, 2020 02:00
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I want to see those books lmao.
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Peanut Butler posted:has there been an earnest garfield eats defender itt? as someone hooked on the garf i will defend anything with the stamp of approval of our lord and savior jim davis
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Fojar38 posted:as someone hooked on the garf i will defend anything with the stamp of approval of our lord and savior jim davis so no then
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i mean i guess i feel kind of bad for the guy, does that count?
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Feb 13, 2020 02:16
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I get the feeling nathan's brain is like that one garfield comic where it turns out garfield's entire life was just a hallucination as he starves to death in an abandoned house
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GolfHole posted:i mean i guess i feel kind of bad for the guy, does that count? Nah. He's rich.
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Feb 13, 2020 02:37
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I will defend everything about GarfieldEATS except the actual food
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GolfHole posted:i mean i guess i feel kind of bad for the guy, does that count? chief entergagement officer nathen mazri posted:People online seem to wonder whether this is real. quote:I came from a family of fast-food franchise owners based in Dubai, where we operated and sub-franchised brands such as Mr. Sub, Jugo Juice, and Van Houtte Café across the Middle East – all owned and managed by my father at Veyron Investments. But, the optimistic statistics of tourism and growing fast food chains in the UAE are not the same anymore. 64 percent of operators surveyed by KPMG indicated that same-store sales over the last 12 months have either been stagnant or have declined. The findings have concerned me and it was evident from our own retail stores. your compassion is inspiring but lol he'll be fine
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Peanut Butler posted:your compassion is inspiring but lol he'll be fine i was talking about garfield
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GolfHole posted:i was talking about garfield We all feel sorry for Garfield.
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Killingyouguy! posted:If your friends don't want to go to GarfieldEATS with you you need better friends This.
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Feb 13, 2020 03:54
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GolfHole posted:i was talking about garfield its wednesday, he'll be fine
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Feb 13, 2020 03:56
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Mr. Sub was pretty baller compared to subway
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call mr sub, that's my name, that name again is mr sub
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There’s always something good going down at Mr. Sub
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mr sub's little pressed "prime rib" sandwich is illegally good it looks gross thouigh, and nobody orders it but me
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Feb 14, 2020 18:32
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Just a Mr. Sub looking for my Ms. Dom
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They call me Mr. Sub. Good morning, how are you? I'm Mr. Sub. I'm interested in toppings.
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They call me Mr. Sub I have lunchmeat joints Beat me up And earn 15 sandwich points
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azurite posted:They call me Mr. Sub. Good morning, how are you? I'm Mr. Sub. I'm not a real Mr, but I am a real sub. I am an actual sub.
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Sleeveless posted:They call me Mr. Sub gfood post
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Peanut Butler posted:your compassion is inspiring but lol he'll be fine He's super hosed if his dad ever gets sick of him and finally disowns him. Nathan will have to move to Indiana and live in Jim Davis' guest house. goodog fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Feb 15, 2020 |
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kumba posted:I'm not a real Mr, but I am a real sub. I am an actual sub. I am more embarrassed by understanding the source reference than by appreciating the text i liiive like a sub
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So apparently the latest Garfield Eats store should have opened in my hometown yesterday. I'll have to drive by its supposed location to see if it isn't just a fever dream. I think it was supposed to take over a Little Caesar's which I guess is an even trade (though I actually kind of like their Hot and Ready pizzas if they're fresh out of the oven). I guess the big question is why London of all places?
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