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I wish biotech actually was cool Umbrella Corp poo poo and not just scams Edit: first day I post in forever and I page snipe 2 threads
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Jamsta posted:Chinese corona blowers doing the rounds Why are they still sitting together. They should sit far apart.
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Feb 13, 2020 19:27
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haha people itt thinking that chinas national numbers are correct and that we're not going to all get the wu and cough up most of our lungs also seriously for anyone saying its all going to be 'ok', no its already not ok, people are suffering and dying and its probably a lot more people than is being reported and that means its not ok. ok thanks Doorknob Slobber fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Feb 13, 2020 |
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Feb 13, 2020 19:32
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When ppl say it will be okay they mean it will only kill non-westerners, whose lives are meaningless
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Feb 13, 2020 19:36
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Badactura posted:I wish tech under capitalism actually was cool Umbrella Corp poo poo and not just scams FTFY
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Feb 13, 2020 19:38
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Feb 13, 2020 19:38
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We could all turn ourselves into cool goop monsters otherwise it would be so sweet
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Feb 13, 2020 19:40
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hi hello yes, now that it’s been a few weeks and it’s clear this isn’t going to cause the apocalypse or whatever bullshit please stop being loving weirdos itt. you can hate China and China’s government or whatever but this isn’t world war z calm the gently caress down
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Feb 13, 2020 19:40
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Jamsta posted:Chinese corona blowers doing the rounds lol this looks like the absolute stupidest idiot idea that does nothing whatsoever
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Feb 13, 2020 19:47
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Lightning Knight posted:hi hello yes, now that it’s been a few weeks and it’s clear this isn’t going to cause the apocalypse or whatever bullshit please stop being loving weirdos itt. you can hate China and China’s government or whatever but this isn’t world war z calm the gently caress down The usual suspects are going to shout you down with videos and r0 figures, but ultimately I think it all ends up being some version of: "NO! NO!!!! SEE THIS IS ALL I HAVE! IF THE VIRAL APOCALYPSE ENDS THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT I DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT MY lovely LIFE ANYMORE! SO I'M GOING TO DOOM POST AND/OR SPUR ON THE DOOM POSTERS BECAUSE I SECRETLY HOPE IT ALL COMES CRASHING DOWN SO EVERYONE'S LIFE ULTIMATELY MEANS NOTHING AND MY UNIMPORTANT AND MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE MEANS JUST AS MUCH AS SOMEONE WHO LIVED THEIR LIFE TO THE FULLEST! WHERE'S THE NEAREST CASE, I WANNA BE A SUPERSPREADER!" 
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Feb 13, 2020 19:47
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Im going to have to spin this virus into voting for Bernie at my next canvass
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Feb 13, 2020 19:48
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Where can I find masks?
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Feb 13, 2020 19:49
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succ posted:Where can I find masks? Praying won't help ya, masks won't do ya no good When the cruise ship docks, succ you gotta go
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Feb 13, 2020 19:53
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BIG HEADLINE posted:The usual suspects are going to shout you down with videos and r0 figures, but ultimately I think it all ends up being some version of: I... Hey!
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Feb 13, 2020 19:54
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succ posted:Where can I find masks? do you have underware or large socks
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Feb 13, 2020 19:54
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/NewRightNetwork/status/1227985509860937731?s=19
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Badactura posted:I wish biotech actually was cool Umbrella Corp poo poo and not just scams so does almost everyone working in biotech tbh
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Feb 13, 2020 19:59
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succ posted:Where can I find masks? masks do dick all for virus particles, what you want is a full self-contained breathing suit. check out pk safety and make sure you buy a decontamination shower too for when you leave the hot zone. safety first!
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Feb 13, 2020 19:59
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ill spoil it for you guys, its bleach, bleach is the vaccine
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Jamsta posted:Chinese corona blowers doing the rounds I love this insane idiot future we are living in. It's my favorite
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Feb 13, 2020 20:04
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The CCP knew about the outbreak of nCoV for over a month, and instead of doing anything about it, they jailed the doctors and experts that spoke up about it. The CCP only took action after it was already too late and the outbreak was out of control.
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Feb 13, 2020 20:06
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but really only 100 new cases in a whole country
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:the center for posting control and meltdown prevention
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Feb 13, 2020 20:07
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We should start keeping a tally of who's right and who's wrong re: the latest apocalyptic event
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It's not about who's right or wrong it's about how many people have panic attacks
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Feb 13, 2020 20:15
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CODChimera posted:We should start keeping a tally of who's right and who's wrong re: the latest apocalyptic event ive been keeping one and also i am winning
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:i saw xi jinping and mortarian in the closet making viruses and i saw one of the viruses and the virus looked at me
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Feb 13, 2020 20:16
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A Buttery Pastry posted:Ah, I see what's going on. America unleashes a virus just scary enough that China jumps at the chance to vaccinate everyone, but not so scary as to actually be a threat to the US itself - because it's just a pretext to delivering vaccines laced with a highly lethal virus with a long incubation period and a poor ability to infect others. Man it's hard to keep up with this 11th dimensional chess
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Feb 13, 2020 20:24
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BIG HEADLINE posted:The usual suspects are going to shout you down with videos and r0 figures, but ultimately I think it all ends up being some version of: Are you okay?
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SKULL.GIF posted:Are you okay? yeah this is 1000% accurate but its kind of weird to just post it
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Feb 13, 2020 20:30
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its like reporting the literal and accurate totals of new coronavirus infections to your boss in the party like... dude, there's some things you just don't say
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Feb 13, 2020 20:32
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SKULL.GIF posted:Are you okay? Sure, because I post in obviously ironic italicized all caps so frequently. 
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:dateline, 2020, wuhan: 
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Feb 13, 2020 20:33
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succ posted:Where can I find masks? under the windmill
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o7 I think this thing was beyond control when it was over 8000 people
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Feb 13, 2020 20:39
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I've got one of these sweet looking things in a closet somewhere for all of my not getting poo poo in my mucus membrane needs:
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Man I'm getting sick already
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