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Gearhead posted:Maybe I was looking at the wrong case. Hell, I can't remember any longer. Just lol
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My girlfriend is literally flying home in 14 hours if airtraffic from Egypt is somehow disturbed I'm gonna kill the virus myself 1 on 1, no masks, battle to the death. That sucker is projected at a 2 percent chance of winning so I feel very confident about this. Son of Rodney fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Feb 14, 2020 |
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My money's on the virus, theres a lot more of them
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Feb 14, 2020 20:23
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Epidemiologist I know says it's a bad flu but civilization will remain intact. He says it will help sell more newspapers though.
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slap me and kiss me posted:Just lol I never claimed to be smart. In fact, I may have been replaced by a short shell script years ago.
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Feb 14, 2020 20:31
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Lots of summer WHO interns in here
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Feb 14, 2020 20:37
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https://twitter.com/tbs_news/status/1228319053489434626 The Japanese guy who transported a patient got the virus even though he was wearing goggles and mask. This motherfucking virus can go into any hole you expose!
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Feb 14, 2020 21:05
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Feb 14, 2020 21:19
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stephenthinkpad posted:https://twitter.com/tbs_news/status/1228319053489434626 The guy probably forgot to wash his hands after he took his masks off. Rookie mistake imho
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Feb 14, 2020 21:20
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Here's my 2 cent WHO summer intern opinion. When real data is obtained and analyzed it's going to turn out it's way more transmissible than what the numbers say today.
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a mysterious cloak posted:Lots of summer WHO interns in here that's giving us way too much credit we're just a bunch of fools and assholes, attempting, in our dumb way, to understand the world
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stephenthinkpad posted:https://twitter.com/tbs_news/status/1228319053489434626 goatse man is hosed
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Cool there's a case of coronavirus in the interior BC, thanks for not telling us what city it is in government I'd be shocked if it wasn't where I am
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Do it ironically posted:Cool there's a case of coronavirus in the interior BC, thanks for not telling us what city it is in government It's you, you're the coronavirus!
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Feb 14, 2020 22:20
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Ha like life would give me what I want, the sweet release of death
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This is like the release of the greatest hit. In the next year 70% of us are going to live this thing, survive to it, there will be a lot of chest thumbing "Me, Strong".
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Feb 14, 2020 22:27
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Will breathing in bleach vapors/liquid kill all the virii in my lungs?
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Shaocaholica posted:Will breathing in bleach vapors/liquid kill all the virii in my lungs? Indirectly, yes
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Shaocaholica posted:Will breathing in bleach vapors/liquid kill all the virii in my lungs? I can safely say you won't have to worry about the virus anymore.
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Shaocaholica posted:Will breathing in bleach vapors/liquid kill all the virii in my lungs?
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It is now the perfect time to read The Stand again and slowly freak myself out.
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IAMNOTADOCTOR posted:Not even close, only two samples were fully analysed and we're practically completely identical Gearhead may have been getting their information from someone looking at Figure 3a and 3b, which list all of the samples with unique identifiers. Which I guess just labels the samples, and doesn't necessarily indicate that they have unique genomes, and they don't know how similar the other samples are since they weren't fully analyzed? But here is a cool thing, you can visualize all of the uniquely-discovered strains and where they've gone on a global map, with citations. It... kind of looks like there are a lot but disclaimer: I'm not a biologist and I have no idea what I'm doing. https://nextstrain.org./ncov
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fappenmeister posted:It is now the perfect time to read The Stand again and slowly freak myself out. No it isn't. Read something else. Once is enough for the vast majority of people. Hand of god, my rear end in a top hat. What a cop out.
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Shaocaholica posted:Will breathing in bleach vapors/liquid kill all the virii in my lungs?
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question to anyone who says "virii" are you computer touchers? that's a computer toucher thing.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:question to anyone who says "virii" It's also incorrect. For several reasons. But mainly virus is a mass noun in latin. You can't pluralize it. So the plural for english virus is viruses.
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Feb 15, 2020 00:50
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Gearhead posted:Imagine this breaking out in say, the homeless camps in California.
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my weekend plans include yum cha in melbourne chinatown with someone who's just flown from sydney to melbourne to attend a michael buble concert and will be then flying home again aaaaaaaaaaah hineni hineeeeeeeni i'm ready, my LORD
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i have made my choice. this is who i am. i can and will die for yum cha
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Colonel Cancer posted:My money's on the virus, theres a lot more of them How big would the result of all covid-19 formed together into some sort of mecha-covid X. What would it's stats look like on a Saturday morning cartoon? What would the special abilities be? Would we even have the chance to survive?
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\Nurge posted:It's also incorrect. For several reasons. But mainly virus is a mass noun in latin. You can't pluralize it. So the plural for english virus is viruses. exactly! it bugs me so here are some rules I'll need all goons to follow -wash your hands (w/ soap) -drink juice and exercise and you'll be fine -avoid licking door handles if you can help it -it's viruses -avoid rear end to mouth (or "eating rear end") while the virii are in town -the boys are back in town -the boys are back in towwwwn.
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Getting ready to board my flight from Indonesia to LA. Haven’t died yet. My S/O has a cold though so lol she’s probably hosed when she lands in the UK.
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hallelujah posted:i have made my choice. this is who i am. i can and will die for yum cha Real talk I’ve got a friend who works in a Chinese restaurant near box hill and is seriously worried about how much longer he can stay open due to lack of business. Good job going for yum cha, I feel bad for these restaurant workers 
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hallelujah posted:i have made my choice. this is who i am. i can and will die for yum cha If you don't get niu za I will destroy you myself
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:If you don't get niu za I will destroy you myself Chang fun
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The guy in jail in Buffalo was released without completing 14-day observation https://www.wgrz.com/article/news/h...e6-f4afa3c37be2 quote:The man being watched at the Erie County Holding Center for coronavirus symptoms is free to go.
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MorrisBae posted:The guy in jail in Buffalo was released without completing 14-day observation He's probably rubbing up against some strippers right now.
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