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-You have to date me first! (How else will I know what she's in for?)
-Gotta get with my friends.
-Must be at least mostly humanoid in appearance, so not several squirrels in an overcoat (been burned before).
-Combat sports experience preferred but not required.
-Must have most Saturdays open.
-You need to teach me how to fish.
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Feb 13, 2020 12:34
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May 15, 2024 04:52
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- Peg Sliderskew
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If you're going to spike her drinks, you'd better bring enough vodka for both of us.
Courtesy of Manifisto
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Feb 13, 2020 14:29
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-Bring the moves
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Feb 13, 2020 15:41
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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no wickid sex magicks to beckon forth the prophesied harbingers of our ultimate doom—until after marriage
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Feb 13, 2020 17:27
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- Escape From Noise
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-Must at least have a 3.5 rating on Yelp
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Feb 14, 2020 04:55
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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- can only make more than one attack of opportunity with the Combat Reflexes feat
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Feb 14, 2020 05:15
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- Yinlock
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must be aspiring to a respectable career, like Gamer
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Feb 14, 2020 05:59
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- Macnult
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You need to help me figure out what the hell a “sksksk” is.
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Feb 14, 2020 09:23
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Must have at least a passing knowledge of the 80's metal band Dokken.
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Feb 14, 2020 09:47
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gotta be able to play wonderwall on any instrument except guitar. i'm playing it on guitar and you have to accompany me
Lol
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Feb 14, 2020 14:57
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- Pastry of the Year
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The exhaust from my daughter contains the carbon monoxide, a poisonous, tasteless, and odorless gas that may be lethal. Never date my daughter indoor.
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Feb 14, 2020 15:09
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- Peg Sliderskew
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gotta be able to play wonderwall on any instrument except guitar. i'm playing it on guitar and you have to accompany me
Don't sing along.
Courtesy of Manifisto
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Feb 14, 2020 15:12
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- PHIZ KALIFA
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#mood
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my daughter must be boiled for one minute prior to being firmly pressed against the upper teeth, in order to mold the ComfortShield(tm).
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Feb 14, 2020 15:32
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- Macnult
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gotta be able to play wonderwall on any instrument except guitar. i'm playing it on guitar and you have to accompany me
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Feb 14, 2020 16:21
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- Yinlock
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must listen to my extensive review of every mix tape you sent her
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Feb 14, 2020 19:31
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Must not be a member of a secret society. Unless you let me join at a really high rank.
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Feb 14, 2020 19:32
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- Yinlock
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*waves* hi jen, *monotone* dave, you might be wondering why i recorded this over your wedding footage in secret, well i've reviewed dave's conduct during the nuptials and trust me you're not missing much. *pulls out huge stack of paper* let's go over the offenses one by one
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Feb 14, 2020 19:36
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- DeathCrabForCutie
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Never point my daughter at something you aren't willing to kill or destroy.
Always treat my daughter as though she's loaded.
sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!
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Feb 14, 2020 20:54
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- Pastry of the Year
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You must have my daughter home before ButtTheShitmanFart posts in BYOB.
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Feb 14, 2020 21:12
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- Fredrik1
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Must not be the owner of one (or more) dick sucking trolley robots (either version)
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Feb 15, 2020 10:11
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Must not be the owner of one (or more) dick sucking trolley robots (either version)
... unless you are willing to have shared custody.
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Feb 15, 2020 10:36
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- google THIS
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depending on circumstance, (birth control failure, true love, etc), boyfriend may respec into husband.
stats and abilities are retained, but there is now a -5 to initiative unless wife is within 50 ft
"Abs" provide only a fraction of their original bonus and can be safely dropped. "Hair" no longer need to have the majority of its points invested in the top of his head and can be slowly re-distributed to other areas.
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Feb 15, 2020 17:11
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- oliwan
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must understand that ska sucks
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Feb 16, 2020 11:23
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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the bands are only in it for the bucks
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Feb 16, 2020 12:48
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- idiotsavant
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WARNING: my daughter contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm ADVERTENCIA: mi hija contiene productos quimicos reconocidos por el estado de California que provocan cancer, defectos de nacimiento u otros danos reproductivos
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Feb 16, 2020 16:23
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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listen to her and respect her feelings. acknowledge her independence. be honest, but courteous. make it known that she is loved. and when you get the chance, burn all her minion paraphernalia. that poo poo has to go
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Feb 16, 2020 17:15
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