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quote:On Chaturbate, her location is listed as "Virtual Little Tokyo," and under smoking and drinking preferences, "literally impossible." Her birthdate is listed as July 7, 2000, but more accurately, Melody came into the world in July 2019, when ProjektMelody joined Twitter. https://i.imgur.com/SpkENOa.gifv
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assuming that its not some corporate bullshit, i have a begrudging respect for whoever runs the crypto-waifu probably the safest sex work there is?
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# ? Feb 15, 2020 17:44 |
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Looking forward to when the internet does it's thing and this has to be taken down. now lol
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# ? Feb 15, 2020 17:49 |
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That's fine, she's 18 in computer years. Next year she'll be 36.
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# ? Feb 15, 2020 19:25 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:That's already been made. Tardcore posted:Henry Rollins was in it too And Anthony Kiedis and Flea as vigilantes in a lifted truck. And Ron Jeremy as a news camera man. That movie was loving weird as hell casting-wise.
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# ? Feb 16, 2020 02:18 |
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Hospital won’t let man bring ’emotional support Trump’ cutout to dialysis treatment I 100% support this patriot in his decision to forego treatment in protest
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Elfface posted:That's fine, she's 18 in computer years. Next year she'll be 36. Nobody: The porn industry, next year: We regret to inform you that ProjektMelody is now a “granny”.
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# ? Feb 16, 2020 02:51 |
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Wacky biblical names: -John -David -Maria -Benjamin -Eve -Jacob/James -Isaac -Hannah -Aaron -Ruth
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# ? Feb 16, 2020 12:32 |
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Don't forget Joshua.
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https://news.yahoo.com/snake-orgy-prompts-partial-closure-florida-city-park-071644758.html
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# ? Feb 16, 2020 13:52 |
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Cartoon Man posted:
Somebody playing Barry White albums?
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# ? Feb 16, 2020 17:28 |
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Mister Mind posted:Somebody playing Barry White albums? Marvin Gaye - Sssexual Healing
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# ? Feb 16, 2020 17:40 |
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Mister Mind posted:Somebody playing Barry White albums? With the bass turned way up, and the speakers on the floor.
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https://twitter.com/brother_dag/status/1229144664470642688
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https://twitter.com/tomosucks/status/1228993064141828096
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https://wtop.com/arlington/2020/02/arlington-shelter-raises-65000-for-cat-found-with-arrow-in-head/ Pictures of the cat with the arrow in his head at this link, though it’s not that awful looking... https://wtop.com/arlington/2020/02/saving-cupid-arlington-shelter-rescues-cat-found-on-valentines-day-with-arrow-in-head/ They were asking for $6,500 in donations for his procedure but ended up getting over $65K from going viral. They’ll use the extra money to help fund other rescue surgeries. Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 21:49 on Feb 19, 2020 |
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I swear I remember that headline from months ago, I guess maybe cats surviving arrows to the head is more common than I would've assumed
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# ? Feb 19, 2020 21:49 |
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https://twitter.com/dannolan/status/1230365884146835456
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 00:56 |
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Mister Mind posted:Somebody playing Barry White albums? A new take on Whacking Day.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 01:23 |
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Hatchet-bearing man claiming to be Jesus arrested for Placerville burglary, police sayquote:An alleged burglar who identified himself as Jesus and smashed up a Placerville sporting goods store with a hatchet was arrested this week, police said. Guys I don't think that was really Jesus.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 05:07 |
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Knormal posted:Hatchet-bearing man claiming to be Jesus arrested for Placerville burglary, police say Well yeah, everyone knows Jesus drives a Honda.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 05:11 |
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If it were Jesus, he wouldn’t have had a hatchet. Jesus’ weapon of choice was a whip.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 05:49 |
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Which explains why Indiana Jones was able to pick out the True Grail!
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 06:00 |
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Jesus and Indy were both Belmonts.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 06:46 |
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Volcott posted:Jesus and Indy were both Belmonts. No, in that case it would go: "So I hear they say you're the king of the OW! AH! STOP THAT! Ow! My nuts! Ow! Somebody do somethi-yow!"
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 13:50 |
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Platystemon posted:If it were Jesus, he wouldn’t have had a hatchet. Getting that one-handed accuracy bonus
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 15:12 |
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Jesus would have had hatchets and saws and whatever other poo poo carpenters of that era had PLANE the moneylenders out of that temple.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 16:20 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Jesus would have had hatchets and saws and whatever other poo poo carpenters of that era had Turn evil (on a lathe) Nastyman has a new favorite as of 20:33 on Feb 21, 2020 |
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The gators and the iguanas have a new ally in the war on Floridaman... https://www.routefifty.com/management/2020/02/poop-screams-divebombs-peacock-miami/163213/
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 00:52 |
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They really ought to trap the peanhens as well.
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 01:06 |
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graphic pictures even though they blur out the worst: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-high-zombie-drug-spice-21547603
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 03:34 |
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Cartoon Man posted:
"I MUST NOT FEAR! FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER!" I scream, sawing fervently. "FEAR IS THE LITTLE DEATH THAT BRINGS TOTAL OBLITERATION!"
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# ? Feb 22, 2020 04:04 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Well yeah, everyone knows Jesus drives a Honda. Lol He also built my hot rod. Oh and he rides beside me, but he never buys any smokes
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Slippery posted:Lol Nah, Jesus never smoked, he was more of an edible guy
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Cacafuego posted:Nah, Jesus never smoked, he was more of an edible guy It is not what goes into a man's mouth that defiles him, but what comes out of it.
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https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1170268240070754304
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