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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Screaming Idiot posted:

My Victory Pants

Most Victorious Pants, I think you'll find.

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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Platystemon posted:

Even if I didn’t like the haka, I wouldn’t say much about it because it means something to other people.

I don’t make a habit of disparaging ceremonies like weddings, baptisms, and funerals.

I do, they're all wastes of time and make you look silly.

https://i.imgur.com/4ZNYm6F.mp4

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




yaffle posted:

The guy he's lifting is probably 6 foot+ and 250 pounds, I like the smile on the guy behind him when he realizes who's going on, those are some strong shorts.

That guy in Anton Bressler who is 6'6" and 260lbs but this is not the only time Tendai Mtawarira did this, he also held Eben Etzebeth above his head who more like 270lbs and 6'8". There's a reason he's called The Beast.

He's also pretty quick on his feet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKKF9d9j-Mg

So Tendai is 116kg and Chrysander Botha here is more like 78kg, textbook tackle right there.

Also Hakas are cool, Tonga and Samoa have really great Hakas as well.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/iatemuggles/status/1229410593305776129?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/mallon_khan/status/1229149963042488320?s=21

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Dammit I'm always late to the derail party but the Haka rules.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_rotEpFtZU

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




I hate glam rock but that is cool as gently caress

Helps that Detroit Rock City is a pretty good song

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Unless you're part of the culture that it originated from, and not one of the sportsball teams that appropriated it.

What if I'm just watching it from the shame of my own home because I enjoy seeing people get fired up? Am I allowed to enjoy thing or should I just avoid anything that's not from my native culture? Also what music should I like.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Phlegmish posted:

I hate glam rock but that is cool as gently caress

Helps that Detroit Rock City is a pretty good song

Nobody covered Kiss better than Wyld Stallyns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cEdqWZi13I

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Lady Disdain posted:

Most Victorious Pants, I think you'll find.

My much more successful cousin.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Nastyman posted:

What if I'm just watching it from the shame of my own home because I enjoy seeing people get fired up? Am I allowed to enjoy thing or should I just avoid anything that's not from my native culture? Also what music should I like.

*circuits fire up and reel to reels spin

You shall enjoy neurofunk music. It is decided.

END OF LINE

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

DandyLion posted:

Nobody covered Kiss better than Wyld Stallyns: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cEdqWZi13I

That’s Wyld Stallions covering Argent. :colbert:

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/AGJebEm.jpg

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

GuardianOfAsgaard posted:

If you don't think this is the coolest poo poo ever I don't know what to tell you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azheB2D0Wy4

This one in particular is great. The team performing the haka, the Waikato Chiefs, went on to win. Their opposition was the national team of Wales. I can't think of a great analogy for this, but this is a small-ish provincial team beating a national side. Actually they demolished them.

As a Kiwi, I think the haka is great, no matter the context. It's a key way of getting pakeha (European descended Kiwi's) to acknowledge and participate in Maori culture. Our nation has shameful history of marginalising and destroying Maori culture and this is a move in the other direction.

Qwezz
Dec 19, 2010



I'm feeling some good vibrations!
To me a Haka shows teamwork, unity, coordination, planning, dedication and in the case of facing an opponent intimidation and courage. That's why I think they're badass and I posted it here.

Nastyman posted:

just avoid anything that's not from my native culture?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VVIhBBOelM
This. this is dumb. My country sucks.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Qwezz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VVIhBBOelM
This. this is dumb. My country sucks.

Every country sucks at something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ3N-UsidFE

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Rascar Capac posted:

That’s Wyld Stallions covering Argent. :colbert:

Holy loving poo poo how did I never know Kiss's version was an Argent cover!

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Rascar Capac posted:

That’s Wyld Stallions covering Argent. :colbert:

Wikipedia says that the Kiss version has "substantially modified lyrics". It also cites "Encyclopedia of Contemporary Christian Music" as a source.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

I think this was passed over a bit but it's the first video I've seen of a haka with women involved and it's awesome. Hakas are badass.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/le9WakX.gif

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrade

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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eating only apples posted:

I think this was passed over a bit but it's the first video I've seen of a haka with women involved and it's awesome. Hakas are badass.

Yeah, when it's used for stuff like that I can get behind it. I mean, it still looks stupid, but at least it means something.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/RmmftwO.jpg

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Qwezz posted:

To me a Haka shows teamwork, unity, coordination, planning, dedication and in the case of facing an opponent intimidation and courage. That's why I think they're badass and I posted it here.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VVIhBBOelM
This. this is dumb. My country sucks.

We have taken traditional dancing and turned it into competative hopping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCibA4BD20s

Not so be confused with Scottish Country dancing which just getting as drunk as possible and running into each other in a loosely coordinated shambles. We do have Sword Dancing which sounds like it might be Badass until you learn they lay the swords on the ground

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I don't know if it's the low frame rate but I am mesmerized by that gif

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

That's 60fps. They're just really good at that dance.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Haha this is fantastic. Needs captioning: "I'm gonna bite your head off, bub"

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Aramoro posted:

We do have Sword Dancing which sounds like it might be Badass until you learn they lay the swords on the ground



Finland and Sweden has something similar as style of folk dance, but its just sticks laid down to different patterns. And Tanhu as a folk dance.

"You should at least try everything once, except blood relatives and Tanhu" indeed.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Aramoro posted:

We have taken traditional dancing and turned it into competative hopping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCibA4BD20s

Not so be confused with Scottish Country dancing which just getting as drunk as possible and running into each other in a loosely coordinated shambles. We do have Sword Dancing which sounds like it might be Badass until you learn they lay the swords on the ground



Hey! In Mexico and other latin countries they do a sword dance as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txLnHStOzVA
A video from a resort performing for a buncha whiteys, but hey it gets the point across.

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
I don't know why but seeing the ladies doing the haka is pretty frightening. I guess you expect brutality and ruthlessness from heavily muscled sports-geared-up men, but seeing a woman with buggy eyes and serious frowning is a sign you done messed the gently caress up and you're going to hear about it. Much more intimidating coming from someone with wicked aim with a chancla.

I like the phrase "competitive hopping," it's cute. A friend calls rugby "professional shoving."

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Hey! In Mexico and other latin countries they do a sword dance as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txLnHStOzVA
A video from a resort performing for a buncha whiteys, but hey it gets the point across.

gently caress that, they need to do the 'explosive sledgehammer' dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrlXC-aBCsA

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

gently caress that, they need to do the 'explosive sledgehammer' dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrlXC-aBCsA

How about guns?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODE_1xrwMHU

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

i hate it so much

Nothing But Hate
Oct 7, 2006
When night falls, she covers the world, in impenetrable darkness

Solice Kirsk posted:

I mean, it still looks stupid, but at least it means something.

Unlike yourself who just looks stupid

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

Idk if it counts as badass enough for the thread but there's a video out there of a wedding haka that reduces me to tears every time and I'm not really a wedding crier even when it's someone I know getting married.

Hakas are raw and powerful and emotional in a way we're taught to find embarrassing and shameful; and the correct response to that is to examine your kneejerk distate for seeing humans doing something so quintessentially and fundamentally human and get over yourself, not diminish the haka to soothe your discomfort.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
If scaring white people is wrong I don't wanna be right. However you do it.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

small ghost posted:

Idk if it counts as badass enough for the thread but there's a video out there of a wedding haka that reduces me to tears every time and I'm not really a wedding crier even when it's someone I know getting married.

Hakas are raw and powerful and emotional in a way we're taught to find embarrassing and shameful; and the correct response to that is to examine your kneejerk distate for seeing humans doing something so quintessentially and fundamentally human and get over yourself, not diminish the haka to soothe your discomfort.

The only one I've ever seen is this one, and I found it genuinely moving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmVjMdutQrc

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Also, going up to a colonized people who nearly had their culture wiped out and laughing at their traditions for being "silly" is racist as poo poo.

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

Pastry of the Year posted:

The only one I've ever seen is this one, and I found it genuinely moving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmVjMdutQrc

This is the wedding one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUbx-AcDgXo

It just fucks me up every time. Maybe worth noting that iirc the groom and bride are both Maori as I see a lot of people thinking it's the bride's family performing a haka at the groom: it's actually the groomsmen performing a haka at both of them, as a surprise/gift.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
The haka is fine, it's just over exposed online now.

"15 Times the Haka Had Us Shook!"

Having to stand there while the opponent does this is stupid too.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ElGroucho posted:

The haka is fine, it's just over exposed online now.

"15 Times the Haka Had Us Shook!"

Having to stand there while the opponent does this is stupid too.

Which is why it's awesome as hell when the opposing team march forward and stare them down.

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