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Chilly Smurf -always shivering -wears a scarf and mittens -still no shirt though Chili Smurf -good cook -farts a lot |
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Eiffel 65 Smurf -Is blue -da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba daa -da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa |
# ? Feb 8, 2020 19:43 |
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Fucky Smurf - everybody hates him - they hate looking at him - it's not his fault - didn't ask for this - doesn't even gently caress that much - owns a lamp store - likes lamps - likes helping people find the right lamp for them - would prefer to be called "Lampy Smurf" Cubone fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Feb 9, 2020 |
# ? Feb 9, 2020 04:21 |
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Cubone posted:Fucky Smurf Poor Fucky |
# ? Feb 9, 2020 09:38 |
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Harry Potter Smurf - it's Harry Potter - he's blue! - gargamel failed to eat him |
# ? Feb 9, 2020 09:42 |
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Gargamel Smurf -It's actually just Gargamel painted blue. -He's back to finish the job. -RUN! |
# ? Feb 9, 2020 09:44 |
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I think with the proper support net, Gargamel can be reformed and happily assimilated into the United Smurf Conglomerate.Cubone posted:Fucky Smurf i would not kick this bed out of smurf for eating crackers inside the bed |
# ? Feb 9, 2020 15:17 |
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Angler Smurf -Has a glowing lure dangling from his face -Can see in the dark and breathe underwater -Has a huge underbite and sharp teeth -lives in a pond -forehead lure can both attract and momentarily blind smurfs and other prey
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# ? Feb 10, 2020 00:11 |
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terminator smurf -is a robot disguised as a smurf -sent back in time to kill connors smurf -turns into the protagonist in the sequel |
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City of Glompton posted:Harry Potter Smurf Haha |
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 00:52 |
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Nosfereefer posted:terminator smurf This thread is great for drawing inspiration
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 16:26 |
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Vitamin Me posted:This thread is great for drawing inspiration
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 16:29 |
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Vitamin Me posted:This thread is great for drawing inspiration Smurf with me if you want to live |
# ? Feb 11, 2020 16:35 |
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alnilam posted:Smurf with me if you want to live |
# ? Feb 11, 2020 17:30 |
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alnilam posted:Smurf with me if you want to live |
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alnilam posted:Smurf with me if you want to live
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 18:19 |
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Vitamin Me posted:This thread is great for drawing inspiration alnilam posted:Smurf with me if you want to live I need your Smurf, your Smurfs, and your Smurforcycle.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:51 |
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Vitamin Me posted:This thread is great for drawing inspiration alnilam posted:Smurf with me if you want to live |
# ? Feb 11, 2020 21:25 |
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Vitamin Me posted:This thread is great for drawing inspiration right you are because of this thread i can draw a smurf without even thinking, smurf forever etched in my mind |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 00:51 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:right you are indeed. I had never drawn a smurf before this thread. BYOB does strange and wonderful things to us all.
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 01:03 |
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a post that is a post but can also be a poem: sad smurf -always weeping mad smurf -always beeping (as in censored swears) ballet smurf -always leaping fatal familial insomnia smurf -never sleeping |
# ? Feb 14, 2020 03:29 |
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Smooblurf |
# ? Feb 14, 2020 05:06 |
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that game doesn't have starmie in it :/ |
# ? Feb 14, 2020 05:35 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:
smurfed again
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 05:48 |
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Irony Smurf - actually isn't very ironic at all, making that the only ironic thing about him - didn't think this through - wants a do-over |
# ? Feb 16, 2020 01:28 |
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google THIS posted:Irony Smurf Good at ironing clothing |
# ? Feb 16, 2020 21:45 |
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when bored i consult talk to transformer and it has taught me lots about smurfs. The only question I asked was: "What are all the different smurfs?" and here's what it had to say: -Everybody has their own smurf. An individual smurf can be identified as belonging to a certain social category. -Unlike regular trading economies, smurfs aren't in the habit of trading goods with each other. Instead, each smurf has a unique number which is his unique item name, and is either the item or a piece of clothing that smurfs need to appear as though they're that smurf. To have an item that a smurf knows about, a smurf has to wear or have its other item names associated with it. The trade protocol is different for each smurf. -You can recognize a smurf by the following characteristics: A goofy logo... -There are three basic types of smurfs: child smurfs (whose parent smurfs are physically attached to them), parent smurfs (which only "recently" got that parent smurf), and external smurfs (which have their own log files, in the canonical location specified for their parent smurfs). -So, in the snow of December 2016 a smurf was elected leader of Canada. -In short, a smurf is a nickname assigned to someone who has just registered an account on FFXI. They don't know anything about the game and have probably never even made a real character before. |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:when bored i consult talk to transformer and it has taught me lots about smurfs. The only question I asked was: "What are all the different smurfs?" and here's what it had to say: oh hell yeah, transformer. tell me about smurf reproduction, transformer. "Smurfs reproduce sexually by using a prosthetic penis made out of an oversized carrot. They also will hump everything in sight. The only thing they won't do is stand or sit or crouch." Perfect, thank you.
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 03:41 |
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Here is a list of all the smurfs: - Papa Smurf - ????????? ??????? ??? - Elf Smurf - Spider Smurf - Snails Smurf - Smelly Joe - Velociraptor Smurf - Fighting Smurf - Lizard Smurf - Porky Smurf - Scary Pumpkin Smurf - Kraken - Bill Pepper - Slushie - Stretch Nelson - Whom Smurf - Chocolate Treat - Peanut Butter Cookie - Frying Pan - Clam - Chuck E Cheese |
# ? Feb 20, 2020 05:03 |
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google THIS posted:Here is a list of all the smurfs: Bill Pepper!
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 05:10 |
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google THIS posted:Here is a list of all the smurfs: smurf
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 05:32 |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:when bored i consult talk to transformer and it has taught me lots about smurfs. The only question I asked was: "What are all the different smurfs?" and here's what it had to say: lol nice
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# ? Feb 20, 2020 07:25 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:oh hell yeah, transformer. tell me about smurf reproduction, transformer. Jesus Christmas lol My boss asked what was funny and I had to explain this thread He said |
# ? Feb 20, 2020 17:56 |
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google THIS posted:Here is a list of all the smurfs: Holy poo poo all my favorites! Frying Pan always cooking up a storm! Smelly Joe and Bill Pepper always trying zany get-rich-schemes but always being ousted by their distinctive and respective odor and taste, Clam siphoning water, The whimsical Whom Smurf always conjuring up such wonderful poesy and Stretch Nelson... Oh Stretch Nelson! |
# ? Feb 21, 2020 03:33 |
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Welcome to Gargamel's Tasty Treats! Gargamel's Borscht Schtroumpf: -2 liters of smurf puree -2 onions -2 carrots -3 potatoes -12oz canned meat -20oz broth -2 tsp salt -1 tsp pepper -½ tsp worcestershire sauce -1 cup cream -3 cups water Preparation: Whisk together all the other ingredients in a crock pot or big slow cooker. Place the spinach and onion in the bottom of the crock pot. Add the carrots, potatoes, meat, puree, and vegetables. Sprinkle the salt, pepper, and spices over everything. Smurf Gateau: -4 Smurf Eggs -4 Protean Hulk -2 Man-o'-War -1 Burnout -2 Titania's Song -2 Isochron Scepter -1 Ruric Thar, the Unbowed -1 Worm Harvest -4 Magus of the Moon -4 Brainstorm -1 Craterhoof Behemoth -2 Green Sun's Zenith -4 Steelshaper's Gift -4 Ambriel's Edict Smurfonade: -Juice from 6 Freshly Squeezed Smurfs to splurge on other smurfs' juices for any juice that tastes good. -Tobacco from 20 mg to taste better but it may make you cough and fart slightly. -Empty soda bottle. -Box of crayons. -50 Mints -Bottles of Tabasco sauce. -Scissors -Patience! Alfonso's Note: -If you don't have 10 free hours in your life, you can still make one! Or make a peanut butter mint and vape it for a day! holy poo poo lmao did they make transformer funnier |
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Geistsmurf ---------------- |
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Welcome to Gargamel's Tasty Treats! OMG I'm dying. The Smurf gateau is marvelous! |
# ? Feb 21, 2020 05:42 |
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Cough and Fart slightly Smurf |
# ? Feb 21, 2020 07:07 |
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Tell me about the coughing and farting smurfs, Transformer "The smurfs started coughing and farting and could not stop. The coughing and farting smurfs ixnt rest their excitement. This was the best moment. She had started from the beginning and saw so many beautiful things in the first 100 months. One fell in love with a dog and they kissed and cuddled and cozied up. One held hands with a man and saw their lips touch and know that they loved each other. One held hands with a smurf, something special. And one smurf fell in love with a spider and that smurf fell in love with a pharao. Many fell in love with the sun."
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This is a list of all known alternative Smurfs: -Vexatious Smurf -Candy Smurf -Rebellious Smurf -Brave Smurf -Silly Smurf -Crazy Smurf -Sneaky Smurf -Pregnant Smurf -Willy Smurf -Baldy Smurf -Grumpy Smurf -Selfish Smurf -Big Smurf -Nerd Smurf -Gym Smurf -Lumberjack Smurf -Boring Smurf ------ Time for more Gargamel's Tasty Treats! Smurf Wellington: -phyllo pastry -several smurfs formed into a smurf roast (refer to chapter VI) -dulce de leche cream and candy toppings (see above) Smurf Bonnie: -homemade whipped cream and raspberry candied pecans (see above) -peaches and cream topping (see above) Smurf Crazy Eyes: -herbal candied candy and whipped cream (see above) -pineapple candied candy (see above) Gargamel, in all his snappy wisdom, has shared that! ------ Excerpt from Smurfed Around the World (1898) the smurfs got into a literal pissing contest: Oh nooooooo you've gotta destroy the smurf fair! I want my smurfy feelings back! It's so unfair that you can take away my smurf feelings! Guess what?! You've got a giant dog in your house! Now smurf us not! This dog wants to cook you, smurf him if you like, but if you're an ugly (or whatever the smurf means) smurf we'll bash him to bits! Let's get him smurfed! HEY, BEAR-FUCKER YOU CAN'T HURT ME |
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