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The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

You'd think of all people, firefighters would know not to be doing dumbass poo poo like this.
Who am I kidding though, firefighters love pulling stunts like that all the time.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

wesleywillis posted:

Like any self respecting goon would burn Doritos. Even in a life or death situation.


What the poo poo is ATGATT?

All The Gear, All The Time. It's a motorcycling thing where even if you're just ducking down to the shops for milk and bread you'll still put on all of your safety gear. Because falling off at 20km/h could still cost you a lot of skin if you're not protected.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Low budget Ghost Rider on point.

Jinete Fantasma

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Memento posted:

All The Gear, All The Time. It's a motorcycling thing where even if you're just ducking down to the shops for milk and bread you'll still put on all of your safety gear. Because falling off at 20km/h could still cost you a lot of skin if you're not protected.

I see a lot of this poo poo on the freeway

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



LifeSunDeath posted:

I see a lot of this poo poo on the freeway


Come to Florida, they look almost the same but minus the helmets.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

LifeSunDeath posted:

I see a lot of this poo poo on the freeway


Yeah I saw this dude on Christmas Day a few years ago.



Fuckin' skin, who needs it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I can't decide if sportbike culture is worse than harley culture. It's so drat close.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Icon Of Sin posted:

Come to Florida, they look almost the same but minus the helmets.

Honestly isn't this better? I know I'd rather fall off and die instantly of Head Caved In than have all my skin sand-papered off.

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib

Erisian Automata posted:

That is boss as poo poo. How much are you into really femme transwomen?

Lemme check with my wife.


My favorite motorcycle safety stories revolve around seeing riders stop at the NH, CT, or RI border sign to take their helmets off.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
My little town hosts a lot of campgrounds for the bikers to stay during the LoneStar biker rally in galveston. Right across from the park someone just built a Drive-thru Daiquiri business. I can't wait to see bikers lined up to get roadies during this year's rally. Not that it will even make a difference since they already sell them copious amounts of lovely beer in galveston, then they ride back out to the sticks to camp.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
new hampshite doing its best to keep the nation swimming in Reasonably Bruised Organs.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

LifeSunDeath posted:

I see a lot of this poo poo on the freeway


It's extremely not safe for work but the Instagram for savageparamedics just posted a photo of what happens when you wear flip flops and crash your motorcycle.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



B-Rock452 posted:

It's extremely not safe for work but the Instagram for savageparamedics just posted a photo of what happens when you wear flip flops and crash your motorcycle.

I just realized I was audibly saying "Nope" over and over again when a co-worker walked by and gave me a weird look. That said "Nope"

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

LifeSunDeath posted:

My little town hosts a lot of campgrounds for the bikers to stay during the LoneStar biker rally in galveston. Right across from the park someone just built a Drive-thru Daiquiri business. I can't wait to see bikers lined up to get roadies during this year's rally. Not that it will even make a difference since they already sell them copious amounts of lovely beer in galveston, then they ride back out to the sticks to camp.

Wait what. Drive through boozy drinks? Like with a straw to drink on the way home from work? lol drat

Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

`Nemesis posted:

Wait what. Drive through boozy drinks? Like with a straw to drink on the way home from work? lol drat

Oh no, no. Not while you drive. There's a sticker across the straw hole, so it's a closed container!

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

B-Rock452 posted:

It's extremely not safe for work but the Instagram for savageparamedics just posted a photo of what happens when you wear flip flops and crash your motorcycle.

I looked this up.

Why did I look this up.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Splode posted:

Honestly isn't this better? I know I'd rather fall off and die instantly of Head Caved In than have all my skin sand-papered off.

Problem is that a helmet would keep you okay while no helmet will leave you with brain damage in addition to not having skin.

No helmet laws in IL, but I only one time was on a bike without one, and that was to move it to another spot in the parking lot.

Helmet, gloves, jacket, boots all the time. I was more lax on pants.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Uthor posted:

Problem is that a helmet would keep you okay while no helmet will leave you with brain damage in addition to not having skin.

No helmet laws in IL, but I only one time was on a bike without one, and that was to move it to another spot in the parking lot.

Helmet, gloves, jacket, boots all the time. I was more lax on pants.

If you’re only getting brain damage and not instantly dying, you’re not going fast enough :getin:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/KkFYq5D.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

`Nemesis posted:

Wait what. Drive through boozy drinks? Like with a straw to drink on the way home from work? lol drat

Yep, tamper proof containers:



It's totally legal somehow.
Sometimes they even sideload the tape cause they want to be extra cool about drink driving:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

rotinaj posted:

If you’re only getting brain damage and not instantly dying, you’re not going fast enough :getin:

Well, I had a 500 cc cruiser, so I wasn't getting anywhere fast.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Memento posted:

Yeah I saw this dude on Christmas Day a few years ago.



Fuckin' skin, who needs it.

If my thighs were that jacked I wouldn't wear pants either

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

B-Rock452 posted:

It's extremely not safe for work but the Instagram for savageparamedics just posted a photo of what happens when you wear flip flops and crash your motorcycle.

DEAR GOD NO

HOW IS *THAT* THE WORK SAFE IMAGE?

NO

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



The first demo of the 707 included a 1 G roll like that.

When called into the office, the test pilot merely said "I'm selling airplanes."

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Erisian Automata posted:

That is boss as poo poo. How much are you into really femme transwomen?

Wtf is this poo poo about?

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf is this poo poo about?

I think she's hitting on him?

solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012

beep-beep car is go posted:

I think she's hitting on him?
obviously. my question is: how do the rest of you resist?

Greatest Living Man
Jul 22, 2005

ask President Obama

solarNativity posted:

obviously. my question is: how do the rest of you resist?

I was castrated years ago. Do not drink daquiris while riding a motorcycle, especially if you're wielding a gas-powered chainsaw and wearing non-OSHA approved assless chaps.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




Is that Bob Hoover? He liked to shut the engines down mid-flight.

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

iospace posted:

The first demo of the 707 included a 1 G roll like that.

When called into the office, the test pilot merely said "I'm selling airplanes."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaA7kPfC5Hk

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
There is an extremely blurred line between being a 'Tex' Johnson and being a 'Bud' Holland, the only real distinction is whether you get a closed casket burial shortly after your stunt. Johnson probably would have and should have gotten shitcanned today

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014



Youtube recommended this next after I watched that and it seems appropriate to post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHuBsBOF4R8

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



/slaps hands together Job done!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

NoneMoreNegative posted:



/slaps hands together Job done!

I presume they put the tape just to temporarily seal the seam so some more serious epoxy resin or whatever doesn't seep in/gases from inside seep out before it hardens. Right?

RIGHT???

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

Splode posted:

Honestly isn't this better? I know I'd rather fall off and die instantly of Head Caved In than have all my skin sand-papered off.
So many people say this and I don’t get why there’s such an all-or-nothing attitude about this. If you’re going ten tenths on a regular basis then maybe, but over the few years of daily commuting, my helmet has turned “face shredded” into “helmet scuffed” and “concussion” into “light jostle”. I walked away from an 80mph highside because of my gear; no way I’d have survived landing on my face without a drat good helmet.

Also, safety gear looks cool as hell. Only people who get up to cool, dangerous poo poo are allowed to wear it.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I appreciate that he's at least using some PPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaFeLX710Lk

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

Renegret posted:

I looked this up.

Why did I look this up.

Mistakes were made, I did too :(

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

So many people say this and I don’t get why there’s such an all-or-nothing attitude about this. If you’re going ten tenths on a regular basis then maybe, but over the few years of daily commuting, my helmet has turned “face shredded” into “helmet scuffed” and “concussion” into “light jostle”. I walked away from an 80mph highside because of my gear; no way I’d have survived landing on my face without a drat good helmet.

Also, safety gear looks cool as hell. Only people who get up to cool, dangerous poo poo are allowed to wear it.

Also in the event of road rage, you can just headbutt the other fool. Higher end cycle gear is basically civilian grade riot armor these days.

Splode
Jun 18, 2013

put some clothes on you little freak

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

So many people say this and I don’t get why there’s such an all-or-nothing attitude about this. If you’re going ten tenths on a regular basis then maybe, but over the few years of daily commuting, my helmet has turned “face shredded” into “helmet scuffed” and “concussion” into “light jostle”. I walked away from an 80mph highside because of my gear; no way I’d have survived landing on my face without a drat good helmet.

Also, safety gear looks cool as hell. Only people who get up to cool, dangerous poo poo are allowed to wear it.

I was joking, ATGATT is the only way to go if you really want to ride motorbikes. It is just funny to me when people put on the protective gear for just their head. Make sure they're fully conscious while they get grated.

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Nenonen posted:

I presume they put the tape just to temporarily seal the seam so some more serious epoxy resin or whatever doesn't seep in/gases from inside seep out before it hardens. Right?

RIGHT???
Sometimes you just settle for things leaking less than being leakless.

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