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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Iron Crowned posted:

Aspic is a good material for that!

no no no no

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Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Off to patent my invention for an olive vending machine. It's like those spiral ones for bags of chips, but it's full of loose olives getting pushed forward by a big Archimedean screw to fall into the dispenser thing at the bottom.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I have had molecular gasstronomy olives, that were just plive puree encased in a thin jelly sphere. It was the stupidest poo poo lol

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

I have had molecular gasstronomy olives, that were just plive puree encased in a thin jelly sphere. It was the stupidest poo poo lol

With that effort, why not just make them a good flavor?

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




do people make martini jello shots with an olive in it

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

snoo posted:

do people make martini jello shots with an olive in it

Why not make the jello shot in the olive? Martinihack, if you will.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Dicty Bojangles posted:

Why not make the jello shot in the olive? Martinihack, if you will.

oh man a nice olive with a little sweet intoxicating plug would be a real treat

Hauki
May 11, 2010


snoo posted:

do people make martini jello shots with an olive in it

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Let me stress that cats cannot have this

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Pastry of the Year posted:

oh man a nice olive with a little sweet intoxicating plug would be a real treat

I don't think you're meant to put them up your backside but you do you.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Inceltown posted:

I don't think you're meant to put them up your backside but you do you.

I can put anything anywhere. I can put a vodka-stuffed olive in my rear end. I can put a picture of Dr. Phil in a cookbook I returned to the library.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

...yeah okay, would.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Pastry of the Year posted:

I can put anything anywhere. I can put a vodka-stuffed olive in my rear end. I can put a picture of Dr. Phil in a cookbook I returned to the library.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDGDiKLgfHo

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Powered Descent posted:

Off to patent my invention for an olive vending machine. It's like those spiral ones for bags of chips, but it's full of loose olives getting pushed forward by a big Archimedean screw to fall into the dispenser thing at the bottom.

Why not just a big wet gumball machine?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I want a gun that fires olives.

Also a AICC, Armoured Ice Cream Carrier, an APC crossed with an ice cream truck with a machine gun that fires chocolate bullets.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Also a AICC, Armoured Ice Cream Carrier, an APC crossed with an ice cream truck with a machine gun that fires chocolate bullets.

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

I had one of those.

Also the proper delivery medium for green olives is cream cheese topped with bacon and hot sauce.

Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam
I'm pretty sure that you're supposed to eat them while high, standing there in the open fridge door.

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



Ghost Leviathan posted:

I want a gun that fires olives.

Also a AICC, Armoured Ice Cream Carrier, an APC crossed with an ice cream truck with a machine gun that fires chocolate bullets.

We're not quite there yet with refreshment technology, but we do have the Tactical Ice Cream Unit.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Pastry of the Year posted:

Let me stress that cats cannot have this

not even little a?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

AlbieQuirky posted:

not even little a?

Half little a

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Literally one of the best toys in the history of annoying your parents and losing things under the couch.

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Chitin posted:

Literally one of the best toys in the history of annoying your parents and losing things under the couch.

I had a similar one that launched a sticky blob of mutatin' ooze and the ooze "got lost" but I'm almost positive my mom threw it away so it wouldn't get on the furniture/carpet

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Pastry of the Year posted:

Let me stress that cats cannot have this
Well yeah there's no salami involved

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Ghost Leviathan posted:

I want a gun that fires olives.

https://youtu.be/FFe4x-rSL7c
Skip to 5:04

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApO4c2AkLqw

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I got recommended videos from this channel just this week. Is something signal boosting then all of a sudden? It's a cool channel so I'm not complaining, but it's a weird coincidence otherwise.

Bremma
Sep 7, 2007

She was a terrible creature and did not deserve our love
I've been seeing a ton of her stuff too. Maybe a sudden uptick in popularity from getting posted to the right place? Regardless I like her stuff.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

garfield hentai posted:

I had a similar one that launched a sticky blob of mutatin' ooze and the ooze "got lost" but I'm almost positive my mom threw it away so it wouldn't get on the furniture/carpet

speaking as a mom yes, anything sticky or messy that mysteriously disappeared did so directly into the trash can while you were at school

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

TheKennedys posted:

speaking as a mom yes, anything sticky or messy that mysteriously disappeared did so directly into the trash can while you were at school

I had a California Raisins tape that mysteriously disappeared. My mom told me she "hid" it for me. Now that you mention it maybe she tossed it.

I was sad at the time, but now I realize she was probably just looking out for me. Thanks mom:3:

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Yeah it's a bad deal if you start jacking it to the raisins at too young an age

Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.


moist turtleneck posted:

Yeah it's a bad deal if you start jacking it to the raisins at too young an age

Everyone knows that you can't safely jack it to raisins until you look like one.

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
Neat, BBC tried a couple cooking hacks to see if they hold up

https://twitter.com/thisisfoxx/status/1229439305225056256?s=21

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Azathoth Prime posted:

Everyone knows that you can't safely jack it to raisins until you look like one.

sighs as he slips in a set of novelty buck teeth and searches for Avoid the Noid ad compilations on YouTube

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

sighs as he slips in a set of novelty buck teeth and searches for Avoid the Noid ad compilations on YouTube

For me it's the Six Flags guy.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
I'm really liking these debunk videos. On one hand, watching lovely lifehacks is great and all, but on the other hand, debunk videos combine lovely lifehacks with the schadenfreude of proving that these channels are full of poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eINllOc0hc


Zwille posted:

Neat, BBC tried a couple cooking hacks to see if they hold up

https://twitter.com/thisisfoxx/status/1229439305225056256?s=21

I only came here to post the video, but drat, I didn't know this woman had a food science degree. Now I've been convinced to subscribe to her channel.

Bremma
Sep 7, 2007

She was a terrible creature and did not deserve our love
I've been watching a bunch of her stuff and it's pretty good. She knows what she's talking about and has a good sense of humor. It's funny when she gets her husband into it too.

"hm, this is interesting"
"it's coke that had milk in it."
"I don't want this anymore"

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
"DIY," "hack," and "useful" doing some seriously heavy lifting in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1UPoYSAow

Admittedly, this is a cool channel, but calling this a "hack" is a lul

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Zipperelli. posted:

"DIY," "hack," and "useful" doing some seriously heavy lifting in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1UPoYSAow

Admittedly, this is a cool channel, but calling this a "hack" is a lul

Has your laptop ever had problems with Wifi?

In this wild new hack we’ll be terminating ethernet cables to plug it into a wall

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BallisticClipboard
Feb 18, 2013

Such a good worker!


https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ClassicJauntyHorsefly-mobile.mp4

lets solve no problems

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