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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


TheKennedys posted:

Beetlejuice

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Tall Tale Teller
May 20, 2003
Grave? Shovel! Let's go.

YES

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Sometimes a director can make one all-time great movie and it redeems whatever other garbage they make in their entire career. Beetlejuice is one of those movies.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

CzarChasm posted:

I've seen this mentioned twice, but wasn't there a dragon in the original animated version? I mean, is it really a big leap to go from "Dragon" to "Magic"?

The dragon is magic derived from the ghosts of her ancestors. This reinforces the concept of Bringing Honor to Us All where 'All' is thousands of years of family and history. The witch is...a witch. I guess the difference is one transcends time whereas the other is a witch.

Maybe it'll work fine, but the villain was already a great bad guy. Now we have a witch.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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RandomFerret posted:

The only bad thing about Mars Attacks is that it didn't do well enough to justify the sequel, Dinosaurs Attack

Dinosaurs Attack! was originally going to be the movie, Jurassic Park made them shift because they didn't want it to seem like a cheap knockoff.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Basebf555 posted:

Sometimes a director can make one all-time great movie and it redeems whatever other garbage they make in their entire career. Beetlejuice is one of those movies.

yeah, Beetlejuice and Batman Returns wipe away many sins.

Not that Alice in Wonderland remake though.

Miss Peregrine was a decent premise tacked onto an aggressively mediocre movie that turned into a really stupid one. I kinda enjoyed the first half or so and the basic concept of the time loop and the peculiars before it got really dumb, it feels like Not Tim Burton could have taken it a lot more interesting places.

disclaimer, I haven't read the book so it could be equally dumb and unsalvageable, idk

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

TheKennedys posted:

yeah, Beetlejuice and Batman Returns wipe away many sins.

Not that Alice in Wonderland remake though.

Miss Peregrine was a decent premise tacked onto an aggressively mediocre movie that turned into a really stupid one. I kinda enjoyed the first half or so and the basic concept of the time loop and the peculiars before it got really dumb, it feels like Not Tim Burton could have taken it a lot more interesting places.

disclaimer, I haven't read the book so it could be equally dumb and unsalvageable, idk

Beetlejuice, maybe. Burton's Batman movies can gently caress right off.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Sunswipe posted:

Beetlejuice, maybe. Burton's Batman movies can gently caress right off.

They're beautiful to look at though, whatever your opinion of them may be overall. I wish we still got superhero movies with an actual visual style to them, I'd take that over the standard blockbuster sheen any day.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Does Dredd count as a superhero?

Also the Burton Batmans are good movies even if they're not particularly good representations of what Batman is "supposed" to be.

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!
Say what you will about Burton's Batmen but at least he got Bruce Wayne right. Rich loner freak who likes to play dress up and with gadgets.

Nolan's Wayne is just boring billionaire with some expensive hobbies.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Baron von Eevl posted:

Does Dredd count as a superhero?

Also the Burton Batmans are good movies even if they're not particularly good representations of what Batman is "supposed" to be.

I was gonna say no, because Dredd isn't a hero. But I suppose you could say the same about Batman.

Anyway, if we don't count Dredd then the most recent "superhero" movie that's actually visually appealing is probably Punisher: Warzone. Well, live action anyway. Always have to give that caveat when Into the Spiderverse exists.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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I think it's Returns that has the shot of Wayne just staring out the window in an unlit room, just sitting there staring. How many hours has he been there? How many days, waiting for the bat signal?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Big Eyes was pretty good. It's not the usual Burton fare, which is to its credit.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Baron von Eevl posted:

Dinosaurs Attack! was originally going to be the movie, Jurassic Park made them shift because they didn't want it to seem like a cheap knockoff.

Oh poo poo that's even more of a tragedy

We were so close

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

TheKennedys posted:

Miss Peregrine was a decent premise tacked onto an aggressively mediocre movie that turned into a really stupid one. I kinda enjoyed the first half or so and the basic concept of the time loop and the peculiars before it got really dumb, it feels like Not Tim Burton could have taken it a lot more interesting places.

disclaimer, I haven't read the book so it could be equally dumb and unsalvageable, idk

I read the book a couple of years ago, I thought it was pretty good. They changed a lot for the movie and not in ways that made sense or improved anything.

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm

Krispy Wafer posted:

The dragon is magic derived from the ghosts of her ancestors. This reinforces the concept of Bringing Honor to Us All where 'All' is thousands of years of family and history. The witch is...a witch. I guess the difference is one transcends time whereas the other is a witch.

Maybe it'll work fine, but the villain was already a great bad guy. Now we have a witch.

I mean, it's based on a real story, so any amount of magic at all is already weird.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
It was probably this thread, but someone broke down the ballroom dance in Batman Returns between Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle and it’s an incredibly well shot and acted scene.

Michael Keaton was the best Batman.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Edit: read thread then post

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Krispy Wafer posted:

Michael Keaton was the best Batman Bruce Wayne.

Adam West was the best Batman.

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'll stan for Big Fish. Kinda saccharine but whatever.

That movie made me feel bad for my dad more than he deserves, other than that it was fine.

DeVito can do no wrong.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Is... is your dad a werewolf?

edit: guess I'll find out in a week

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Krispy Wafer posted:

Michael Keaton was the best Batman.


Phy posted:

Adam West was the best Batman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L17PQbj7REw

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Phy posted:

Kevin Conroy was the best Batman.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

The best thing the Arrowverse did was cast Kevin Conroy as Kingdom Come's Batman, thereby making absolute certain that you can never discount him because of some dumb rule like 'wasn't in live action'.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Peter Weller was the best batman

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Polaron posted:

I mean, it's based on a real story, so any amount of magic at all is already weird.

In the original story when she's found out, Mulan just goes right on kicking rear end without the drama of her being left on the mountain, plus she fights and kicks rear end for 12 straight years. Also, most likely she didn't exist because the earliest reference to her is almost 500 years after she lived and she isn't mentioned in a contemporary book called Exemplary Women which is about what you'd expect with that title.


But who cares, just give me more :krad: sick loving wuxia fights :krad: and I'll be happy. It looks like it's going in a very different direction not just from the 1998 Disney movie but also the 2009 live action Chinese movie and the 2013 live action Chinese series, which is good because otherwise we'd get another souless remake like Lion King instead of its own thing.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That 'news video' might even be worse than the movie it's reporting on. Hard task I know but wow

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Goons: "It's a soulless shot for shot remake"

Also Goons: "They added in new subplots to try and make it different what the gently caress"

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The actress playing Mulan is anti Hong Kong though so gently caress that.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I haven't seen any of the trailers, but I'm kinda sad there's no dragon. I was wondering how they were going to replace Eddie Murphy. The idea of a tiny lil cgi dragon was kinda the only reason I was thinking of seeing the movie at all.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Humphreys posted:

That 'news video' might even be worse than the movie it's reporting on. Hard task I know but wow
You've seen the new Batman movie already? Are you from the future?

edit: You do realize that 1-minute screen test that was released wasn't the full movie, right?

Eh! Frank has a new favorite as of 15:01 on Feb 25, 2020

Crumps Brother
Sep 5, 2007

-G-
Get Equipped with
Ground Game

Aphrodite posted:

The actress playing Mulan is anti Hong Kong though so gently caress that.
I totally get what you're saying and I'm on board with that. But it's also important to note that the actress playing Mulan probably doesn't wish to be murdered by her government and on a slightly related note the actress playing Mulan has also made a copy/pasted tweet that's anti Hong Kong. If she's done more than that then whatever point I'm trying to make is going to be invalid and yeah gently caress that. However, sometimes people that are perfectly safe with their opinions forget that others and their family might not be.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Phy posted:

Adam West was the best Batman.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Krispy Wafer posted:

It was probably this thread, but someone broke down the ballroom dance in Batman Returns between Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle and it’s an incredibly well shot and acted scene.

Batman Returns is a legit great movie in every technical sense. Like, when you look at the movies that came out that year Batman Returns really did deserve nominations for cinematography, production design, and costumes. But because it was a sequel to a Batman movie, it just got a few token nominations for special effects and makeup design.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Krispy Wafer posted:

Michael Keaton was the best Batman.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I haven't seen any of the trailers, but I'm kinda sad there's no dragon. I was wondering how they were going to replace Eddie Murphy. The idea of a tiny lil cgi dragon was kinda the only reason I was thinking of seeing the movie at all.

They show a dragon in the trailer.

It's a quick shot after her father asks the ancestors to protect her. But there will be a dragon. The fact they haven't shown more means it is really awful or really awesome.

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...

Krispy Wafer posted:

They show a dragon in the trailer.

It's a quick shot after her father asks the ancestors to protect her. But there will be a dragon. The fact they haven't shown more means it is really awful or really awesome.

That's not a dragon. They've said there is no dragon, that's a phoenix.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Krispy Wafer posted:

They show a dragon in the trailer.

It's a quick shot after her father asks the ancestors to protect her. But there will be a dragon. The fact they haven't shown more means it is really awful or really awesome.

That's a phoenix, duder. The trailer even starts off with the dad explaining its importance to Mulan.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
I thought it was just a feathery Mushu.

Now I'm bummed.

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I poo poo on the floor aaaaaaaaq

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