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If you keep all your orifices filled with beans, the virus will not have a point of entry.
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SKULL.GIF posted:https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1232364534783979523 I'm actually quite shocked that there aren't more US infections so far, I'd think there would be at least 3X as many
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kopasetic posted:definitely didn’t see this “doomsday cult spreads boomer plague across the globe” storyline coming The lord hath spoken
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Golli posted:She seemed to imply that all beans were equal, and I'm not buying it. the best bean is the bean you have w you
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Lol I work with hundreds of people daily and have no leave. :-)
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greasy canned fish like sardines and mackeral make for a hardy and nutrient rich hoarding stock
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm actually quite shocked that there aren't more US infections so far, I'd think there would be at least 3X as many it's not like there's an active effort to test for them, we have an active flu season ongoing and early symptoms are identical to the regular flu, and states like florida are flat out refusing to report
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RGB gets sick and dies. Bernie gets sick and dies. Bloomberg with Pete VP are last second democratic candidates. Trump uses military to lock down largest cities, suppressing voting in largest blue population areas. loving Cyberpunk 2077 gets delayed.
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm actually quite shocked that there aren't more US infections so far, I'd think there would be at least 3X as many I'm actually shocked that NYC doesn't have any reported cases, its almost eerie.
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Feldegast42 posted:We really need to get a goon approved list of poo poo you need to stock up on oil, salt, beans, rice, vegetables, toilet paper, menstrual products
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kidkissinger posted:my dad is getting all wound up about this and doing a lot of prep. how can i prepare just in case this ends up becoming an issue in the US? https://mobile.twitter.com/theonion/status/1229280590937120768
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If they really wanted to protect themselves, I would see n95's on the ears and specifically covering the butthole
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SKULL.GIF posted:it's not like there's an active effort to test for them, we have an active flu season ongoing and early symptoms are identical to the regular flu, and states like florida are flat out refusing to report The test costs like $3000 No one in the US is going to get it until they're in a hospital and hooked up to an IV
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hmm, wonder how long the virus can hang around on stuff and still infect people? All those people processing, handling, and packaging meat, food, fast food, etc.
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CodeJanitor posted:hmm, wonder how long the virus can hang around on stuff and still infect people? Three days in ideal conditions.
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm actually quite shocked that there aren't more US infections so far, I'd think there would be at least 3X as many you'd be wrong there are at least 10x as many and probably at least 100x most cases of coronavirus are mild! almost every major city probably has mild/asymptomatic clusters already
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CodeJanitor posted:hmm, wonder how long the virus can hang around on stuff and still infect people? i sprayed all my deliveries with disinfectant, luckily it was all canned
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Korean Boomhauer posted:i just bought a ton of baked beans and a copy of cars 2 on dvd You're gonna make it
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Squizzle posted:oil, salt, beans, rice, vegetables, toilet paper, menstrual products also get some comfort stuff that's shelf stable. Some chips or something so you don't go crazy. Peanuts keep well and are very calorically dense. Tea, coffee and vodka all are great things to give some pizzaz to liquid. It's actually a survival tip to get tea in your 'essentials' bag when going hiking in the wilds even though it wastes space, being able to drink something hot and tasty is a good morale booster.
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the reported case in switzerland caught it in milan on february 15th
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Feldegast42 posted:We really need to get a goon approved list of poo poo you need to stock up on 
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succ posted:Lol I work with hundreds of people daily and have no leave. :-) 
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CodeJanitor posted:Bernie gets ftfy Don't put that poo poo into the world.  Bernie Sanders will live until his 101st birthday and will die peacefully surrounded by people who love him.
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I will be really disappointed if they don't have a coronavirus question in tonight's debate.
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm actually quite shocked that there aren't more US infections so far, I'd think there would be at least 3X as many I suspect that there are a fuckload of undetected cases, considering how similar the symptoms are to the flu.
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South Korea has run over 35000 tests America has run 426
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Am I going to die?
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MorrisBae posted:The test costs like $3000 My best friend's sister in law got tested in Florida after exhibiting flu symptoms. (It ended up being the flu)
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magiccarpet posted:South Korea has run over 35000 tests They charged some dude $5000 to run a test. I'm sure people are lining up to get tested.
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now think about how many trains and planes have departed milan (which isnt in lockdown even now) since feb 15th... yeah
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Chuka Umana posted:Am I going to die? That's right
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Chuka Umana posted:Am I going to die? 
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Feldegast42 posted:We really need to get a goon approved list of poo poo you need to stock up on weed, world of warcraft time cards and some canned pineapple and youll ride through this no problem pal
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rereading the news item the switzerland guy didnt actually catch it in milan but rather "near milan" were not all gonna die yet throwing my beans in the garbage
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Limerick posted:I suspect that there are a fuckload of undetected cases, considering how similar the symptoms are to the flu. There's gonna be a week where a lot of old people are suddenly dying of pneumonia just like in Italy. All these cases are gonna come at once rather than a slow drip.
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