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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Applebees Appetizer posted:

The General Lee would have kept going :colbert:

I know its a joke but the General Lee never kept going, since nearly every jump cracked the radiator and broke the car.

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Them Duke boys always had extra Generals Lee hidden in bushes around town.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

I knew it!

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


CommieGIR posted:

I know its a joke but the General Lee never kept going, since nearly every jump cracked the radiator and broke the car.

My favorite one of those was an earlier episode before they figured out balancing the stunt car so it didn’t nose down on landing, and I remember seeing the front fenders and hood buckle with the landing.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

CommieGIR posted:

I know its a joke but the General Lee never kept going, since nearly every jump cracked the radiator and broke the car.

What don't you dare ruin my childhood heroes you jerk :argh:

Cojawfee posted:

Them Duke boys always had extra Generals Lee hidden in bushes around town.

Lol

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Cojawfee posted:

Them Duke boys always had extra Generals Lee hidden in bushes around town.

Did Cooter maintain them?

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Colostomy Bag posted:

Did Cooter maintain them?

Well, yeah. Duh.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I always wondered why Cooter never made a move on Daisy I'd be all over that :v:

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


Darchangel posted:

My favorite one of those was an earlier episode before they figured out balancing the stunt car so it didn’t nose down on landing, and I remember seeing the front fenders and hood buckle with the landing.

That's literally in the show's intro montage for a split second! (if I remember right)

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I am getting a very strong urge to lowball this.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplac...%20Dump%20Truck

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

As long as the VIN tag is in there somewhere.....Dump Truck of Theseus

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Applebees Appetizer posted:

As long as the VIN tag is in there somewhere.....Dump Truck of Theseus

"Dump Truck of Trash-r-us" would make a great commercial waste removal service name... that nobody that needs use of would understand.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I always wondered why Cooter never made a move on Daisy I'd be all over that :v:

Felt bad for Enis. Always in the friend zone.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I always wondered why Cooter never made a move on Daisy I'd be all over that :v:
Thinking ahead. No scandal to come back to bite him when he ran for office.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

InitialDave posted:

Thinking ahead. No scandal to come back to bite him when he ran for office.

This is a top quality post.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

InitialDave posted:

Thinking ahead. No scandal to come back to bite him when he ran for office.

How is Daisy a scandal? Dudes would be Hi Fiving him for that, it would be a highlight of his career :v:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Applebees Appetizer posted:

How is Daisy a scandal? Dudes would be Hi Fiving him for that, it would be a highlight of his career :v:

Boss Hogg would leverage it in his political ads.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/yhh9Qux.mp4

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

There has got to be more to this fantastical failure.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





CommieGIR posted:

There has got to be more to this fantastical failure.

I'd bet you could recreate it at your local hobby shop :v:

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

IOwnCalculus posted:

I'd bet you could recreate it at your local hobby shop :v:

drat, hopes lost.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Horrible RC Failures

:v:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


BitBasher posted:

That's literally in the show's intro montage for a split second! (if I remember right)

Season 1 intro first jump is close. The one at the end is pretty hard, but the one I'm thinking of was over a stream or river.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6fSEf6tnG4

I think the one I remember is the landing for the second jump (the one over the river/stream) shown in the intro (which *landing* is not shown) in the 3rd /4th season intro. It's a much harder landing, with the car approaching a 45-degree Fahrenheit :haw: angle.
10 seconds in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SOOKL_h8p8&t=10s


Just saw that on Imgur.
I'm impressed by how realistic the suspension action is.

edit:
I don't see the specific one I'm thinking of here (I *think* it was the episode with Cale Yarborough), but there are plenty of massive hits:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwqXjTaOBAw
I love how many landings don't match the jump, but at the same time how many they left the hoods buckling and trunks opening in. Depended ion season, I imaging. Also how many had the car forward of the front wheels conveniently out of frame.

Darchangel fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Feb 28, 2020

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

John Schneider said they jumped about two cars every episode and each time they were totaled, so about 280 minimum General Lees were destroyed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NayLSPII8uI

Pretty interesting stuff

Applebees Appetizer fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Feb 28, 2020

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
John Schneider's YT channel is great, all sorts of interesting minutiae about DoH.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I always wondered why Cooter never made a move on Daisy I'd be all over that :v:

She wasn't his cousin.

STR posted:

Some manuals will do the same thing.

Mine does that when its cold out. I even asked about it a while back in the stupid questions thread. Finally found out what that is.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

John Schneider said they jumped about two cars every episode

I don't recall them ever totaling Daisy Duke, tho?

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

InitialDave posted:

John Schneider's YT channel is great, all sorts of interesting minutiae about DoH.
The VINwiki channel has had a few recent videos about DoH cars as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_BDOjfDuyA

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

CommieGIR posted:

There has got to be more to this fantastical failure.

Edit: Until I noticed there's no engine, I totally bought it:

Based on the 93 YJ I used to have, my assumption was 3" or more body lift. Every single body mount on mine needed to be rewelded because those tall rear end lift pucks overstress all the metal around them. IIRC there are 11 mounts on a YJ, and 6 of mine were completely broken through the tub. The rest had caused enough damage that they needed to be cut out and new metal welded in.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Feb 28, 2020

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

PainterofCrap posted:

I am getting a very strong urge to lowball this.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplac...%20Dump%20Truck

I've never seen a rusted-through valve cover before.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Pomp and Circumcized posted:

I've never seen a rusted-through valve cover before.
I have. Its not common anymore now that they're mostly plastic, but going through junkyards back in the late 80s + and seeing all the malaise era poo poo in there, they were everywhere.



I want to believe this is fake.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

It's fake, I swear the hand and tool is photoshopped in. My money's on the rim being broken by slamming into a curb, you can see the chowdered up metal near the bead. Before towing it off they rolled the tire over and snapped a photo. Then some clever individual decided to jazz things up with the power tool.

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

I mean, there’s basically zero chance that lovely grinder will cut through a whole wheel, so...

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

xzzy posted:

It's fake, I swear the hand and tool is photoshopped in. My money's on the rim being broken by slamming into a curb, you can see the chowdered up metal near the bead. Before towing it off they rolled the tire over and snapped a photo. Then some clever individual decided to jazz things up with the power tool.

Oh yeah, you can also see the torn up road.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

And the cutting disc looks brand new.

Being a HF disc, it'll be missing chunks (which probably landed in someone's safety squints) within 30 seconds.

snugglz
Nov 12, 2004
moist sod for your hogan
and all the spokes still attached to the hub are different lengths

we could keep going, but it’s fake.

really I posted to chime in that I saw a virtually identical tire/rim, sheered off spokes and all, on the far LH side of the I-5 in San Diego the other day. I wondered how far it rolled for the tow truck/cops/car’s owner to have not taken it along with the rest of their (presumably) hosed car

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
Yeah, it's certainly fake, it's also a mechanical failure of some sort

When I get on good internet again I've got a picture of what is either a mechanical failure or insurance fraud to share

EvenWorseOpinions fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Mar 5, 2020

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
It's not a mechanical failure but there's certainly enough potential here for a disaster. Click for big.





I replied with "Oh gently caress no you are absolutely mental. I wouldn't be within 100 feet of that death contraption."

Beach Bum fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Mar 5, 2020

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Beach Bum posted:

It's not a mechanical failure but there's certainly enough potential here for a disaster. Click for big.





I replied with "Oh gently caress no you are absolutely mental. I wouldn't be within 100 feet of that death contraption."

this is like a physics net force test question...but all crazy.

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