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It's like a regular Bible, but Canadian.
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Feb 27, 2020 20:53
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May 15, 2024 04:02
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Let there be Light, eh?
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Feb 27, 2020 20:53
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- google THIS
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When you pray, do not be like the hosers in the synagogue...
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Feb 27, 2020 22:55
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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in the traditional candadian faith the baby jesus is replaced by caillou
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Feb 27, 2020 23:08
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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in the traditional candadian faith the baby jesus is replaced by caillou
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Feb 27, 2020 23:16
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- Sepharo
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EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER!
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Feb 27, 2020 23:28
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Feb 27, 2020 23:47
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- Yinlock
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"truly i tell you - one of you will betray me, one who is eating with me." they were saddened, and one by one they said "surely you don't mean me?"
"you're right, it was wrong of me to jump to conclusions, sorry"
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Feb 27, 2020 23:47
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lmao
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Feb 28, 2020 00:03
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- Yinlock
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Feb 28, 2020 00:08
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- the unabonger
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its a bible made entirely of denim
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Feb 28, 2020 00:15
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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okay this is loving with me I don't get it is it some sort of reference to the acadian flag?
he's just a boy who's four & each day he grows some more
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Feb 28, 2020 00:27
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*student arechaeologists in the year 3000* "this appears to be a holy text... as you can there's numerous references to god. but what is this material its made of?"
*professor archaeologist walks up* "that, my friends is denim. Thats what we call a canadian bible."
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Feb 28, 2020 00:29
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- alnilam
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And just remember: if the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you holy
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Feb 28, 2020 00:46
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- Yinlock
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And just remember: if the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you holy
coyote peterson 7:12
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Feb 28, 2020 01:58
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god tests job's politeness
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Feb 28, 2020 02:15
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the romans apologizing to Jesus Christ of Nazareth as they staple him to a toboggan
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Feb 28, 2020 03:11
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- Macnult
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the entirety of the bible narrated by some farmhand in alberta
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Feb 28, 2020 03:51
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- Macnult
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he was walking from over yonder to Bethel. some kids started giving him a hard time, making fun of him for being bald — pretty rude if you ask me. Elisha wasn’t having any of it, and i don’t blame him. thought he was telling them to gently caress outta here until he mentioned the big man. suddenly two female moose came out of the woods and just like that the whole town had to clean up 42 dead hosers.
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Feb 28, 2020 03:59
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- Yinlock
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and God said to Jonah "hey go tell these assholes that I'm mad at them" and Jonah replied "alright" and did so and everything was fine
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Feb 28, 2020 04:24
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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he was walking from over yonder to Bethel. some kids started giving him a hard time, making fun of him for being bald — pretty rude if you ask me. Elisha wasn’t having any of it, and i don’t blame him. thought he was telling them to gently caress outta here until he mentioned the big man. suddenly two female moose came out of the woods and just like that the whole town had to clean up 42 dead hosers.
Hahaha
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Feb 28, 2020 04:25
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Jesus got real cheesed off at those moneylenders and tellin' 'em to hose off. Geeze. It's my dad's house after all.
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Feb 28, 2020 07:13
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The tribes of Israel wandering the tundra for 40 years in conversation vans.
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Feb 28, 2020 07:22
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- Mr. Bones
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ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
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Here, take some Timbits, for it is my body, eh? Judas is headin' over to the LCBO to pick up some more of my blood if you guys want any.
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Feb 28, 2020 07:51
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Kane pulled Abel's hockey jersey over his face and threw several haymakers into his brother's midsection.
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Feb 28, 2020 10:08
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