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Tiggum posted:Incorrect. Alanis Morissette posted:And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well, isn't this nice?" Am I remembering wrong or did the engine driver in Snowpiercer say "nice" when it all went pear-shaped?
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Tiggum posted:Incorrect. Oh yeah, I guess all the verses as a whole are not, but then one tiny sentence is. Is this song like a triple level troll or what? I mean, if it was made like that entirely on purpose it would be genius.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 09:53 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:That's just being a millennial. so, *highly* ironic
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 10:04 |
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Peanut Butler posted:so, *highly* ironic
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 10:18 |
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It's dramatic irony, you dipshits. You know, the thing everybody actually means when they use the word "ironic"
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 14:23 |
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RandomFerret posted:It's dramatic irony, you dipshits. You know, the thing everybody actually means when they use the word "ironic" Dramatic irony is when a situation or circumstance is known to the audience or reader, but unknown to the character, causing the character's words or actions to take on a new, often contradictory meaning. For example, you calling someone a dipshit for being wrong about the definition of irony, WHEN IN FACT IT IS YOU SIR THAT IS WRONG ABOUT THE DEFINITION OF IRONY, GOOD DAY. I SAID GOOD DAY.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 14:31 |
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SUCK MY JAGGED LITTLE PILL
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 14:47 |
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You live, you learn, eh?
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 15:58 |
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Re: Planters Nuts' new mascot, Baby Nut:Sunswipe posted:Just typical of the double standard in the legal system. A major corporation has a Baby Nut and it's all fine, the lead singer of the Lost Prophets has one and goes to jail for it.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 16:57 |
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Plastik posted:Re: Planters Nuts' new mascot, Baby Nut: It will never not be too soon to make jokes about that.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 17:14 |
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RandomFerret posted:It's dramatic irony, you dipshits. You know, the thing everybody actually means when they use the word "ironic" I have to assume you’re doing this on purpose.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 17:14 |
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Maybe she meant ironic in the sense of what the general population considers ironic to mean, and it's just a silly song meant to entertain people for a few minutes. The assumption in my thesis is that she wrote that song to appeal to regular people instead assholes afflicted with terminal pedanticitis so I might be wrong.
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Jedit posted:It will never not be too soon to make jokes about that.
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 17:29 |
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Jedit posted:It will never not be too soon to make jokes about that. Pastry of the Year posted:Yeah, I was sorely torn about a mild probation for that joke's sheer tastelessness, but in the end I just had to admire the timing and the loving audacity of it. o7
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 19:46 |
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Plastik posted:Re: Planters Nuts' new mascot, Baby Nut:
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 20:09 |
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Jedit posted:It will never not be too soon to make jokes about that. you're not wrong but god drat
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# ? Feb 28, 2020 23:28 |
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Browsing old threads:JediTalentAgent posted:A strange thing about Columbo: It had increasingly unrelated (literally) spin off. BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:This thread brings up Columbo, like every 30 pages; inevitably followed by someone mentioning the existence of Mrs. Columbo and I'm not sure what I have to do to get the 1st part without the 2nd. The Missing Link posted:It's like anytime someone mentions Super Mario Bros 2 someone inevitably says "In japan, it's known as Doki Doki panic." You just have to accept that it's going to happen. John Murdoch posted:A strange thing about Doki Doki Panic, it had an increasingly unrelated spinoff called Mrs. Doki Doki Panic.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 02:37 |
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HelleSpud posted:https://imgur.com/gallery/iW04kkR babyeatingpsychopath posted:The Hills Have Eyes of sistered joists. Cousined joists, perhaps. Brother-mothered joists? HelleSpud posted:Those joists can rule Spain or win the AKC
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 02:37 |
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Amoeba102 posted:He don't mind stealing bread, he's the mouse of decadence.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 04:53 |
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Rockbear posted:When my ES Deklynne was 5, we were at a family gathering, and my sister suggested that we let all the kids play with crayons while the adults socialized. Innocent enough, I thought.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 13:35 |
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Maya Fey posted:is there a stream of stupid bullshit to get mad at i can watch like the msnbc one last week Calibanibal posted:yeah just click the '?' below your avatar
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 15:40 |
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That thread is usually the most depressing thing but this made me guffaw out loud.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 16:27 |
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Admiral Joeslop posted:No, no, the strap on goes on the OTHER side.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 17:23 |
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Griefor posted:I once read a text online about how the song Ironic doesn't contain a single example of actual irony. But that fact itself is ironic. The popup video for it used to end with that one.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 17:56 |
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Pie Colony posted:there's a presumably adult male in here that doesn't know how to pee. lmao Fellatio del Toro posted:its not hard lol, just poke a little hole in the balls and squeeze it out
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 03:36 |
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Okay. But what if the red piss just keeps coming out? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 04:13 |
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Paladinus posted:Okay. But what if the red piss just keeps coming out? Asking for a friend. Look at this dipshit who's got a bro on their first ball dribble who doesn't instinctively imbibe the sacred iron nectar
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 04:17 |
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Let's enjoy some cute animals and terrible puns:evobatman posted:The pen test on our server room failed. Sickening posted:Is that an otter? iospace posted:Wondering that same thing. evobatman posted:It is indeed an otter. D. Ebdrup posted:Would you now say you know one an otter? nexxai posted:booooooooooooooooo
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 05:23 |
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Love me a good Temple of the Dog reference
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 05:49 |
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Rookie mistake. Poke a hole and the pee will go everywhere. The superior technique is to snip a corner.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 07:34 |
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Platystemon posted:Rookie mistake. I just flip it over and jab the straw in the bottom. ... What were we talking about?
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 10:19 |
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look out here comes my balls
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 14:26 |
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Krankenstyle posted:look out here comes my balls mr t has been paged to the front desk
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 14:57 |
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Talking about 9/11Senior Woodchuck posted:It's as far removed from my daughter's birth as the Kennedy assassination was from mine. Gripweed posted:hosed up that two generations are so defined by the crimes of the Bush family
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 16:28 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I went to a taco festival that’s held in the parking lot at a driving range today. You need to walk half a mile from the event parking to get there. A huge group decided that they could just park in a field that the map said was closer. Blue Moonlight posted:Maybe if we made more Americans crawl through barbed wire for tacos, we’d have better immigration policy towards Mexico.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 23:52 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I wish everything in my life made me horny instead of just most things.
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 02:07 |
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OwlFancier posted:1. of course the french have parquet flooring in the bathroom Inceltown posted:Point two is very normal in France and they have a long history of this happening.
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 02:13 |
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Platystemon posted:Rookie mistake. This only works in Canada.
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# ? Mar 2, 2020 04:55 |
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:This only works in Canada. This made me yell HA in what I can only describe as a Sexy Nelson voice.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:This made me yell HA in what I can only describe as a Sexy Nelson voice.
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