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GABA ghoul posted:Saw some lady panic buying three mega packs of toilet paper at Lidl today. Three mega packs? This lady is like a little child, watch this: https://i.imgur.com/wQFoz4B.mp4
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: seriously, what is it with panic and toilet paper? The shelves are still full of poo poo that is infinitely more valuable and critical and all you can focus on is toilet paper?
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just wipe your rear end with your hand, and then wash it. it's not that bad, honestly, once you get used to it.
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mike12345 posted:just wipe your rear end with your hand, and then wash it. it's not that bad, honestly, once you get used to it. 
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This clip must be posted now. It is known https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58kRH-CksYo
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mike12345 posted:just wipe your rear end with your hand, and then wash it. it's not that bad, honestly, once you get used to it. That sounds both dumb and unhygienic, I dunno On the other hand, our company uses paper so rough it sometimes makes my rear end bleed, so I'd be open to a better solution. Like, sometimes I'm asking myself if the old Roman method of using soft sponges on a stick wouldn't be better. Of course, regularly washing and rinsing that rear end sponge would probably use more water than the paper method, so it's not exactly a 100% environmentally friendly way of keeping your rear end clean. Still sounds more appealing then just straight up going Stone Age Central
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ftfy. Also reminds me of trying to get a Medion PC in ca. 2000 
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System Metternich posted:ftfy. Also reminds me of trying to get a Medion PC in ca. 2000 Kinda convenient to be outside the country right now. Happy to serve as the Deutschlandfaden's designated survivor.
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One of the actual useful things running out first here was hand sanitizer so get some while there are still some
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BabyFur Denny posted:One of the actual useful things running out first here was hand sanitizer so get some while there are still some  It's time for some business.
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All these people stocking up on toilet papers aren't thinking ahead. Just buy all fiber-based food so every poop is a ghost poop that needs no toilet paper to begin with, it is so easy Alternativily, just buy a billion plastic bag to strap to your rear end, both to catch poop and to cover it instead of needing to clean yourself after every toilet visit. You are safe when running water gets shut down too, no need to flush just chuck the bags out the window
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Just got back from the grocery store and man, panic-buyers are legit making me nervous.  Pasta, rice, canned vegetables, soups (canned and dry packets), tomato sauce, frozen dinners were all nearly sold out. Hand sanitizer obviously been gone for awhile, most hand soaps also gone.
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Weird, while buying my hamsters I noticed nothing amiss. Is the north just generally much more chill? Well, if people go full panic, I have more than 14d of supplies at home anyway. I noticed the local REWE is stocking 1L Danish yogurt again so I hamsterkäuft the gently caress out of it. 
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What’s a Danish yoghurt?
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Zwille posted:What’s a Danish yoghurt? All white, low fat, no taste.
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The Danes just have dairy figured out. It's yogurt, but objectively better.
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Randler posted:All white, low fat, no taste. 
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 graphic design is my passion (and absurd facial hair too, by the looks of it)
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Randler posted:All white, low fat, no taste.  Zwille posted:What’s a Danish yoghurt?
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Antigravitas posted:The Danes just have dairy figured out. It's yogurt, but objectively better. Even small Danish stores have at least 10 different kinds of yoghurt. 0,1%, 0,5%, 1,5% and 3,5% yoghurts and the same amount of A38 acidophilus variants, "tykmælk", ymer, ylette, skyr, as well as organic and flavored versions of each. And of course multiple variants of Greek/Turkish style yoghurt. And drinking yoghurt. We really like soured milk products.
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However, Yoghurt is Turkish and the best yoghurt can be bought in hillariously oversized tubs in Eurogida/Bol or some other Turkish supermarket, where you can get so many different fat grades and varieties that you could approximate any continuous function by a linear combination of yoghurt tubs fattage grades. Indeed, if you do not have a Turkish supermarket of adequate size, you are of course an uncultured swine missing out on the good things in life by living in a garbage city. Most likely, you also like low quality "blackened" olives in 200g glasses for 5€ a pop instead of getting a months supply of superior, fresh and high quality olives for the same price, or buy little batches of parsley and mint, mostly stalks, in environment unfriendly plastic tubs, instead of having your local Turkish Abi literally hoist a full garden worth of fresh herbage in your shopping cart, and then some more while you aren't looking. Haramstufe Rot fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Feb 29, 2020 |
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Welp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zrHs3dv7LQ /edit: Of course, she's a holocaust denier  https://www.zdf.de/politik/frontal-21/nach-dem-anschlag-in-halle-100.html Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 14:10 on Feb 29, 2020 |
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Welp Well, then she won't be taking the world by storm, at least not in Germany. She would be arrested and then send back home the minute she left her plane
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Libluini posted:Well, then she won't be taking the world by storm, at least not in Germany. She would be arrested and then send back home the minute she left her plane Uh, home is Germany for her.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Welp Watching a new baby ghoul being born into the world. Isn't nature beautiful? e: now I'm imagining Höcke standing on some hill in Eisenhüttenstadt and holding her up over the desolate hellscape while the Lion King music plays in the background GABA ghoul fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Feb 29, 2020 |
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Libluini posted:Well, then she won't be taking the world by storm, at least not in Germany. She would be arrested and then send back home the minute she left her plane Why would the Verfaschungsschutz turn away one of their kin?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Uh, home is Germany for her. We don't want criminals here, off with her head! Antigravitas posted:Why would the Verfaschungsschutz turn away one of their kin? The Verfassungsschutz isn't tasked with hunting criminals who openly flaunt our laws, so I don't know why you brought them up?
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Because they're the ones protecting openly criminal Nazis from law enforcement.
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GABA ghoul posted:
Can someone do the needful?
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https://twitter.com/Lea3199/status/1233760056824487936 https://twitter.com/thorsten_winter/status/1233770915810467840 https://twitter.com/_Stefan_mit_f/status/1233770864967081985 https://twitter.com/rickyschwinn/status/1233760555388874753 https://twitter.com/zePiz_/status/1233762188264968193 https://twitter.com/Mellows98/status/1233765003276247041 https://twitter.com/DomiSchuMuc/status/1233754763944177664
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Randler posted:All white, low fat, no taste. Ahhh, Sereri posted:Nothing, what's a Danish yoghurt with you? lol https://twitter.com/copiis/status/1233413065372241921?s=21 Imagine living several weeks on senseo coffee Zwille fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Feb 29, 2020 |
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Is that 300€ worth of Senseo or how did he pay 400€ for Ja! Reis and Economy bags of pasta?
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Reporting in from Hamburg, things haven't gotten quite that bad yet, but the canned goods shelf was noticeably depleted, too. Also saw a couple of shoppers with latex gloves, not like those are gonna be too much help.
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"Reporting" from München, absolutely no Prepper-Idiotie whatsoever so far
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Duzzy Funlop posted:"Reporting" from München, absolutely no Prepper-Idiotie whatsoever so far People who can afford Munich rents are too rich to ever think a "foreign" disease could affect them. Bavaria just gonna steal whatever they need from the other Länder, as usual.
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Nobody in Ulm cares extremely including me
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