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Why is that Bith wasting his time as a jedi? He should be put there making jizz. Smooth jizz, acid jizz, contemporary jizz, all types of jizz. Get out there and fill everyone's ears with jizz.
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Jedi are only cool as underdogs in a universe that doesn't believe in the force and barely remembers them. As superhero space cops they're pretty lame.
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It's a book and comic thing (so far) anyway, no TV or movies.
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muscles like this! posted:The description I read for this made it seem like it isn't a remake and instead will be a continuation of the story while also dealing with the fact that the original place that he haunted no longer exists. So this is what currently stands at Clybourne and Halstead, at the very north end of the Cabrini-Green area:  It's a big fat mall/luxury apartment complex. Ironically, the Arclight Chicago makes its home there, so people who don't know much about Chicago's history will probably go to see the new Candyman there and either realize halfway through the movie exactly where it's taking place (i.e. literal blocks from where they are) or they won't and they'll continue to live their lives totally clueless. They even filmed in some of the older, no longer habitable rowhouses that are still around.
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maybe he still haunts the area and kills everyone in the mall
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Peanut President posted:maybe he still haunts the area and kills everyone in the mall He is forever enslaved to a Sears or a JC Penneys.
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Colostomy Bag posted:He is forever enslaved to a Sears or a JC Penneys. there's actually a Target on the former site of one of the high-rises so that would be most accurate. now i really want a scene of Tony Todd in full Candyman getup just ripping poo poo through a Target full of bougie white people
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Gentrification has disrupted the Candyman’s murder sprees. Sad.
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I think that's literally what they're going for in this one.
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Spotted in the Things Boomers Like thread. Bonzo posted:Coming soon
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Ziggy Stardust: Monster Hunter
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Dillbag posted:Paul WS Anderson is a hack that somehow made 2 decent movies and a poo poo ton of crap What's the second after Event Horizon?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:What's the second after Event Horizon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlzzD- 
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The video appears to be unavailable in America, but I'm going to assume it was a link to the Mortal Kombat theme song. In addition to that and Event Horizon, I remember liking Soldier well enough.
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I haven't seen Mortal Kombat in years but I remember being bored out of mind whenever I wasn't laughing.
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Sir Kodiak posted:The video appears to be unavailable in America, but I'm going to assume it was a link to the Mortal Kombat theme song. Soldier was cool
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Kwanzaa Quickie posted:Soldier was cool Resident Evil was fine for its time. I saw soldier in the theater and there was a ton of laughter from the audience at inappropriate times. MK was bad, I saw that in the theater too. My strongest memory was the laughter when the lights went down and someone stood up and screamed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8V7TwlYCt0
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That commercial is a pretty good approximation of how hype Mortal Kombat madness was. Christian grandmas were panicking because they thought the game was demonic and would steal your soul ffs. Anyway, the movie blows rear end for anyone watching it who isn't currently a 10-15 year old in the year 1995.
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Origami Dali posted:Anyway, the movie blows rear end for anyone watching it who isn't currently a 10-15 year old in the year 
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Does it have the loving theme? Because I'm tired of serious remakes that don't include the  themes.
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Don Gato posted:Does it have the loving theme? Because I'm tired of serious remakes that don't include the It fuckin’ better have the theme. All is for naught if it doesn’t.
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Marin Karin posted:The unnecessary need to modernize it already has me worried that they're missing MK's appeal is it's a love letter to 70's martial arts shlock. 10/10 post/username kombo.
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Was the Michael Jai White / Jeri Ryan MK webseries any good? I love me some James Lew but I fear I know the answer already.
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Dillbag posted:Was the Michael Jai White / Jeri Ryan MK webseries any good? I love me some James Lew but I fear I know the answer already. I thought it was just that one proof of concept video?
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I think after that they produced a cheapo web series that got released on DVD. I tried to watch it, but just found it boring.
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There’s nothing wrong with modernising the logo but this new one sucks. The curves are sloppy and there’s no glowing eye wtf. 
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spanky the dolphin posted:There’s nothing wrong with modernising the logo but this new one sucks. The curves are sloppy and there’s no glowing eye wtf. The eyes glow but it's subtle.
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The MSJ posted:The eyes glow but it's subtle. The eyes are literally the least glowing part of the entire dragon
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Inzombiac posted:I thought it was just that one proof of concept video? it's called Mortal Kombat Legacy and it got two seasons somehow.
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The idea is its a ancient tournament hence the old style logo :v
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Which, to be fair, is basically the Mortal Kombat aesthetic.
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Hey I don't even know if that teaser poster is real, (they literally just wrapped filming) I just grabbed whatever came up on google for a semi joke post. Film is produced by James Wan and the it's the first feature for commercial director Simon McQuoid. Screenplay by a newcomer too but story credits by two MK games series veterans for what ever that is worth. Based on all that? I'd say you have a good chance of getting the original theme in the film.
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Origami Dali posted:That commercial is a pretty good approximation of how hype Mortal Kombat madness was. Christian grandmas were panicking because they thought the game was demonic and would steal your soul ffs. Anyway, the movie blows rear end for anyone watching it who isn't currently a 10-15 year old in the year 1995. Actually the movie is still good
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FreudianSlippers posted:Which, to be fair, is basically the Mortal Kombat aesthetic. 
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