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EmesiS posted:I’m excited for the Miles High club, where you get all 4 jackets. Get your 4 jackets here. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...earchweb201603_
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 09:43 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 14:38 |
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Star Citizen: You could not make this poo poo up (and neither can Chris)
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 09:48 |
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Same here, i don't care to wait a decade or more if the level of fidelity is acheive, CIG never dissapointed us in the past 8 years so im prety confident, some people just need to put more faith in Chris Roberts. Own up, which one of you posted this?
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 10:56 |
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Dooguk posted:
Not me! I don't have alts. But its funny. I'd be tempted to say the way to troll them would be to do this sort of thing, making more and more outrageously fanboyish statements. But then you see there are fans already coming out with comments far crazier than I ever could. I was literally told the other day that i couldn't have the opinion that SC's graphics aren't unparalleled and that its a fact that no other game beats it for graphics. I mean, by all means hold the opinion that SC's graphics are the best, but when you move into the territory of saying no other game is as good or better, that's downright ret...iculated.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 12:50 |
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Sarsapariller posted:So Warframe's devs are cancelling their big con for the year or at least postponing it due to outbreak concerns. A whole bunch of game devs are doing this where possible, actually. Guess who's not, so far?
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 13:05 |
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They couldn't even make one copy of the jacket and photograph it to put on the store?
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 13:14 |
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"100% polyester" HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHADHASlkfjdtjspeorzfůllj
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 13:41 |
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Bofast posted:In fairness, the others are game devs. In actual fairness, canceling something in October is a bit of an overreaction right now.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 13:44 |
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Sanya Juutilainen posted:"100% polyester" It's for immersion, it simulates your chariots electronics malfunctioning as you get mad static shocks all day wearing it
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 13:59 |
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UnknownTarget posted:In actual fairness, canceling something in October is a bit of an overreaction right now. A good point edit: it's also more CIG's style to cancel things the day before Bofast fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Feb 29, 2020 |
# ? Feb 29, 2020 14:23 |
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they're making ~$100 in profit on these. and that's if they're not buying in bulk and getting a bigger discount.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 15:19 |
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"Rise above everyday fashion".
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 16:00 |
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In the game he's failing to make Chris Roberts will spend nearly a straight decade personally making sure every single jacket is absolutely wrong. When it comes to the actual real-world item, he's not involved. That's why they exist. Still ugly though. They should be advertising them with his contribution: "Chris Roberts: Original Concept"
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 16:25 |
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colonelwest posted:Well guys all of this Carrack hype and talk of a white paint job for $25, has finally pushed me over the edge. I am a Star Citizen now. I bought two Carracks, one for me and one for my soon to be Ukrainian wife. Unfortunately the potato harvest on her family farm was bad this year, so she can’t make it to the US for a few more months. But when she gets here, I can’t wait to do some couple’s touring in our matching white Carracks! Really, they were a bargain at only $1250.00. It’s much less than the money I’m sending each month to her via her brother Boris who lives in Russia, and what I’ve been spending on hair plugs, testosterone supplements, and various erectile dysfunction remedies. Anyway I can’t wait to show off all of my girls in the ‘verse! (Carracks and the new wife tehehe!) I offer financial domination for a low low price, but it may rise as I work with you and help you build a proper level of determination and confidence in your life.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 17:26 |
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Agony Aunt posted:When you try and challenge them on some things they will say they voted for it. Some day I'm waiting for the story to change wherein goons and Derek smart flooded the vote over the innocent backers, using subterfuge and lies to force CR to spend untold millions and many years of development because of goons being naughty and abusing a poor, innocent man just trying to make his dream game a reality.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 17:28 |
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UnknownTarget posted:In actual fairness, canceling something in October is a bit of an overreaction right now. in october we will already live in a postapocalyptic world after the coronaplague of 2020 which erased 80% of the human population. the only survivors will be the star citizen whales which received "vitamine" pills from chris, during the sales-dinner in germany last year and other star citizen backers (which did not leave their basement all year) most convention centers are then used to shelter the filthy, huddled masses (a.k.a. Elite Dangerous fans) while star citizen believers are the new rulings class occupying the mansions at the pacific palisades.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 18:29 |
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New, lazier, more appropriate version
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 18:36 |
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100 years later you will find this entry in the history books: the coronaplaque of 2020 was a blessing to humanity and formed society as we know today. before the "great stretchgoal of 2020" as we call it today, people were full of FUD and resentment. many people did not believe in chris and behold most did not even know sandi g., our beloved glitch gremlin. this is why 80% of humans were punished so that only the faithful may remain. before the "great server wipe", as we call it today, humanity was in a state of tier-0. animal-like distrustful cheapskates. a civilization in decay. people not willing to spend more then 20$ on a bomber jacket, in other words: a bunch of freeloaders. but the plague brough justice to them and only the generous raised from the apocalypse. and so was the plan: chris himself was protected by 12 shell companies, an impenetrable clutter even for this virus. also he immunized his biggest followers during the "great whale supper" in frankfurt germany in 2019. he did so by alternatingly coughing on their potatoes and also by handing out wonderpills disguised as vitemine supplements. the remaining backers were advised to not leave their basement for 5 years (except if they needed to visit their bank for extending their credit cards), an order which they accepted without objection. [and now i am too lazy to think about a conclusion of this fud-fiction ] BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Feb 29, 2020 |
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Deskelletonizaton
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 19:31 |
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Bumble He posted:100 years later you will find this entry in the history books: Pretty sure this concludes with the founding of the first Stimpire.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 19:37 |
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Ruled by God Chris Emperor, on his Throne Of Lies.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 20:23 |
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trucutru posted:New, lazier, more appropriate version
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 20:38 |
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Bumble He posted:in october we will already live in a postapocalyptic world after the coronaplague of 2020 which erased 80% of the human population. The sickening truths have been revealed only today
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 20:54 |
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colonelwest posted:Well guys all of this Carrack hype and talk of a white paint job for $25, has finally pushed me over the edge. I am a Star Citizen now. I bought two Carracks, one for me and one for my soon to be Ukrainian wife. Unfortunately the potato harvest on her family farm was bad this year, so she can’t make it to the US for a few more months. But when she gets here, I can’t wait to do some couple’s touring in our matching white Carracks! Really, they were a bargain at only $1250.00. It’s much less than the money I’m sending each month to her via her brother Boris who lives in Russia, and what I’ve been spending on hair plugs, testosterone supplements, and various erectile dysfunction remedies. Anyway I can’t wait to show off all of my girls in the ‘verse! (Carracks and the new wife tehehe!) My grandfather's 3rd wife was a mail-order bride. She actually made him happy, took care of him pretty drat well, and built herself a good career. So unlike Star Citizen, there's actually some chance you get what you're paying for with a mail-order bride. God drat is this game a scam.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 21:01 |
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K8.0 posted:My grandfather's 3rd wife was a mail-order bride. She actually made him happy, took care of him pretty drat well, and built herself a good career. So unlike Star Citizen, there's actually some chance you get what you're paying for with a mail-order bride. God drat is this game a scam. That's incredible. Star Citizen is life's only guaranteed scam, like all things Chris Roberts does. No wonder every publisher on the planet laughed him out of their offices.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 21:25 |
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The Titanic posted:You made the mistake of mentioning lunch. When you do these meetings just before lunch you will never end at lunch. The boss will always say "I know we're running over, if anybody needs to leave you can." And nobody leaves or says anything and the meeting continues until the end of lunch, where you have another meeting already scheduled so you just miss lunch. I feel the benefit of my actual "boss" being in another city and even then our meetings with him are extraordinarily rare. LUV to pay one hundred and twelve real dollars for 100% polyester
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 21:39 |
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Kikas posted:Ruled by God Chris Emperor, on his Throne Of Lies. I would like to see the photoshop of him and this or one of the alternate covers.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 21:55 |
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: Relatively new backer, but my choice back when this or Shroud of the Avatar came out was to go with Shroud of the Avatar. I followed the development of this game and if Shroud has shipped when they originally had intended, I would have kicked into this even earlier than I did, but it didn't. So, I just kept following the development of this game and once it reached a point where it seemed like momentum had been achieved and something "playable" was there. I bought a package and was immediately... disappointed. Took a 3 year, trying to play this game, break and instead just followed it as a back burner interest, until 3.8.1 and... Man, it was finally hitting the itches that I thought it was going to hit 3 years earlier. I have gone in to this, fully knowing what I am funding and what my funding means. So, even if they slip on dates, but continue to march forward, as they have this past 3 years... I will gladly toss them a few hundred a year. Continued... It released, it's fun, but I don't see myself constantly playing the game as much as I do and as long as I will, in this game. I did spend WAY to much in that game. Probably should sell my account and all the goodies while the selling is still good and... since the money is already gone... just throw it into this one. LOL At least it would bring me up to Concierge.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 23:27 |
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Open development can be harsh but please remember that Star Citizen is trying to achieve much more than any other game and that the Developers who work on it are passionate people that are trying their best to finish it. Let's be more supportive so that their passion will only grow. Top comments: We have been more than supportive, we just want transparency. We can be supportive and critical at the same time. I don't question their passion and their ability to pull this off. It's the lack of good communication that I have an issue with. Which doesnt mean they are right always, lets keep the honest criticism on, so they can keep excelence. It's gonna be a no from me, dawg. The issue isn't really with the working developer anyway. It's with their leadership. And I'm not for supporting them, until they can lead their people into practical results. Sure, they've made some amazing and cool poo poo, but as a consumer, I still have no meaningful change in gameplay mechanics after 7 years. We have ships with specific jobs they can't perform, equipped with stations with no meaningful functions. I'd be fine with the pace of jobs if they trickled out a bit more, but we still don't have proper cargo. So if they're going to keep building them game in this way, then they need to do a much better job in managing expectations. A roadmap doesn't let you just be hands off with your community. All we want is communication what the hell is with sq42 roadmap. Let's be supportive! What is the next ship? $ 400? $ 500? $ 600? buy it! Vote negative for any comment that does not agree with the way CIG acts! Let's make them invisible! Everything is going well! One thing is having passion, the other is delivering what you have promised after getting millions of dollars. You must deliver the game some day. I already give them 3000 of my support... Now I would like to see them stop smiling at cameras, making cool videos and shows. Isn't it enough support ?... how much more support I have to give them to have playable state of the game? And don't go on me with APLHA, how I don't understand the development and have patience... I've been through all those white knights. It's the same song over and over every quarter. I want to see a playable APHA state of the game. It is sickening how this post absurdly implies that the criticism's intention is to attack those individuals personally and their passion! Criticism is vital for success.
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# ? Feb 29, 2020 23:48 |
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Big budget game development is not about passion. It's about management. Criticism is not going to make a competent manager incompetent. Citizens are so loving stupid.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 00:07 |
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Where's that long haired dude, Brian Cambers is it? Anyway they aren't smiling, they're laughing at ya! E: How smug does Lando look?
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 00:08 |
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[quote="Quavers" post="502892335"] /quote] A rare sighting of the now extinct Toastius gullibilium
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 00:09 |
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Quavers posted:Open development can be harsh but please remember that Star Citizen is trying to achieve much more than any other game ... It really isn't though, it's a really ambitious attempt to combine lots of different games into a super simulation. Ultimately it still has to exist in the realm of games, there still have to be the structures and experiences we expect from real actual games we buy and play. There is no game there and people have been convinced this is a good thing and will eventually result in a thing which is "game" elevated to the next level. There is obviously no evidence such a thing is coming and in fact all of the actual evidence reveals that Star Citizen contains 0% of a game and maybe 25% of whatever bullshit it's trying to be.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 00:14 |
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colonelwest posted:I have the vivid image in my mind of a Citizen dying decades from now while waiting for the game to release, and being entombed in their SC themed basement sim-pit, as an aged group of a dozen of their surviving org mates gather at Olisar and play taps over the in-game voice channel. One of them turns on FOIP to try to display their emotional anguish, and is instantly deskeletonized as the server crashes.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 01:25 |
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Quavers posted:Open development can be harsh but please remember that Star Citizen is trying to achieve much more than any other game and that the Developers who work on it are passionate people that are trying their best to finish it. Let's be more supportive so that their passion will only grow. This many people and all there is to show for is the buggy mess called
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 02:10 |
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Baby persistence seems to be having a tantrum. Some guys are losing creds, some losing stuff. And at least one guy is just alternating... quote:Was there a reset over night?
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 02:22 |
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:[quote="Quavers" post="502892335"] unless this is a very rascist joke, that's not toast/moma
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 04:15 |
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Dementropy posted:: Oh my, giving yourself the choice of either SC or SotA... this guy knows how to pick them! And sounds like he didn't learn his lesson with SotA. There's no helping some people.
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# ? Mar 1, 2020 05:39 |
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Agony Aunt posted:Oh my, giving yourself the choice of either SC or SotA... this guy knows how to pick them! Suckers and their money and all that
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I'm just visiting from the addiction/recovery thread to make myself feel better. What's Clifford in for now?
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