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Bip Roberts posted:Academic conferences are good for developing professional relationships with people in your field, getting super drunk with people in your field, sometimes hearing a talk that you think you can rip off or getting wind that you're getting scooped. Sometimes someone cares about your talk, no one cares about your poster. Also viciously gossiping about your peers. If you're in a more technical field, foreign companies send through employees to photograph each poster.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:14 |
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Tei posted:tsundere corona-chan Yandere Simulator getting out of control with this DLC
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:14 |
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Oh hey I have a doctors appointment in that area this afternoon. It was an honor to post with you all.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:17 |
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I love how yall think Pence is gonna die of this poo poo and not get bionic lung transplants because he's theoretically important and rich
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:17 |
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MYYYY CORONA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR2JtsVumFA
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:18 |
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Nothus posted:Also viciously gossiping about your peers. I work at a domestic company and we 100% photograph posters.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:19 |
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sat on my keys! posted:People are trying to organize an all-online replacement for APS March Meeting this year, I hope it takes off. Even without corona every year there's a "March meeting plague" where half the conference gets sick because it turns out mixing 11,000 people from all over the world in a dry conference center is a great way to spread illness. Senior people (boomers) are against getting rid of the conference because they NEED to fly across the Atlantic to present their stuff or something. Older academics/business people have to fly and conference to rape different people than the ones they're normally used to raping.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:19 |
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Tei posted:tsundere corona-chan my brain is telling me no, but...
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:21 |
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Delthalaz posted:https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1234822447947558915?s=20 the constant getting hosed by horses made him immune, tragically
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:23 |
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Tei posted:tsundere corona-chan looks more like yandere corona-chan tbh.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:24 |
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Got an email announcement for the Senate hearing, didn’t see it in the thread. 1/2 hour late but the first half has been a slamming Trump. https://www.help.senate.gov/hearings/an-emerging-disease-threat-how-the-us-is-responding-to-covid-19-the-novel-coronavirus
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:26 |
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It's just a regular 0.5% rate cut. Don't worry, it's just the flu, bro. https://twitter.com/AliVelshi/status/1234856680904630279
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:28 |
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a lot of people, including g myself, know what Yandere is. very disturbing
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:29 |
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Nocturtle posted:Also it would be great if this pandemic can kill the super dumb academic conference model where everyone flies in from all over the world to give a single 15 minute talk. Reliable video conferencing exists already. how will they cheat on their significant others if you cancel the only party that nerds get invited to?
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:32 |
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Relevant Tangent posted:how will they cheat on their significant others if you cancel the only party that nerds get invited to? loool
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:33 |
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Relevant Tangent posted:how will they cheat on their significant others if you cancel the only party that nerds get invited to? March Meeting is the only 11,000 person event I've been to where I never had to wait in line for a women's washroom. If you're a straight man trying to find a woman to hook up with at a condensed matter physics conference it's not really a target rich environment. There are quite a few people I know with physicist parents who were born in December, though...
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:34 |
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ITALY VACATION UPDATE It's canceled.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:35 |
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I hosed all 11000 of them
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:36 |
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just wanted to pop in and say lol San Antonio
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:38 |
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Hy_C posted:Got an email announcement for the Senate hearing, didn’t see it in the thread. 1/2 hour late but the first half has been a slamming Trump. Oh good they bring up Gillead and Remdesivir vaccine being ready in a year to year 1/2 only if clinical testing pans out.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:38 |
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please dark lord satan PLEASE have pence give trump coronavirus and have it tear through his blood/brain barrier like a CBP officer through underage immigrants
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:39 |
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Bo-Pepper posted:ITALY VACATION UPDATE cancel culture run amok
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:39 |
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i got drunk on corona last night to celebrate america's impending doom
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:39 |
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Bo-Pepper posted:ITALY VACATION UPDATE Bad idea Italia is awesome place, and is not like your $country will be virus free very long. Life is what happens while you wait for something.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:41 |
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Tei posted:Bad idea He'll have a lot of waiting to do when he's quarantined on the way back for several weeks, then has to find a new job once he gets fired.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:46 |
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Tei posted:Bad idea how long can you vacation before you become symptomatic? like 2-3 days tops? sounds like a good way to spend half your vacay dealing with sickness and then a big rear end flight with flu symptoms the whole way
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Hy_C posted:Got an email announcement for the Senate hearing, didn’t see it in the thread. 1/2 hour late but the first half has been a slamming Trump. senators delaying lunch with VP
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:49 |
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https://twitter.com/into_the_brush/status/1234685467682979840 Someone chronicled their process of getting tested. RadiRoot fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Mar 3, 2020 |
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like I prob won’t stop doing gym stuff because I figure I will get it eventually anyway but I don’t think anyone wants to waste vacation bucks and time on “coming down with coronavirus” no matter how many “live laugh love” products they have scattered around their dwelling
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:51 |
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Marzzle posted:how long can you vacation before you become symptomatic? like 2-3 days tops? sounds like a good way to spend half your vacay dealing with sickness and then a big rear end flight with flu symptoms the whole way just bring your vacation home to share with your friends and coworkers
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:51 |
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https://twitter.com/gelles/status/1234868681127190529
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:53 |
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Tei posted:USA is massivelly underfunding this, or they don't want to work on the problem Trump doesn't think we have a corona virus problem in the US and one of the central themes of the Trump presidency is Trump is never wrong, ever. Large scale testing simply will not happen until enough people die that Trump changes his mind that corona virus is actually a problem because testing will make it look like Trump is wrong and there is simply no upside to Trump being wrong as far as the upper levels of the administration are concerned right now because it's not obvious to every day people that he is wrong yet. We are so hosed. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Mar 3, 2020 |
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Bip Roberts posted:just bring your vacation home to share with your friends and coworkers giving my inexplicably anachronistic vacation slide show to friends and family while sweating and coughing and laying VIRAL PLUMES all over the viewing area
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:54 |
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There Bias Two posted:He'll have a lot of waiting to do when he's quarantined on the way back for several weeks, then has to find a new job once he gets fired.
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:56 |
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Three Olives posted:Trump doesn't think we have a corona virus problem in the US and one of the central themes of the Trump presidency is Trump is never wrong, ever. it’s like Chernobyl but instead of a country obsessed with not being embarrassed, it’s a president (and administration)
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:56 |
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The last one is BY FAR the loving worst because it has that awful loving morning radio show "constant laughing at how clever we are" thing going on. Anyone who likes that poo poo needs to be dragged into the street and given corona
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:58 |
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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# ? Mar 3, 2020 16:59 |
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I made the my Corona joke weeks ago where's my YouTube
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pathetic little tramp posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDc_6KRaX6Q
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