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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

South Korea is going to press criminal charges against the insane evangelical cult that spread the message of COVID-19 across the country.

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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Mustached Demon posted:

Catholic masses spread disease like wild fire

Peace be with you more like coronavirus be with you

they were bougie fucks who came back from a class trip to italy last month

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

new kind of cat posted:

i can feel that early something going on inside. guess i will see if i’m dead by morning

can I have your account when you die

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Mackers posted:

nah guys!

just suck their dick good!

stupid fuckers

what

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Why do I always have to pee ~15 minutes after I jerk off into the office toilet

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Bernie bros (just out of frame, but they’re there) called me a “Fuckstick” so that’s why I’m all-in for Mike Bloomberg

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Alec Eiffel posted:

Bernie bros (just out of frame, but they’re there) called me a “Fuckstick” so that’s why I’m all-in for Mike Bloomberg

You gently caress stick

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

euphronius posted:

I still have major bad feelings from 2016 election

I went back to college in fall 2016 and the day after the election, the whole campus was like a ghost town. It was straight up haunting.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

the milk machine posted:

shut the gently caress up with this “you guys” poo poo, whatever shithole you’re from could never produce such comedy

Mackers posted:

cmon were here now

whos dnc bitch are you

or did you actually naturally end up like this

spit it

:psyduck:

what even are these posts

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I had a very large bowel movement and had to double flush and honestly I felt very Presidential doing it

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





that reminds me

some angel vandalized st. mark's Episcopal cathedral

spray-painted an X over the black metal letter K on its big front-of-building sign

:ussr:

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


ItS A pOlITcaL PoSiTiOn

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
one thing i learned from Super Tuesday is, there are a lot of people on C-SPAM who should lurk and shut the gently caress up

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

I went back to college in fall 2016 and the day after the election, the whole campus was like a ghost town. It was straight up haunting.

It was the middle of my last year and :same:

Nobody wanted to do anything but sleep or cry, and there was only one professor I had who even bothered to do actual work that day

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Flavius Aetass posted:

:psyduck:

what even are these posts

regulars are busy having to cover the doomsday, corvid, and primary threads, so we had to hire some temps to man the trump thread

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Why do I always have to pee ~15 minutes after I jerk off into the office toilet

Itisamystery.jpg

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Why do I always have to pee ~15 minutes after I jerk off into the office toilet

the reflex is part of ur body's systems protecting you and others against infection

also it's a boon for those of us with sophisticated taste

i will engage cum posts unironically

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Alec Eiffel posted:

I had a very large bowel movement and had to double flush and honestly I felt very Presidential doing it

two poops

is what u should have done instead its just a jebbish two flushes on one poop? fake poops :sad:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ddiamond/status/1234939145191075848?s=19

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Dustcat posted:

regulars are busy having to cover the doomsday, corvid, and primary threads, so we had to hire some temps to man the trump thread

are they union

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Alec Eiffel posted:

Bernie bros (just out of frame, but they’re there) called me a “Fuckstick” so that’s why I’m all-in for Mike Bloomberg

online hate has consequences

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Flavius Aetass posted:

are they union

dunno they just showed up and said they'd work for free as our campaign managers and we were like sure we can put that on your business card if you like

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
I went into the Bernie thread for the first time to see some meltdowns and it is somehow even more incomprehensible than the tromp! threads

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

euphronius posted:

I still have major bad feelings from 2016 election

Wasn't that a day, not so much a wild ride as an ever accelerating plunge into unknown depths as the world that was vanished behind you forever.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1234308693115752449

Man, if only the Christian bible had something to say about hypocrite politicians praying in public.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Flavius Aetass posted:

one thing i learned from Super Tuesday is, there are a lot of people on C-SPAM who should lurk and shut the gently caress up

i'd like to see you try
i'm right here if you dare

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Dustcat posted:

regulars are busy having to cover the doomsday, corvid, and primary threads, so we had to hire some temps to man the trump thread
tis true

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Tainen posted:

I went into the Bernie thread for the first time to see some meltdowns and it is somehow even more incomprehensible than the tromp! threads

why the gently caress would the bernie thread meltdown binch

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


BERNIE

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1234308693115752449

Man, if only the Christian bible had something to say about hypocrite politicians praying in public.

I would mock this if it were any other religion as well.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Tainen posted:

I went into the Bernie thread for the first time to see some meltdowns and it is somehow even more incomprehensible than the tromp! threads

Just post Bernarf sandera

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1234308693115752449

Man, if only the Christian bible had something to say about hypocrite politicians praying in public.

15 white guys ans 1 woman Lao

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


DryGoods posted:

i'd like to see you try
i'm right here if you dare

:prepop:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Rah! posted:

BERNIE

wwhat up rahm emanuel

im staying at home sick today, come over to my apartment near nberkeley bart and we can shout trump bernie out the window

also ill give u corona

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Mayor Dave posted:

Just post Bernarf sandera

eeic trump

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





tiffany!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

pre-op bebop posted:

I would mock this if it were any other religion as well.

Yeah I mean, it's just as funny as imams in Iran encouraging people to lick shrines to stop the coronavirus

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

HONG KONG SLUMLORD posted:

can I have your account when you die

if you think you can handle the shame of being me, sure, go for it friend

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

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