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The Dark Project
Jun 25, 2007

Give it to me straight...
I'd like to see something that is so much of a shock to their system, they will have wished they had kicked their clogs off earlier like Dale Reed. To quote Sideshow Bob - "I think the survivors would envy the dead."

We've had to slough through this feculent quagmire of their making for so long now, I would really like the opportunity to relish something the equivalent of a meteor strike that helped start the chain event that wiped out the dinosaurs.

As I said, a man can dream...

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Freepers don't really have a strong connection to reality. They already play-act a world where they're in constant danger of being killed by an authoritarian state ruled by gay muslim communists and wail endlessly about how the world is ending. They're so addicted to rage and hopelessness that even with Trump in power for three years, they're no different than they were under Obama. I wouldn't expect them to change in any circumstance.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Let's be fair

They were more fun under Obama

Sarcastr0
May 29, 2013

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES ?!?!?

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Let's be fair

They were more fun under Obama

More fun and yet also no different.

Biscats n Gravy
Jun 13, 2018

Smile.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Let's be fair

They were more fun under Obama

Watching something for a very long time tends to have that kind of effect. It gets less fun, particularly if it's literally always the same no matter what. That poo poo can get tiring.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
How are they taking the news that Rush Limbaugh has advanced lung cancer?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's not news, he's been doing that for years. :v:

Sarcastr0
May 29, 2013

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES ?!?!?
The Deep State v Roger J. Stone, Jr: A Cautionary Tale

quote:


To: trebb
There definitely should be a counter suit, especially to that bitch that was was the jury foreman.


6 posted on 2/15/2020, 9:33:46 AM by Kaslin

quote:

To: trebb
Judge Amy BERMAN Jackson is just another anti Christian Democrat JeW!


11 posted on 2/15/2020, 9:43:21 AM by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)

quote:

To: Colo9250
I’m gonna go out on a limb here. I predict Barr continues to sit on his rear end and after Trump’s re-election he “decides to spend time with his family”. Trump’s second term is where these coup conspirators will get justice.


13 posted on 2/15/2020, 9:47:49 AM by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)

quote:

To: Kaslin
This is outrageous on many levels. How do we terminate a biased “smirking” judge (who gives women judges everywhere a bad name)? How does Stone get compensated for the trauma of a clear raid-for-show? How do we identify and eliminate the web of players orchestrating such attacks against US citizens?
It is clear that an illegal traitorous power network exists that MUST be taken down, eliminated, smashed to dust, and never allowed to begin rising again.

14 posted on 2/15/2020, 9:48:45 AM by The Truth Will Make You Free

quote:

To: silverleaf
Satan comes to steal, kill and destroy which is told us right from The Bible!!! Until the swamp of evil is drained, we are in a fight of good vs. evil for our country. Many unbelievers and less studied believers (of The Bible) are siding with Satan on many issues. They refuse to ask their hearts if issues and their bank accounts are gained by good or evil measures! Everything we decide is either Kingdom or Non-Kingdom decisions and that will determine where we spend eternity. When we look at what men did to Jesus, we can easily understand what men can do to men that they don’t agree with fundamentally...and buy their way to power of Satan.


17 posted on 2/15/2020, 10:08:28 AM by YouGoTexasGirl

quote:

To: silverleaf
How?

Because ComDems, un-elected Bureaucraps and Globalists, HATE President Trump, because he is taking away their candy (money and power). Pres. Trump is exposing them all and they will do anything to prevent it.


18 posted on 2/15/2020, 10:16:19 AM by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))

quote:

To: Theophilous Meatyard III
Flawed?

No!

It’s Criminal! It is totally against the Constitution and the rule of law.

Wars are fought over less.


19 posted on 2/15/2020, 10:18:09 AM by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))

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To: Kaslin
Especially to the bitch Judge, she is everything this country is NOT about. Vindictive and partisan, not good qualities in a judge, except if your a lefty appointed by the chief lefty.


27 posted on 2/16/2020, 10:37:15 AM by thirst4truth (America, What difference does it make?)

quote:

To: thirst4truth
IMPEACH THE CORRUPT JUDGE. AMY BERMAN JACKSON...anti Christian DEMOCRAT JEWESS.


29 posted on 2/16/2020, 6:36:37 PM by Ann Archy (Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)

quote:

To: thirst4truth
” She is such a bad judge, she probably knows the “black ledger” is fake,..

Is that judge a black jew? Jus askin.

Regardless, she has an agenda that smacks of Barry Sotero’s!


30 posted on 2/16/2020, 7:02:35 PM by BatGuano (Ya don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do Ya?)

quote:

To: wastoute
We the People must deliver the House to the GOP in November and then we must force those in the GOP that are corrupted by the system to be silent, by fear of including them in the trials.

20 posted on 2/15/2020, 10:23:18 AM by Texas Fossil ((Texas is not where you were born, but a Free State of Heart, Mind & Attitude!))
Force dissenters to be silent, to keep the Republic free.

FreeperMadness
Jun 14, 2013
Some ugly Ann Archy anti-semitism there ! Time was that poo poo would have been roundly condemned / deleted on FR.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
EXCLUSIVE: Ilhan Omar DID marry her brother, reveals Somali community leader, who says both she and her husband told him Ahmed Elmi was her sibling and she would do what she had to do to get him 'papers' to keep him in US

It's a Daily Mail article, which boils down to "a guy from Somalia that apparently met Ilhan Omar at one point said it". So, yeah, not exactly the tightest journalism out there, but that doesn't stop Freep from wholly believing in it!

quote:

BOOM!!!! PowerLine has been on this story since Omar entered politics. Once again the British press doing the job the MSM refuses to do.
1 posted on 2/20/2020, 1:10:57 PM by C19fan
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To: simpson96
Send her back to her samali chithole!


4 posted on 2/20/2020, 1:13:55 PM by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: C19fan
Revoke his citizenship...detain him within 30 seconds of that revocation is finalized...and take him to the airport.
And then watch filthy Somali moslem whore go bananas!

8 posted on 2/20/2020, 1:16:07 PM by Gay State Conservative (The Rats Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election)
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To: C19fan
Somalia is absolutely 3rd world, with strong 3rd world notions of tribe/clan/relationship networks, power dynamics, and very different views of what’s considered “corrupt.”

While not acknowledged to those outside the circles of family, clan or locality, marrying your brother for the purposes of immigration fraud would be considered perfectly acceptable among Somalis.


39 posted on 2/20/2020, 1:36:09 PM by PGR88
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To: All
Omar "said" she wanted to get her brother papers so he could stay in the US.....so she married him while married to her first husband, Ahmed Hirsi.
Everything she says is a lie.......the marriage was a scam to get new identities to bilk the system.

The question needing answers is.......how many us govt checks was she cashing then.......and how many is she cashing now?

59 posted on 2/20/2020, 1:59:57 PM by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: C19fan
Send her back along with every other Muslim in this country. I am a huge advocate of deportation over ethnic cleansing. (maybe said sarcastically? I don't know. Perhaps a Fruedian slip.)
64 posted on 2/20/2020, 2:04:14 PM by RubinBoomer (Please be nice. I am new here. I'm open to doing things the FR way, just need to know.)
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To: simpson96
Haul that tawdry slut out of Congress IN CHAINS!


74 posted on 2/20/2020, 2:23:15 PM by 2harddrive (Go to https://www.codeisfreespeech.com for 10 FREE 3D-printer gun blueprints!)
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To: Mr Ramsbotham
Dangerously Intolerant Liberals Destroying Our Society = DILDOS


75 posted on 2/20/2020, 2:23:34 PM by 2harddrive (Go to https://www.codeisfreespeech.com for 10 FREE 3D-printer gun blueprints!)
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To: C19fan
Lock up that ho for a hunert years then deport her corpse.


105 posted on 2/20/2020, 5:41:50 PM by LouAvul ("Little by little, the look of the country changes because of the men we admire.")
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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Can we start reclaiming the DILDOS acronym? I want to be that.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Believing a Daily Mail article is like believing Daffy Duck is real. You'd have to be a moron to take them at face value (which explains why Freepers believe it).

Like, it isn't IMPOSSIBLE for one of their articles to have hints of truth, but there's a reason even Wikipedia warns against sourcing from them, unless its something verifiable like sports results.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

It doesn't need to be true factually but true narratively.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Wow, went through like a dozen pages on Freep and not a single current thread about, uh, economic developments.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Zwabu posted:

Wow, went through like a dozen pages on Freep and not a single current thread about, uh, economic developments.

Freepers are in the most at-risk age group. They're probably all busy duct taping all the possible entrance vectors into their basement bunkers.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

ReidRansom posted:

Freepers are in the most at-risk age group. They're probably all busy duct taping all the possible entrance vectors into their basement bunkers.

Oh there are some coronavirus threads. Just not a single one about the stock market falling which is pretty notable since it's ten percent or greater sustained over a week solid.

I would have expected at least some threads blaming it on America panicking over Bernie or conspiracy poo poo about China creating it on purpose to foil Trump or whatever.

Then I went to Fox News' home page and you have to squint hard to find the headline about the market there, and I immediately understood.

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify
The Marine Corps banned all confederacy paraphernalia so maybe we’ll get some tears out of that!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Pontius Pilate posted:

The Marine Corps banned all confederacy paraphernalia so maybe we’ll get some tears out of that!

"party of lincoln democraps did slavery they don't teach you that in the history books

also lee was a patriot and the confederacy was right

liberals liberals communists muslims jews liberals black people liberals LIBERALS LIBERALS

thank you for your service"

x1000

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

"party of lincoln democraps did slavery they don't teach you that in the history books

also lee was a patriot and the confederacy was right

liberals liberals communists muslims jews liberals black people liberals LIBERALS LIBERALS

thank you for your service"

x1000

This reminds me of that mallard Filmore parody comic that's just a duck screaming liberals.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Can we start reclaiming the DILDOS acronym? I want to be that.

Democratic
Insurgents
Liberating the
Downtrodden and
Oppressed
Society

Sarcastr0
May 29, 2013

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BILLIONAIRES ?!?!?

quote:

To: dontreadthis
Outbreaks are being planted by terrorists I now believe.

We are overrun nationwide with radicalized socialists, globalists and bernie bros. Yes they are in our schools hospitals and transportational institutions. Obama’s brownshirt terrorist army. AOC approves.
Their only hope to create a black Swan event before the election involves radical action by insane demon possessed partisans.


19 posted on 3/1/2020, 10:31:26 PM by MIA_eccl1212

quote:

To: MIA_eccl1212
Michael Savage posted this on twitter, not sure how credible he is but here goes: Michael Savage ‏Verified account @ASavageNation 45m45 minutes ago a very intelligently designed bio-weapon- and recurrence rate is high PRES TRUMP NEEDS MY ADVICE ON THIS !!! ps AS A TRAINED EPIDEMIOLOGIST ASK ME WHY A HIGH CLUSTER OF CASES IN IRAN? BECAUSE CHINESE SCIENTISTS WERE IN IRAN WORKING ON A BIO-WEAPON-WHICH ESCAPED!
21 posted on 3/1/2020, 10:33:19 PM by Sarah Barracuda

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



"black Swan event"?

Is this some right wing term I don't know or are they actually worried that we're going to recreate a kind of middling Natalie Portman movie to start the Glorious Obama Muslim Socialist Revolution Praise Be Unto Marx/Allah? Do they just hate ballet?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's an investment term for an unpredictable event that was assumed couldn't happen until it did, which has a major effect on the markets. It got popularized by a pop-investment book of the same name.

So people that cargo cult investment jargon use it to sound smart like they know the thing that everyone said won't happen will happen. Checkmate actuaralures :tinfoil:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
SARS 2 is a pretty lovely bioweapon imo.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Guavanaut posted:

It's an investment term for an unpredictable event that was assumed couldn't happen until it did, which has a major effect on the markets. It got popularized by a pop-investment book of the same name.

So people that cargo cult investment jargon use it to sound smart like they know the thing that everyone said won't happen will happen. Checkmate actuaralures :tinfoil:

That is both more banal and dumber than I thought.

Thanks.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



I’ve heard it in risk management too, it’s in unforeseen/unplanned for/catastrophic event territory.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Guavanaut posted:

It's an investment term for an unpredictable event that was assumed couldn't happen until it did, which has a major effect on the markets. It got popularized by a pop-investment book of the same name.

So people that cargo cult investment jargon use it to sound smart like they know the thing that everyone said won't happen will happen. Checkmate actuaralures :tinfoil:

The origin of that is also that they didn't believe there were such things as black swans, that it was impossible, and then they found one (hundreds of years ago).

is it just really just an investment term? I just thought it was a term for an unusual and unexpected event. I went to business school (gag) so I sometimes think terms are in common colloquial usage and they are in fact business things.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
"The Black Swan" was a pop best seller along the same lines as the Freakanomics and Malcolm Gladwell books, people who read those kinds of books use it to describe any kind of incredibly low-probability, impossible to predict event (that nevertheless does happen from time to time).

A decade ago they'd have been calling it "a perfect storm" of coincidences.

And it's not even a good descriptor for COVID-19 - people have been predicting a nasty pandemic (in the context of modern interconnected global travel and movement environment) just like this for years (Avian Flu and SARS were near-misses).

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Obviously they are all kpop fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lapF4DQPKQ

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Icon Of Sin posted:

I’ve heard it in risk management too, it’s in unforeseen/unplanned for/catastrophic event territory.

Its a useful term and seems to have spread through engineering and computing pretty quickly. I guess it sounds cooler than "unexpected event"

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Fathis Munk posted:

SARS 2 is a pretty lovely bioweapon imo.

Those dastardly terrorists are going to bring the world to its knees with...

*checks notes on symptoms*

The common cold?

Seriously, is that what this thing does? It's a bad cold? Because that's what information from the BBC makes it look like.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

More like highly infectious nastier influenza, I think.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
It is literally a cold virus but it can kill people. If you're an average aged goon you're probably not at much risk but the economic effects are going to be real. Not to mention a miniscule death rate for non-olds still means a bunch of people die when huge numbers are exposed.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

The symptoms can easily be mistaken for the flu. The only reason it's a big deal is that it's a killer if you have a weak immune system, which especially affects the elderly (the outbreak in Washington was in a nursing home and only 2 deaths occurred among younger people who did not seek treatment). The Swine Flu outbreak in 2009 infected way more people, myself included, so despite having a much lower mortality rate you ended up with hundreds of deaths in the US alone and over 150,000 worldwide.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

It is literally a cold virus but it can kill people. If you're an average aged goon you're probably not at much risk but the economic effects are going to be real. Not to mention a miniscule death rate for non-olds still means a bunch of people die when huge numbers are exposed.

I mean a regular cold virus can kill people with the right cocktail of comorbidities. I know saying reaction to this thing isn't rational is just the last vestiges of a neoliberal education screaming out their death rattle (and a bit of stats brain poisoning), but jfc.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
It's as much a common cold as influenza is, that is to say it isn't. Some coronas cause common cold, but there is a reason that the disease caused by sars2 is called covid and that's because it isn't common cold.

The reason it's a big deal isn't necessarily its fatality rate, it's more the efficient human-human spreading via aerosols which means that it is hard to contain and can infect vast swathes of the population if ignored.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

It's a multitude of things.

1) I can be very stealthy, seeming to be a common cold/flu in those with a normal immune system (or even completely asymptomatic; I think someone said that something like 80% of cases were completely asymptomatic) while being deadly to vulnerable populations
2) It spreads easily; the stats I saw say that for every person with Corona it can be expected that 3 to 4 people will be infected.
3) America's culture of "work through the pain" could mean that low-risk people may continue to expose others much longer than normal.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

pseudanonymous posted:

The origin of that is also that they didn't believe there were such things as black swans, that it was impossible, and then they found one (hundreds of years ago).

Well, not just one. Black swans are native to Australia and there are millions of the bastards.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



How do they try to kill you? :v:

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Inglonias
Mar 7, 2013

I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW

I take any excuse I can to plug this guy's videos, and this one explains black swans pretty well for anyone who cares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHvLuhjfAyA

TL;DR, it's any event that is unpredictable, except in hindsight.

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