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Planet ark recycled is far superior to any of the multiply bullshit paper. I don't know why people think multiple ply is softer, it's physically more rigid than a single ply so doesn't scrunch or fold as easily. And cottonelle is hosed it just ends up leaving little ripped up balls of lovely paper in your crack.
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Mar 4, 2020 05:19
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Airstream Driver posted:They don't stock them in Bunnings The plumbing aisle is basically a DIY Ikea bidet.
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Mar 4, 2020 05:24
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Trust Parramatta to have the first knife incident involving bogroll
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Police have just blocked off my corner.
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Mar 4, 2020 05:52
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You stabbing cunts over poo poo tickets again?
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Mar 4, 2020 06:04
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I have a couple of weeks extra supply of everything because I just redid my standard home delivery when I was in hospital. I have some masks here they gave me when I was leaving hospital but I won't wear them because I don't want to look like a wanker who's panicking about coronavirus. It was bad enough having to wear them in hospital.
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Mar 4, 2020 06:04
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Yeah peer pressure is a powerful thing. First day back at school the kids were given face masks if they wanted. My boy took one cos his mum has him poo poo scared of coronavirus. Wore it for all of 30 minutes then binned it cos other kids were making fun of him.
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Mar 4, 2020 06:14
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Outrail posted:The plumbing aisle is basically a DIY Ikea bidet.     
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Mar 4, 2020 06:32
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don't forget a smart power plug so you can turn it on and off from your phone
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Mar 4, 2020 06:41
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You could rig that thing up to water indoor plants and wash the dishes when done with the arse
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Mar 4, 2020 06:58
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Laserface posted:Planet ark recycled is far superior to any of the multiply bullshit paper. I don't know why people think multiple ply is softer, it's physically more rigid than a single ply so doesn't scrunch or fold as easily. Strangely I don't seem to have that problem Quilton though is awful, like I think I am actually allergic to whatever they put in it. Severing fucked around with this message at 07:25 on Mar 4, 2020 |
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Mar 4, 2020 07:16
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drip tube wont give nearly enough flow rate to blast your anus clean
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Mar 4, 2020 07:22
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Laserface posted:Two day ketamine bender and now flying back to Sydney to see uncle acid and the dead beats in marrickville. Hey, I was there! Mad drunk tho. Then some idiot smashed his ute into a traffic light near my house and ran away. I scored a good trolley that was leftover once it was all taken away. That was better than the gig
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Mar 4, 2020 07:34
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Had some wanker up my arse on the M1 heading back to Sutherland after catching up with Burgerquest, riding a red sports bike. Kept "surging" (? - like riding up right behind me then backing off and repeat). This was in 3 lanes of traffic so he was welcome to change lanes. I gave him a light brake flash/tap at the start of a surge to tell him to gently caress off, so he decided the right thing to do would be to cut insanely close to the tig, and punch the drivers side mirror on his way past then cut in front of me super close. Real fuckwit hours who up On the plus side the mirror is one of those pivot ones so he did no damage whatsoever Took note of his rego and the where/when for reference
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Mar 4, 2020 07:49
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:Hey, I was there! I don't think a free trolley could top that gig personally but glad you go something out of it.
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Mar 4, 2020 07:53
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Laserface posted:Bidets make the most sense. A goon once made the best argument for them in a bidet thread that was "you have to clean mud off a stuffed toy. Would you rather hose it off or use dry loving paper?" I've never used one and don't understand how they work. In your metaphor, do you just hold the stuffed toy under the hose and hope for the best, or do you rub it with your hands at the same time to shift that mud?
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Mar 4, 2020 08:34
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I think a good concert is about equal value to a really good trolley, but I mean a really good one, like one of those ones with the extra back wheels and a carrying capacity where you can strap a fuckin upright piano to it and wheel it around if you do it right. Then you got a good concert wherever you go.
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Mar 4, 2020 08:35
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I'm all for the DIY aspect but this is all you really need https://www.bunnings.com.au/karcher-premium-k4-full-control-pressure-cleaner_p6270795
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Mar 4, 2020 08:56
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Go the gerni, karchers have plastic pumps. Plus you can get a ninety degree undercarriage attachment, or one of those swirlygig super soaper brushes for heavy days.
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Mar 4, 2020 09:43
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I've gained employment that allows me to get out of bed at 8:15am Is this living? Also trolleys are v versatile. When I worked in South Granville we just took the ute around any time we got new equipment like a welder or plasma cutter and picked up a trolley that was inevitably scattered on the side of the road, and modified to suit The smaller trolleys are good for TIGs and plasma cutters if you cut bits of the front off and you can strap it down in place
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Mar 4, 2020 09:48
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That biker just wanted your sweet tvs. And yes getting up at 815 is sick and and I usually work 10-630pm days. Sydney loving sucks for traffic so I find most places are more like this these days.
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Mar 4, 2020 09:54
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Three loving supermarkets out of toilet paper this morning had to drive to a fourth to get some. If I end up having to clean my rear end with a cloth or something cause of these idiots I'm gonna find one and make them eat my poo poo rag.
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Mar 4, 2020 10:00
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ili posted:Go the gerni, karchers have plastic pumps. Plus you can get a ninety degree undercarriage attachment, or one of those swirlygig super soaper brushes for heavy days. Gerni was going to withdraw from the Australian market at the end of last year.
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Mar 4, 2020 10:03
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Gromit posted:I've never used one and don't understand how they work. In your metaphor, do you just hold the stuffed toy under the hose and hope for the best, or do you rub it with your hands at the same time to shift that mud? It's a semi powerful jet of warm water pointed directly at your anus Then you wipe yourself dry with toilet paper or if it's a fancy one you can use the blow dry function. E: gerni are far superior, having owned both. Karchers pumps gently caress out super easy despite their claims it's as strong as metal.
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Mar 4, 2020 10:04
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Is this the final boss of the coronavirus?
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Lolie posted:Gerni was going to withdraw from the Australian market at the end of last year. Jeez that's hosed hey. Love my gerni.
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Mar 4, 2020 10:34
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I got a little Ryobi 2kW chugger and it seems alright tbh
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Mar 4, 2020 11:12
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what's chatswood like?
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Mar 4, 2020 12:24
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i saw kikagaku moyo and i had three large beers, i haven't had any booze for like 2 years and I'm not supposed to drink on these pills but gently caress me I forgot how good beers feel
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Mar 4, 2020 14:24
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Saw Hot Chip and ate some hot chips, pretty good night.
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Mar 4, 2020 14:37
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Sleaford Mods was very good tonight
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Mar 4, 2020 14:47
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Caesar Saladin posted:i saw kikagaku moyo and i had three large beers, i haven't had any booze for like 2 years and I'm not supposed to drink on these pills but gently caress me I forgot how good beers feel how was it? My friend wanted to go but it was sold out.
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Mar 4, 2020 20:35
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Airstream Driver posted:Saw Hot Chip and ate some hot chips, pretty good night. Sounds pretty laid back
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Mar 4, 2020 21:41
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I'd be more worried about golden staff from hospital visits, it's everywhere Just leave the bogroll and walk away! https://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-03-05/toilet-paper-truck-catches-fire-brisbane/12027262?pfmredir=sm Kharnifex fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Mar 5, 2020 |
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Mar 4, 2020 23:03
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This just in Cisco North Sydney office closed due to suspected corona virus infection (Vodafone staff member in the same building)
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Mar 5, 2020 01:39
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I'm in the States for a conference and everyone keeps holding out their hands to shake, despite 50 Chinese exhibitors not attending, and its way to awkward to just not go with it so I'm probably coming home full of virus. I won't gently caress your grandma for a week or so out of professional courtesy
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Mar 5, 2020 01:48
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Kharnifex posted:This just in just when you thought nothing would be more embarrassing than hitting Reply All by accident on that all-staff email, you become your offices patient 0 for a world ending pandemic 
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Mar 5, 2020 01:51
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Kharnifex posted:This just in A whole lot of people about to find out how awful Webex is.
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