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System Metternich posted:The Thuringia saga continues with a twist I honestly didn't see coming: lol  My place of employment put up a condescending Infografik from Zeit Online on every single toilet door. Wow, thanks, but I was already washing my hands 10000 times per day a year ago! Give me free hand sanitizer in every office or give me death!!
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Corona is here to stay and be a slightly more deadly Influenca, guys.
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Healbot posted:Corona is here to stay and be a slightly more deadly Influenca, guys. About 10 times more deadly is a pretty significant difference. And all "lol, Boomer" poo poo aside that's still incredibly funny here 6 months after even 9gag got tired of it, the average here is moving quickly into the "this poo poo might kill you really likely" age bracket.
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Where are you getting the 10x from? Last I read the numbers kept changing and most media reports were skewed disproportionately by early numbers from China and recently Iran, and even if you pretend there were no false positives there are a lot of problems with relying on that to quantify the risk to the population of, say, Germany
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Decius posted:About 10 times more deadly is a pretty significant difference. And all "lol, Boomer" poo poo aside that's still incredibly funny here 6 months after even 9gag got tired of it, the average here is moving quickly into the "this poo poo might kill you really likely" age bracket. Corona ist die Durchsetzung der Generationengerechtigkeit in der gesetzlichen Rente mit anderen Mitteln.
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Can't just kill all the pensioners thats just unethical What if a plague killed them all though Maybe this housing bubble will sort itself out after all.
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Seriously though, that's just unacceptable language. Everybody knows the rich get guillotined, not shot.
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Perestroika posted:Seriously though, that's just unacceptable language. That's incidentally both more effective and easier on the budget.
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Perestroika posted:Everybody knows the rich get guillotined, not shot. look at this loving tree hugger an their re-usable execution equipment 
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Also Ramelow just got elected PM in Thuringa with abstentions from CDU and FDP (except for one single petty No vote from one of them, I'm guessing Kemmerich). So in the end CDU/FDP intrigued themselves into massive national backlash and a 10 points loss in the polls only to end up with the exact same result they could have gotten to begin with. 
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Healbot posted:
But think about the Standort.
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Perestroika posted:Also Ramelow just got elected PM in Thuringa with abstentions from CDU and FDP (except for one single petty No vote from one of them, I'm guessing Kemmerich). So in the end CDU/FDP intrigued themselves into massive national backlash and a 10 points loss in the polls only to end up with the exact same result they could have gotten to begin with. Still kinda mad that the scriptwriters of this hell reality chickened out of the "half the Landtag gets Corona quarantined the day before the vote" plotline tbh Also here at work we got like hourly updates on new Corona cases where each case was closer to us than the last, I was constantly hearing the Terminator music in my head 
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System Metternich posted:Also here at work we got like hourly updates on new Corona cases How suspiciously well-informed you are.
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Randler posted:How suspiciously well-informed you are. Mostly reading local news and occasionally getting updates via personal contacts because we're well-connected the church specifically bred the virus to root out heresy, but  In other news, have a quality meltdown from Austrian local elections  https://twitter.com/arminwolf/status/1235224119907618822?s=21 System Metternich fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Mar 4, 2020 |
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System Metternich posted:The Church specifically bred the virus to root out heresy, but Second greatest crime since your lot burned down Rome, but I guess that explains why the churches in NRW refuse to participate in anti-pandemic measures. Also explains the American churches taking credit. Or South Korea's main vector being one particular Christian church.
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System Metternich posted:Mostly reading local news and occasionally getting updates via personal contacts because we're well-connected the church specifically bred the virus to root out heresy, but always fun when an employee of the catholic church, probably the most evil institution in the history of mankind, makes funnies about the church. haha! hope the priests told the same jokes to all the kids they raped to alleviate the pain a little.
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oliwan posted:haha! hope the priests told the same jokes to all the kids they raped to alleviate the pain a little. They are not allowed to do that during lent.
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System Metternich posted:In other news, have a quality meltdown from Austrian local elections Typical Ösi, loves to pretend to be oh so sophisticated, but doesn't even know that the classic is correctly called "Leck mich im Arsch".
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Randler posted:They are not allowed to do that during lent. Which of the three now?
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I have to use Wurschtigkeit more often. Or at all.
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Zwille posted:Which of the three now? Dealer's choice. Same way some people choose to stop drinking during lent, or stop eating candy, etc
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Fluchthilfe für Nazis: Der Vatikan und die Rattenliniequote:Tausende NS-Verbrecher flohen nach dem Zweiten Weltkrieg über die sogenannte Rattenlinie vor allem nach Südamerika - mit Hilfe des Vatikans. Am 2.März wurden die Archive von Pius XII. geöffnet. Wie viel wusste der Papst? The secret archives have been opened, so we can now find out more about the exciting story of how the catholic church helped nazis escape from germany after the war.
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Also, today is Rosa Luxemburg's birthday 🤩😍🥰♥ she was literally murdered by the SPD, btw.
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Smirr posted:Wow, rüde Posting gendered insults, again?!
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Would this be the right time for a quick census/tally of who really loves Corona? *Hovers imaginary pen over single checkbox*
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Would this be the right time for a quick census/tally of who really loves Corona? 
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cant cook creole bream posted:Bart The follow up was going to be Sozialdemokraten But that's good as well
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Reminder: Ebert, who allied himself with conservatives and Nazis instead of the workers movement, literally ordered Rosa Luxemburg's death and fought for the end of the communist revolution in Germany. Now, the SPD's foundation is named after him. Reminder: SPD top politicians routinely join the board of noted humanitarian organizations like Gazprom, Deutsche Bank and any other they enabled during their political tenure. Reminder: The SPD is responsible for the precariat's expansion and wage depression post 2000. Reminder: The SPD's only stable political agenda in the last decade has been to give out post-election presents to old people, ruining the future, because it's the only thing that gives them votes. Reminder: The SPD is the second most richest party in the world, after the CCP. Reminder: A few idiots still vote SPD in this country.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Would this be the right time for a quick census/tally of who really loves Corona?  
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Coronavirus is simply a specific kind of virus that's with us for million of years and this kind of virus has been named in the Sixities. Many of our regular Erkältungskrankheiten are Coronaviruses, and most Coronaviruses are rather harmless to us. This one is just a very specially bad version. No Aluhut needed just because the name was used a year before - SARS and MERS were both Coronaviruses too for example.
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Haramstufe Rot posted:Reminder: Ebert, who allied himself with conservatives and Nazis instead of the workers movement, literally ordered Rosa Luxemburg's death and fought for the end of the communist revolution in Germany. Now, the SPD's foundation is named after him. Reminder: The SPD reinterpreted an old socialist slogan into an order for the poor to starve to death. Reminder: The SPD voted against letting in 5,000 especially vulnerable refugees yesterday. Reminder: The SPD made a man president who does not believe in the Armenian genocide. Reminder: The SPD supported the kidnapping and torture of people from Germany to Guantanamo. Reminder: The SPD equivocated homosexuality and pedophilia when defending Sebastian Edathy. Reminder: The SPD actively shielded banks participating in the cum-ex tax frauds.
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Not to distract from the joyful Sozenbashing, here’s a plot twist courtesy of Bodo „no handshakes with Björn“ Ramelow https://twitter.com/taonline/status/1235880412490223616?s=21
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