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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bethamphetamine posted:

https://twitter.com/TheGardenCrone/status/1235974431698231301

@TheGardenCrone
The Garden Crone Witching Handbook, Rune Handbook, Oils and Incense, Magical Formulary, Tough Magic for Rough Times, Trees, Bushes and Shrub, Book of Spells

licorice is delicious

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Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Intel&Sebastian posted:

We're starting to see boomer articles where they're mad that Millennials aren't being serious enough about a deadly threat to the olds because it doesn't affect them personally



hmm maybe they should be mad a the president who is saying that there is no pandemic your the pandemic

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

god drat that sucks. did they at least smoke you out first

no but they kept apologizing while they were doing it

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1235991666663870471

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
boomers eating a bag of licorice a day until their blood pressure kills them

didn't die from coronavirus though

:sad:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lots of those are small so it’s like 3 total really

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Basebf555 posted:

It's amazing how many people are vaguely aware that the piss tape exists but have no idea about the Obama aspect of the story. It's so much better when you know that.

it's amazing how many people are vaguely aware of the piss tapes existence but dont know you can just go watch it online

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Rob Crilly
Sent: Friday, March 6, 2020 1:04 PM
Subject: Travel Pool report #11: Motorcade

POTUS spent about 35 minutes at Hensley Drive, Putnam County, Tn

Motorcade rolling at 12.02 local.

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

gotta consolidate that military power before you cancel elections.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
my head's still spinning over this tweet
https://mobile.twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1235570382570168323

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

he's an idiot?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




what if you have a jar of m&m's

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

your commas and decimals are in teh wrong places :colbert:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Please proceed into oblivion, governors

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

We're starting to see boomer articles where they're mad that Millennials aren't being serious enough about a deadly threat to the olds because it doesn't affect them personally



Maybe we wont need so many guillotines

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

standard anti-intellectual reasoning

he assumes the people researching and reporting this have not already thought of that

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

lmao

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

watching and enjoying some great YTMNDs. have a great day.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Minimizing the threat of COVID-19 in the USA seems like a weird social media hill to die on.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://mobile.twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/1235964357558833152
do you know any supporters of Bernard Sanders? beware, for they might be suffering from the S L A V I C B L O O D T A I N T

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I've never seen a more perfect self-solving problem than Republicans, from President all the way down the lowliest CHUD, convincing eachother COVID19 is a big hoax. I'd prefer we handle this like a sane country so people don't have to die but for the first time in my life boomers being a bunch of insane babies is going to kill them instead of me sooooooooooooooo

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

There's an actual thing called "pandemic bonds" issued by the WHO with killer interest rates that are curtailed if WHO declares a pandemic. Wonder why WHO hasn't called a pandemic yet? It'll piss off investors.

The two tranches of pandemic bonds represent different risks of contagion. The World Bank offered $225 million worth of Class A debt, which pay out 6.9% annually.

The Class B bonds have a lower bar for the debt to trigger and accordingly boast a higher interest rate, since holders are assuming more risk. The bonds pay 11.5% annually. The World Bank issued $95 million worth of the Class B assets.

Investors holding the bonds enjoy higher-than-average interest rates, but stand to lose their cash in the event of a pandemic.

I have it on good information that cumshitter wrote these death bond instruments.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Gringostar posted:

tired: the simpsons predicted the future

wired: beavis and butthead predicted the future

https://i.imgur.com/MvD49EL.mp4

Mike Judge is the premier documentarian of our time

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
lol University of Washington just canceled all on campus classes for the rest of the quarter for all of their campuses.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i went and did some household chores and am back to see that trummy is gonna goto the cdc afterall??? :stoked:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
CTH has the most beautiful rogues gallery of enemies. It's hard to look at it and not wonder if they truly have the Mandate of Heaven.

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

the exponential growth understander has logged on

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i have here a jar of COVID-19.

If i open the jar and pull out 100 COVID-19 marbles and hide them in a nursing home, how many COVID-19 marbles do I have by the end of the day

please show your work

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
it is incredible that the fight song glee club is not only still around but have learned absolutely nothing since 2016

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1235989813985193984?s=20

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Tainen posted:

lol University of Washington just canceled all on campus classes for the rest of the quarter for all of their campuses.

the whole county will shut down for a month eventually lamo

millions of dead boomers :qq:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

aware of dog posted:

look at this guy who doesn’t know how to use the three seashells lmbo

lol nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvLHliGCcGU

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/ppollingnumbers/status/1235992416949239808?s=21

this is great news for...










Tulsi!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

euphronius posted:

the whole county will shut down for a month eventually lamo

millions of dead boomers :qq:

General Strike!

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

:peanut:







juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






oh my god lol

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

power word- Jeb! posted:

the exponential growth understander has logged on

yeah I mentioned to my mom that NC has the coronavirus now and she was like everyone needs to stop overreacting, way more people die of the flu!!! and I was like mom that's because everyone gets the flu please take this seriously you're 70 but oh well

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

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