Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race? This poll is closed. |
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R. Allin-Khan | 6 | 1.60% | |
R. Burgon | 80 | 21.33% | |
D. Butler | 72 | 19.20% | |
A. Rayner | 35 | 9.33% | |
I. Murray | 5 | 1.33% | |
P. Flaps | 177 | 47.20% | |
Total: | 375 votes |
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I remember the old GBS thread about making GBS threads in the shower and someone realising finally why his friend kept a potato masher in the shower
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:44 |
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Jose posted:I remember the old GBS thread about making GBS threads in the shower and someone realising finally why his friend kept a potato masher in the shower Jesus Christ. Don't poo poo in the shower but if you're going to use your shower as a bidet at least put one of those filter covers over the plughole like you use to stop hairs clogging the drain and then cleaning it up later. Goons are a curse.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:49 |
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:A shattaf is a hose thing that hangs beside the toilet OR built in to the back of a toilet. Not a separate bidet. They're very common in the Middle East and Indonesia. That actually looks amazing, although I'm not looking forward to explaining to literally everyone who comes to my house what the toilet shower is for. Jose posted:I remember the old GBS thread about making GBS threads in the shower and someone realising finally why his friend kept a potato masher in the shower I have an unbridled hatred for poo related transgressions; it should be legal to murder this person and bury them at a crossroads with a stake through their heart. No jury on earth could possibly blame you. Doctor_Fruitbat fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Mar 7, 2020 |
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Jose posted:So the press have clearly known about the pregnancy for ages and kept it under wraps imagine if they did that generally So nice of the press not to mention that the notoriously philandering prime minister had knocked up his girlfriend - who seems to have got pregnant maybe around the time the police were called to her house to investigate a potential domestic assault - until he finally agreed to marry her. After an election.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:52 |
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ThomasPaine posted:
Toilet pipework is designed (angles, diameters etc) to get the crap out efficiently but in baths etc it might sit in the pipework festering away.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:52 |
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Shattaf bidet sprayers. Shattaf, bidets, prayers? ThomasPaine posted:
They do, eventually, but the shitter has a much wider pipe.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:55 |
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You don't actually poo poo in the shower jfc, just rinse off your rear end afterwards. Unless you've got one hell of a hairy crack you're not ending up with actual turd logs going down the plug.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:56 |
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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:That actually looks amazing, although I'm not looking forward to explaining to literally everyone who comes to my house what the toilet shower is for. Jaeluni Asjil posted:Toilet pipework is designed (angles, diameters etc) to get the crap out efficiently but in baths etc it might sit in the pipework festering away. I suppose you could poo poo somewhere with a waste macerator installed but I don't even know why I'm thinking along this path. Please poo poo in the proper place. Then wash your hands.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:57 |
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Comrade Fakename posted:So nice of the press not to mention that the notoriously philandering prime minister had knocked up his girlfriend - who seems to have got pregnant maybe around the time the police were called to her house to investigate a potential domestic assault - until he finally agreed to marry her. After an election. Look that's Boris Johnson our lord and leader, heir of distinguished ancestry; not some hippie who's never even gone to university (nevermind -proper- university) and dated a black woman!
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:57 |
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If you have as much hair as I do generally you probably don't relish the next time you have to unclog the shower also including little turd nuggets.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:58 |
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OwlFancier posted:Shattaf, bidets, prayers?
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 13:59 |
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Our daughter is fifteen months old and has just recently started to regularly poo in the bath. It is terrible and I’ve had to get a man to come and flush the pipes out twice since Christmas. Don’t put poo down the plughole .
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:02 |
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ThomasPaine posted:You don't actually poo poo in the shower jfc, just rinse off your rear end afterwards. Unless you've got one hell of a hairy crack you're not ending up with actual turd logs going down the plug. Too late tom you've been outed as a shower shitter
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:07 |
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Sanford posted:Our daughter is fifteen months old and has just recently started to regularly poo in the bath. It is terrible and I’ve had to get a man to come and flush the pipes out twice since Christmas. Don’t put poo down the plughole . C... can't you just take them out before they go down the plug?
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:09 |
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stev posted:C... can't you just take them out before they go down the plug? Would depend if they come out in smooth logs or are flakey and fall apart in the bath water.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:11 |
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Christ, goons
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:16 |
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Français: le globe Italiano: il globo Deutsch: ein globus Cymraeg: glôb Sanford posted:Our daughter is fifteen months old and has just recently started to regularly poo in the bath. It is terrible and I’ve had to get a man to come and flush the pipes out twice since Christmas. Don’t put poo down the plughole .
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:18 |
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Mr muscle can't even handle toddler turds smh
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:25 |
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I do not like the direction this thread has taken today.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:30 |
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How does a bidet/shattaf actually work? Surely it either has enough pressure to sort of hose the poo off (and thus potentially spray water everywhere) or it just sort of moistens your bumhole and still needs wiping but then you have to deal with soggy loo roll falling to bits. I am ignorant in the ways of the arse hose. E: sorry miftan
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:31 |
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Please tell us more about the mysteries of high pressure fecal abstersion.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:34 |
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Surprise T Rex posted:How does a bidet/shattaf actually work? Surely it either has enough pressure to sort of hose the poo off (and thus potentially spray water everywhere) or it just sort of moistens your bumhole and still needs wiping but then you have to deal with soggy loo roll falling to bits. It's got enough pressure to get the poo poo off your rear end, but not to rip your anus apart hth
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:34 |
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Bidet seat/Japanese toilet: You remain seated, the water has enough pressure to hose the poo off, but your arse and the rest of your body stops it from leaving the toilet because you're sat in the way. Shattaf: The water has enough pressure to hose the poo off, but it has a trigger so it's only spraying when it can bounce off your arse and into the toilet, except in public toilets where water does go everywhere.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:35 |
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Guavanaut posted:Français: le globe Where is this from? I would possibly buy it from Belfast Brian Butterfield
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:36 |
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Ireland Simpsons Fans posted it on FB. I don't know the original source.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:38 |
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stev posted:C... can't you just take them out before they go down the plug? good idea! just popping into the kitchen to get my colander
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:39 |
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Guavanaut posted:Shattaf: The water has enough pressure to hose the poo off, but it has a trigger so it's only spraying when it can bounce off your arse and into the toilet, except in public toilets where water does go everywhere. The way most of these things are rigged without pressure control they can go from having the cleansing power of a stream of piss to accidental anorectal irrigation. As the former is pretty useless most places err towards the latter.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:42 |
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I clean my arse in the dyson airblade.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:42 |
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Miftan posted:I do not like the direction this thread has taken today. Would you say it’s driving you round the bend?
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:46 |
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Surprise T Rex posted:How does a bidet/shattaf actually work? Surely it either has enough pressure to sort of hose the poo off (and thus potentially spray water everywhere) or it just sort of moistens your bumhole and still needs wiping but then you have to deal with soggy loo roll falling to bits. Either way you'd still need to dry it rendering the exercise pointless.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 14:57 |
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Anyone else been watching Noughts and Crosses? It's based on a book series by Maorie Blackman.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:04 |
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stev posted:Either way you'd still need to dry it rendering the exercise pointless. The fancier Japanese toilets/washlets have a warm air dryer included. Or just do this (don't). JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I clean my arse in the dyson airblade.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:06 |
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Miftan posted:I do not like the direction this thread has taken today. Sorry, I think that was my fault Anyway, I can update the thread that I have in fact managed to buy some more bog roll, so there's no need for any further discussion of wiping alternatives!
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:09 |
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stev posted:Either way you'd still need to dry it rendering the exercise pointless. Actually in the Middle East you do see people who didn't dry after wandering about, usually because the weather is so hot clothes dry off in a matter of minutes. But it can be quite embarrassing to Western eyes. I remember my boyfriend (who had picked up Western sensibilities from hanging around with Westerners) having to tell his elderly father NOT to go out like that! (You wouldn't notice on those wearing traditional galabaya type clothing as the 'dress' covers you up).
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:11 |
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Flipswitch posted:Anyone else been watching Noughts and Crosses? It's based on a book series by Maorie Blackman. Oh is it any good? I remember the books being really well thought of.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:19 |
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HopperUK posted:Oh is it any good? I remember the books being really well thought of I quite enjoyed the 45 minutes I saw (had to walk the dog) I do want to go read the books because of them.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:41 |
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Flipswitch posted:I quite enjoyed the 45 minutes I saw (had to walk the dog) I do want to go read the books because of them. Don't see why you couldn't "walk the dog" while watching it
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:44 |
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Time for some "toilet updating". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAEkVVlRhxA I'd so get one of these if I had my own toilet. escapegoat fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Mar 7, 2020 |
# ? Mar 7, 2020 15:57 |
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escapegoat posted:Time for some "toilet updating". Whose toilet do you have?
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 16:06 |
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Wistful of Dollars posted:Whose toilet do you have? Landlords? Look at mister moneybags here.
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# ? Mar 7, 2020 16:20 |