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Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

:decorum: macht auch vor den Linken nicht halt.

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Alle haben der CDU wochenlang vorgebetet, Ramelow wär praktisch ein Sozialdemokrat, da darf einen das jetzt auch nicht wundern.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
Wer hat uns verraten? Sozialdemokraten. Wer war mit dabei? Die linke Partei.

AndreTheGiantBoned
Oct 28, 2010
Ich würde mich gerne aufregen, wenn ich bloß verstunde um was es geht. Wofür hat der Ramelow gestimmt? Musste es sein? Was wäre passiert, wenn er den Afd-Mann nicht gewählt hätte?

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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I really appreciate that the press is still naming names on companies that have Corona cases and the people I know at those companies tell me that they have known for days before the press caught wind of it.

Very good chance this will attention to detail make Lohnnebenkosten go down. *rubs hands FDP'ishly*

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Someone has to profit from this, apart from the guys making hand sanitizer that keep getting stolen from the pharmacy next door.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


Which Edeka is that? That's some bougie-rear end Hamstering

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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Der Umstand, dass anscheinend "Nudeln" das erste sind, was den meisten Leuten an haltbarem Notproviant einfällt, ist ein Argument dafür, Hauswirtschaft zum Pflichtfach zu machen.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Smirr posted:

Which Edeka is that? That's some bougie-rear end Hamstering

Sharp eye op, it's the Edeka on Bergmannstraße

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Prepgrifters have started raiding even children’s cancer wards for sanitizers and face masks.

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

Habe heute für 1,10 diesel getankt. Ab jetzt bin ich Corona Fan.

Auf der Arbeit wird grad diskutiert ob wir 2 Wochen Sonderurlaub bekommen weil die ersten im Konzern infiziert wurden.

SPD hab ich mit 18 gewählt weil man wurde ja als guter Norddeutscher sozialdemokratisch erzogen.

Es blieb bei dem einen mal.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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Given that the Rhineland, due to its large number of churches and carnival activities, is the main infection vector in Germany, would things be even worse if storm warnings hadn't prevented a lot of carnival gatherings? :thunk:

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather
Probably?
What are you getting at here? Yes, the weather influences the spread of diseases, who knew?

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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cant cook creole bream posted:

Probably?
What are you getting at here? Yes, the weather influences the spread of diseases, who knew?

I'm implying we need to ban Christianity as a whole and carnival in particular in order to avoid future pandemics.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Yeah, seems like goon life is going through the roof right now. This forum was visionary for its time and early adopters gonna reap the big benefits

AndreTheGiantBoned
Oct 28, 2010
I have always enjoyed the Fasching in Mainz. :shrug:

SavageGentleman
Feb 28, 2010

When she finds love may it always stay true.
This I beg for the second wish I made too.

Fallen Rib

GABA ghoul posted:

Yeah, seems like goon life is going through the roof right now. This forum was visionary for its time and early adopters gonna reap the big benefits

Corona-hikkikomori rates con only go up, up, UP!

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014
Lowtax created Corona to get more sign-ups?! :tinfoil:

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

AndreTheGiantBoned posted:

I have always enjoyed the Fasching in Mainz. :shrug:

sorry to hear about your brain tumor, OP

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

SavageGentleman posted:

Corona-hikkikomori rates con only go up, up, UP!

10.631,76 −910,11 (7,89 %)

:toot:

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

You: *buys hand sanitizer*
Me, an intellectual:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QBI4dQfYzE

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
Nice.




Pity about the umlauts

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
Sehr sch?n.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Schei? encoding.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Goa Tse-tung posted:

10.631,76 −910,11 (7,89 %)

:toot:

LMAO, not expert but it looks like the DAX got eviscerated and Corona-chan is dancing around in a pool of blood and swinging around its guts. Again, not an expert

Haramstufe Rot
Jun 24, 2016

I checked to local Rewe today and lo and behold the only thing sold out is toilet paper.

What's wrong with German Bourgies and their fixation on making GBS threads?


Edit: Jokes on them, us Muselmanen have Bidets :smug: check mate Kartoffeler

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:


Plenty of toilet paper at my local Rewe, and the noodle, canned soup, and tomato sauce stocks are recovering.

Linsen were goddamn impossible to find though.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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Die ersten Toten in NRW und allmählich macht sich in der Firma eine Ebene höher eine gewisse Nervosität bemerkbar.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





I'm probably skipping going to the dentist this friday.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Dodging the virus to die from a Zahnwurzelentzündung

Combat Theory
Jul 16, 2017

Sereri posted:

Dodging the virus to die from a Zahnwurzelentzündung

The dunkelste Timeline

Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny
Spaghettis and assorted noodles were all out at the Lidl I was at but that nobody touched the lasagna plates or the Dinkelvollkornpasta will never be not funny

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Haramstufe Rot posted:

Edit: Jokes on them, us Muselmanen have Bidets :smug: check mate Kartoffeler

I have The People's Bidet at home, op.


It's a shower.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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I do not need a fortnite of food. In case of infection I just need enough to travel to my top 3 posting enemies (or the top 3 geographically closest posters itt).

Vanadium
Jan 8, 2005

Randler posted:

I do not need a fortnite of food. In case of infection I just need enough to travel to my top 3 posting enemies (or the top 3 geographically closest posters itt).

This plan is dangerous! What if your top 3 enemies pursue the same strategy, but each have other, closer enemies, traveling to whom takes them out of your effective range before starvation?

Einbauschrank
Nov 5, 2009

Goa Tse-tung posted:

10.631,76 −910,11 (7,89 %)

:toot:

People getting poorer, empty shelves in the grocery stores: Guys, we did it! Socialism is finally back.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

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Good thing they caught it early. Having two families means having twice the infection vectors, after all.

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

Einbauschrank posted:

People getting poorer, empty shelves in the grocery stores: Guys, we did it! Socialism is finally back.

It‘s prescient you chose the name Einbauschrank because the wall is an apt place for you.

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Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Drone posted:

Plenty of toilet paper at my local Rewe, and the noodle, canned soup, and tomato sauce stocks are recovering.

Linsen were goddamn impossible to find though.

hell yeah Linsen are my jam, have two weeks stashed of the good erasco poo poo

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