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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
hahahahahahah the economy is loving imploding and fat old bitch is having a loving stroke. hurry up and die in a pile of your poo poo you old gently caress, but make sure someone has a camera b ecause i want to watch it

all these boomer retirement funds, lost like tears in the rain, i loving love it

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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

laughing hysterically because i don't have any retirement savings

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

posting this rudy here too

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Chris James 2 posted:

:siren: down 2000 in 5 minutes open :siren:

holy lamo

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

pathetic little tramp posted:

hahahahahahah the economy is loving imploding and fat old bitch is having a loving stroke. hurry up and die in a pile of your poo poo you old gently caress, but make sure someone has a camera b ecause i want to watch it

all these boomer retirement funds, lost like tears in the rain, i loving love it

there's so much further to fall

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
KILL EVERY BOOMER

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Sir, my wife thinks I’m a genius cause our 401k is thru the roof!

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

smarxist posted:

Max Von Sydow died :(

[In gravelly Swedish accent, clutching chest] "Augh, my portfolio!"

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Number!!?

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
did I hear correctly that the next trigger stops the market until the afternoon? i may have heard wrong..

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Something to keep in mind



Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

haha trump fundraiser today?? lol i cant keep up


also laffin at how they won't say that pence is a fuckin dunce

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

My 404k working hard, thank you!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
the markets are so fragile how did this happen

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 367 days!

Bulgakov posted:

posting this rudy here too


Rudy Giuliani height - 5'9"

:raise:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

smarxist posted:

Max Von Sydow died :(

rip king

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Bulgakov posted:

there's so much further to fall

And Trump is salivating at the prospect. We can't go traditional fascist until there's real economic hardship and people start getting really angry.

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

703 posted:

did I hear correctly that the next trigger stops the market until the afternoon? i may have heard wrong..

Nah, its 15 minutes, then 15 minutes, the close for the day at 7, 13, 20% respectively

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

aware of dog posted:

this lady wrote a book about how Sirhan Sirhan didn’t actually kill RFK? :thunk:

seems reliable

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21hp9amp5ZE

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


watch the virus eradicate the entirety of the trump administration’s market gains

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Pead posted:

Nah, its 15 minutes, then 15 minutes, the close for the day at 7, 13, 20% respectively

cowardly safety nets

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Thankfully this administration has 3 years of practice responding to self-generated honkytonk bullshit so I personally am not worried about the federal response to a global pandemic and a simultaneous market crash

Yessiree, this salami's in the bag

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

petit choux posted:

And Trump is salivating at the prospect. We can't go traditional fascist until there's real economic hardship and people start getting really angry.

he's dumb and not thinking further than the cheeseburgers he's gonna have for lunch


tho conditions for things happening from other people left or right, yeh sure

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


William Bear posted:

[In gravelly Swedish accent, clutching chest] "Augh, my portfolio!"

lol

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Bulgakov posted:

posting this rudy here too



Does his nametag say Dick Grabbo?

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Remember how everyone used to say, "One day, Trump will have to respond to a crisis that isn't of his own making"?

lol

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Augus posted:

watch the virus eradicate the entirety of the trump administration’s market gains

And Obama's. Remember Tmpeo has destroyed everything Obama accomplished except for that.

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


toop

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Number is going back up, likely thanks to trump tweets

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
dadddyyyyy my pussy hurts

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
hey guys, number is up today! no, i don't need to change the chart scale :smugdon:

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


William Bear posted:

Remember how everyone used to say, "One day, Trump will have to respond to a crisis that isn't of his own making"?

lol

His response to climate change and to coronoavirus have been to mostly ignore it, so I'm just assuming he'll do the same here

Number go down on chart? Just flip chart around! Looks like going up now!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




poot

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



SELL SELL SELL EMPTY YOUR 401K

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Chris James 2 posted:

His response to climate change and to coronoavirus have been to mostly ignore it, so I'm just assuming he'll do the same here

Number go down on chart? Just flip chart around! Looks like going up now!

he ignored the virus to keep the market juiced though

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Bulgakov posted:

he's dumb and not thinking further than the cheeseburgers he's gonna have for lunch


tho conditions for things happening from other people left or right, yeh sure

Well we can agree to disagree but I've always known that a core guiding principle for Tmemp has been malice.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Broken Box posted:

if number place called upp instead of dow this not happen

I’ve been saying this for years but the drat fools didn’t listen

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

smarxist posted:

Max Von Sydow died :(

rip Dr. Kynes, I'll kill as many Harkonnens as I can find

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
You have nothing to lose but your chains.

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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Bearjew posted:

SELL SELL SELL EMPTY YOUR 401K

i did this six months ago lol

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