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cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
me, puling an imaginary trucker horn rope thing to make the horn blast: DOOT DOOT!!! NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES HERE WE COME!!!

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NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



it depends

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

cumshitter posted:

my cat seems to have figured out that my armpit is where the human scent gladn is located and is now headbutting it to make it smell like her

jokes on her, now ur cat will smell like ur cum

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Destroy The Number

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
the tv business guy who wears clown makeup is going to make teh economy work on cartoon rules where you get paid to take out loans and it owns. hell loving yes.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/sarahcwestwood/status/1237048514846261248

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

ex post facho posted:

jokes on her, now ur cat will smell like ur cum

HE didn't say his cat was headbutting his butthole

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

thrawn527 posted:

Oh god, the "ARE YOU LISTENING?!" guy is on CNBC right now.

Why are so many financial "experts" crazy yelling guys?

cocaine is a hell of a drug


:yooge: GET OUT THERE AND TELL EVERYONE EVERYTHING IS FINE!

u mean with the outbreak?

:yooge: NO THE NUMBER

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



ex post facho posted:

jokes on her, now ur cat will smell like ur cum

he's cumshitter not cumsweater

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





FAUXTON posted:

White Lung
Boomer Doomer
Cracker Cough

clothes chair poop knife
leaky pant two scoops

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

cumshitter posted:

the tv business guy who wears clown makeup is going to make teh economy work on cartoon rules where you get paid to take out loans and it owns. hell loving yes.

What paperwork do I need to file to be able to get paid for taking out loans?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ademrudin/status/1236883760508891138

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:crnasickos:

K9
May 6, 2007

pack it up capitailures

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
in finance, you dont get a corner office. you get a window. the office is just there to house the window.

the window is your portal to financial valhalla when the house of cards collapses

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
if you were going to bail out an industry in the US it would be paying restaurant and similar service workers to stay home

but rich people love to fly so we get this instead

https://twitter.com/RiegerReport/status/1237049388448571394

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


:pray:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

tacodaemon posted:

he's cumshitter not cumsweater

It's still a bit cool outside, better put on my cumsweater

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

cpac ended march 2nd. so we should know who else contracted this by the end of the week

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
*ululates loudly while placing stock trades*

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/1237053195899342854

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Iron Crowned posted:

:lol: things that the US excels at for $200 Alex

Good thing old people aren't being saturated by a particular cable news network that keeps telling them it's not a big deal and defiantly ignoring social distancing recommendations is a way to own the libs and the fake news

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1236754997339185152
i hate this mother fucker

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Whole lot of pants making GBS threads I'm sure

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



pre-op bebop posted:

It's still a bit cool outside, better put on my cumsweater

in the UK they call it a cumjumper

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
fyi if the (~october 2019 - july 2020) official total US deaths from coronavirus are lower than the official total US deaths from flu then this topic becomes a positive for trump

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


he kept coughing in his hands and every time he gave another attendee a nazi salute it spread coronavirus over the crowds

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Third party contract work should be illegal in this instance though

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

lol, what? employees? no, no, no each uber driver is a separate small business

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
theonion.com weaponized Joe Biden and that’s mega-fuckin’-lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

This is giving them way too much credit. They perceived Obama as a purposeful stick in their eye who was only elected to make them mad, so they turned around and did the same thing.

But I do think that and the subject of this tweet explain why they don't give a poo poo why he fucks things up constantly. That's not what they elected him for and they think Obama was doing it too anyway.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmao

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Intel&Sebastian posted:

Good thing old people aren't being saturated by a particular cable news network that keeps telling them it's not a big deal and defiantly ignoring social distancing recommendations is a way to own the libs and the fake news

https://twitter.com/QAnonMichele11/status/1236651234615951360

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
we are just now seeing the consequences of a Donald trump presidency, says Elian, age 7, on day 200 of his internment in a tent camp

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i will buy the dip because 1) we are fake, securities are the only real thing and 2) y'all cowards i buy u die

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003


I love having the freedom to work multiple poo poo jobs to sustain a moderate standard of living while having no savings and lovely health

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/ianbremmer/status/1237053410484125696?s=19

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


who formally declared a pandemic?

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:crnasickos:

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