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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


hes lucky turmp didnt toss him out the airlock

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



all three things are on the table


https://mobile.twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/1237093248239374337

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





not a bad one for monday

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Crusader posted:

hes lucky turmp didnt toss him out the airlock

harrison ford get off my plane.mp4

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


I mean they could also pass paid sick leave like, tomorrow

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lmfaoooooo

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

tacodaemon posted:

something tells me trump will zero in on the tax cuts for that hospitality industry that he still derives massive income from


https://mobile.twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1237101346479890432

What more could the Fed even do at this point? Slash the interest rate again, but that did nothing last time.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

holy lolmoly

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


he should quarantine by jumping out of the plane

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

thrawn527 posted:

What more could the Fed even do at this point? Slash the interest rate again, but that did nothing last time.

Negative interest rates would pump something into the economy, hahahaha. We're going to be negative by July I think.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1237114261345837057

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
lmao

these loving people

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Joementum posted:

it's true!

Article II, Section 3

He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.

but what if the president gives the order while on air force one??

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/NYMag/status/18938363312

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

pathetic little tramp posted:

Negative interest rates would pump something into the economy, hahahaha. We're going to be negative by July I think.

lol if that happens it begins the process of the dollar no longer being used as a reserve currency

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Air Force One with a virus on board would be a good 90's thriller

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU97w2DH5mc

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Hillary 2020 posted:

TRUMP: Wash your tiny hands

his spray tan has strong disinfectant properties

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

DryGoods posted:

Air Force One with a virus on board would be a good 90's thriller

can you whip up harrison ford punching a virus off his plane

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Ah yes, all those things we think of when fighting a virus

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


So, is he going to stay in that section of the plane for the trip back? He's still potentially infecting the President then, planes aren't that big.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

thrawn527 posted:

What more could the Fed even do at this point? Slash the interest rate again, but that did nothing last time.

all the fluid in a sickos lungs starts receding when it hears that payroll taxes have been cut

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao I bet the secret service is having a real normal one today with Trumo shaking hands with randos in florida and like 3 different congress critters acting as attack vectors for a virus that's specifically killing sickly old people.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
a bunch of r.....fat and stupid boomers on a plane has to be conducive towards herd immunity right

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
He's in perfect health, aside from the fact that he's Ted Cruz.

https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1237124276140081154?s=19

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

thrawn527 posted:

So, is he going to stay in that section of the plane for the trip back? He's still potentially infecting the President then, planes aren't that big.

Uhh we're talking about the dude who left people behind because their mcdonalds order was taking too long. He is sure as poo poo telling Gaetz to figure out his own way home.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

a storm is coming...a cytokine storm in dah pres! :sad:

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

zegermans posted:

can you whip up harrison ford punching a virus off his plane

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Where We Infect One We Infect All

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Biden may be a lying, handsy, racist republican, but he's our lying, handsy, racist republican :patriot:

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Where We Contract One We Contract All

dude you're on fire right now. no homo.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
lucille bluth voice: I could use a stimmy

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



thrawn527 posted:

What more could the Fed even do at this point? Slash the interest rate again, but that did nothing last time.

print money to buy stocks

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Joementum posted:

it's true!

Article II, Section 3

He shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient; he may, on extraordinary Occasions, convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper; he shall receive Ambassadors and other public Ministers; he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commission all the Officers of the United States.

call it an extraordinary occasion and permanently adjourn congress

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






Jacob?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
joe biden whys he always touchign ladies and little girls

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Uhh we're talking about the dude who left people behind because their mcdonalds order was taking too long. He is sure as poo poo telling Gaetz to figure out his own way home.

:pray: pleeease let us hear the completely rude and sociopathic thing he says about it

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





lol

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1237123855652708354?s=20

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/victoriaxxviii/status/1237124577450483717

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