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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
rip everyone in this no lobby
https://votes.parliament.uk/Votes/Commons/Division/773?byMember=True#noes

(Nadine Dorris didn't vote in the Huawei divisions)

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biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke




If I die laughing because of this, does that count as a Coronavirus related death?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

goddamnedtwisto posted:

How much cough suppressant do you think they load Trump, Johnson and other political figures with before letting them on television? One tickle in the throat could wipe out the world economy.
George Osborne drinks an entire bottle of Robitussin before work every morning.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Doccykins posted:

rip everyone in this no lobby
https://votes.parliament.uk/Votes/Commons/Division/773?byMember=True#noes

(Nadine Dorris didn't vote in the Huawei divisions)

Surely for safety we need to quarantine everyone who's been less than two swords lengths of her in the last two weeks?

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Has Boris visited Brenda since the Womens day reception?

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Cerv posted:

I can’t imagine trying to snort coke while suffering from severe respiratory problems.

I hear if you do enough of it your nose opens right up! :cocaine:

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

goddamnedtwisto posted:

How much cough suppressant do you think they load Trump, Johnson and other political figures with before letting them on television? One tickle in the throat could wipe out the world economy.

Tbf Trump is already sorted for Sudafed

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
:laffo: :v:

minema
May 31, 2011
If they shut Parliament after telling schools they should stay open when they've had pupils/staff diagnosed then I don't see that going down well at all.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Holy poo poo she's probably infected the entire house

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

blunt posted:

Has Boris visited Brenda since the Womens day reception?

Gibbo Knew, he was just temporally misplaced. Goddamn though, yeah this could finally take out the Bulletproof Queen, Philip and Charles in one shot. And even deny us funeral mourning street parties :argh:



This one is obviously about the threat of a centrist entryism in the Labour party, and the necessity for the mass movement of momentum to counteract it.

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Beautiful!

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

So Boris might have it? :crnasickos:

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/MattHancock/status/1237508595698274305
'sorry nadine :smith:'

Undead Hippo
Jun 2, 2013

blunt posted:

Has Boris visited Brenda since the Womens day reception?

Wow. Imagine if Boris Johnson is directly responsible for the death of the Queen.

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

RockyB posted:

(This is obviously an analogy for living in a neoliberal hellscape and gently caress Maggie)

Already been used for living in Thatcher's neoliberal hellscape, while she was still inflicting it on us.

Per Wiki: In 1980, The Blues Band recorded a version as a commentary on Margaret Thatcher's government [1]. The line, "The National Guard stands around the door" being replaced with a line about the Special Patrol Group (SPG), the controversial unit of the London Metropolitan Police then being used to quell protests. The 2-Tone ska band The Specials also recorded a version, again relating to then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, replacing the words "National Guard" with "National Front."

See also Steve Bell's first collection of strips.


How long after Boris' "I've been shaking hands with Corona virus patients" idiot stunt was her meeting with him? He's probably been infecting all sorts of fun (not fun) people.

bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010

Bardeh posted:

Holy poo poo she's probably infected the entire house

inshallah

Flipswitch
Mar 30, 2010


Undead Hippo posted:

Wow. Imagine if Boris Johnson is directly responsible for the death of the Queen.
He will be when the masses revolt and reenact the end of the Romanov dynasty.

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

minema posted:

If they shut Parliament after telling schools they should stay open when they've had pupils/staff diagnosed then I don't see that going down well at all.

Well it's not like they're obliged to turn up anyway.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Doccykins posted:

rip everyone in this no lobby
https://votes.parliament.uk/Votes/Commons/Division/773?byMember=True#noes

(Nadine Dorris didn't vote in the Huawei divisions)

If anybody didn't bother to click through, this was an opposition day motion on health inequalities, proposed by Corbyn. It was as far as I can see, proposing investigations into health inequalities - poor people suffering due to cuts. Nadine Dorries was in the No lobby with 300+ other total shits voting against it.

If there's any justice in the world, they all have coronavirus now. It would be the most perfectly ironic and fantastic thing to ever have happened in the history of the world.

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
Yup, turns out Boris and most senior politicians are actually asymptomatic super spreaders. No hospital break room is safe, nor the wee bairns squalling from a politicians rubbery kiss.



The Scots bravely fighting for their independence from the benighted English. :scotland:



I mean, this is just a straight up condemnation of the news media whitewashing the Tories and the complacency which led so many to vote against their class interests; against Labour.

Okay, okay, I'll stop now.

E: Huh, actually didn't know Maggies Farm was a Dylan song. Learn something every day.

RockyB fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Mar 11, 2020

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Welp the Commonwealth day service on Sunday had basically everyone important from Gov/Opposition and everyone important from the Royal family all hanging out in a church for a few hours.

Everything will be fine.

Oh, Craig David was there too.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

WhatEvil posted:

If anybody didn't bother to click through, this was an opposition day motion on health inequalities, proposed by Corbyn. It was as far as I can see, proposing investigations into health inequalities - poor people suffering due to cuts. Nadine Dorries was in the No lobby with 300+ other total shits voting against it.

If there's any justice in the world, they all have coronavirus now. It would be the most perfectly ironic and fantastic thing to ever have happened in the history of the world.
Problem is, if she (or any Tory) gets critical they'll end up taking a ventilator slot away from someone who might not be a dreadful person. Choices, choices

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

RockyB posted:


E: Huh, actually didn't know Maggies Farm was a Dylan song. Learn something every day.

That whole album is covers tho...

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost
Yeah so, looking at these two trackers:

UK coronavirus tracker
Italy coronavirus tracker

The one for Italy was at the same number of cases as the UK is now - about 14 days ago.

Looking forward to the entire UK shutting down two weeks from now of course the kicker is that it's already way too late to prevent this from spreading, should have been done like four weeks ago

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

Guavanaut posted:

George Osborne drinks an entire bottle of Robitussin before work every morning.

Yeah but the one with no DXM in.

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

Failed Imagineer posted:

That whole album is covers tho...

My 15 year old mind is blown. I genuinely never realised.

CGI Stardust posted:

Problem is, if she (or any Tory) gets critical they'll end up taking a ventilator slot away from someone who might not be a dreadful person. Choices, choices

Let's be honest if any Tory gets ill, they won't be going to the NHS. They'll have a private hospital with their own individual ventilator, not having to share one like the plebs.

The poo poo coming out of Italy in some of the worst hit areas is goddamn scary, when you consider they have a better rated (*) health care system than ours. ICUs running at 200% capacity, nasty triage decisions having to be made, drafting in med students and specialists as front-line docs. I really, really hope it doesn't get that bad over here because we're hosed if it does.

RockyB fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Mar 11, 2020

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

EmptyVessel posted:

Already been used for living in Thatcher's neoliberal hellscape, while she was still inflicting it on us.

Per Wiki: In 1980, The Blues Band recorded a version as a commentary on Margaret Thatcher's government [1]. The line, "The National Guard stands around the door" being replaced with a line about the Special Patrol Group (SPG), the controversial unit of the London Metropolitan Police then being used to quell protests. The 2-Tone ska band The Specials also recorded a version, again relating to then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, replacing the words "National Guard" with "National Front."

See also Steve Bell's first collection of strips.


How long after Boris' "I've been shaking hands with Corona virus patients" idiot stunt was her meeting with him? He's probably been infecting all sorts of fun (not fun) people.

Tory mind: Oh the left praised Diana Spencer when she touched an AIDS patient but now they're going after BoJo for shaking hands with a coronavirus patient!?! So much for the tolerant left!!

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/alexwickham/status/1237517706632392704?s=21

Making sure they haven't missed anyone, I guess.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

"Please, sir, I want some."

"SOME?!"

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."


It's PMQs tomorrow, I wonder who will take the opportunity to skip out rather than hang out anywhere near Boris.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1237517539883634688
:stonk:

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

Two for the price of one?

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

Holy poo poo.

https://twitter.com/Steven_Swinford/status/1237504110967943168?s=20

HOLY poo poo

quote:

Nadine Dorries first felt ill last Friday as she was signing a statutory instrument which made coronavirus a 'notifiable' disease

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I have a Nadine dorries confession I know everyone is going to hate but I'm sort of drunk

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Did she respond to your PMs?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I think she's very hot alas no she has not

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I feel bad about it I just wanted to share my guilt

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Ash Crimson posted:

Two for the price of one?

Let's not play the poison womb card, please.

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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

blunt posted:

Welp the Commonwealth day service on Sunday had basically everyone important from Gov/Opposition and everyone important from the Royal family all hanging out in a church for a few hours.

Everything will be fine.

Oh, Craig David was there too.

Harry blanked Boris much to Boris discombobulation.

https://twitter.com/KingOfSunshine/status/1237046760813539328?s=20

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