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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao at some point the captains of industry and just going to say gently caress it, tell everyone to resume living their lives and just write off 15 million olds into oblivion.

but many captains are olds themselves..

oh right *looks at modern tech scene* nvm

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
this reminds me of a documentary

https://twitter.com/CityofAtlanta/status/1237780462287884288

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED
lmao at everything




it's all so loving terrible


thank you for lettimg me howl into the void

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
we are getting close to the 7% trading halt!

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

RoboFrance_29 posted:

lmao at everything




it's all so loving terrible


thank you for lettimg me howl into the void

careful, too much howling might affect number

can't allow that

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


lol

bottoms

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Trump is 100% going to try and cancel this election

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Coronavirus kills olds

Olds don’t claim Social Security benefits

Social Security long term viability saved

“Look at all this extra SS money!” (gets dumped into military and tax cuts for wealthy)

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lorn Wayne posted:

but many captains are olds themselves..

oh right *looks at modern tech scene* nvm

They're going to be walking around in NASA spacesuits in about a week

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

Rynn posted:

Coronavirus kills olds

Olds don’t claim Social Security benefits

Social Security long term viability saved

“Look at all this extra SS money!” (gets dumped into military and tax cuts for wealthy)

daddy needs 3 more f-35s

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Mustached Demon posted:

Lick the chocolate fountain.

Do it.

I believe.

corona spreads through farts too, so eat your beans first.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Trump is 100% going to try and cancel this election

folks, many polls workers came up to me, big men with tears in their eyes, crying for the first time in their life, and they hugged me and said please, please mister president i have the virus and i don't want to get anyone sick when they vote

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Joementum posted:

folks, many polls workers came up to me, big men with tears in their eyes, crying for the first time in their life, and they hugged me and said please, please mister president i have the virus and i don't want to get anyone sick when they vote

no sir in this story so it’s probably true.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
A Bear Handpuppet I'm Shoving Through the Business Hole: Wha-hoa-hoa-hoa-hey there, jittery investor! I'm Time To Buy Bear! I just woke up from a nap and I'm ready to pick up some cheap investments!

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Trump is 100% going to try and cancel this election

Trump doesn't "try" to do anything. He does things and is allowed to do them.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Like I don't want to say "gently caress your feelings" because that language has been co-opted by Trump supporters but...maybe gently caress your feelings?

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

cumshitter posted:

A Bear Handpuppet I'm Shoving Through the Business Hole: Wha-hoa-hoa-hoa-hey there, jittery investor! I'm Time To Buy Bear! I just woke up from a nap and I'm ready to pick up some cheap investments!

requesting an otter at the business hole

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



so everything down south IS called coke

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Whoa, Dow suddenly dropped to -6.54%. C'mon, hit that lucky -7% again!

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Also will someone be a friend and post the centrism rally tweet so I can bookmark it?

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


cumshitter posted:

A Bear Handpuppet I'm Shoving Through the Business Hole: Wha-hoa-hoa-hoa-hey there, jittery investor! I'm Time To Buy Bear! I just woke up from a nap and I'm ready to pick up some cheap investments!

Whatever happened to that nice Bear Sterns anyway? He seemed like such a good boy always thinking about his mother

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Watching the GOP folks who have spent the past 30 years stripping the copper out of the walls & deliberately pissing off 60 percent of the country try to get everyone to come together and trust one another kicks rear end

Maybe you shouldn't have made it your life's mission to trigger the libs

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

not sure whats dumber, seeing an ad for HIV medicine this morning on TV or this

lol we sure are living in the lamest dystopia

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



mind reading is hard bit I really do suspect that trump sincerely doesn't understand what he's being criticized for


https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237813081394348034

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

tacodaemon posted:

mind reading is hard bit I really do suspect that trump sincerely doesn't understand what he's being criticized for


https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237813081394348034

He's going to blame the Democrats for hindering progress. This is a man that thought 3 million undocumented immigrants were why he lose the popular vote of 2016. He cannot make mistakes. Other people make mistakes.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/grabmybuttsticc/status/1237766722490216453

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Serious question: can I sell stuff on SA-Mart and require payment in .22 ammo?

I think it's time to get serious about prepping.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

thrawn527 posted:

Whoa, Dow suddenly dropped to -6.54%. C'mon, hit that lucky -7% again!

fun fact: circuit breakers normally get triggered at certain intervals (7%, 13%, 20%) and last for 15 minutes. Unless it's after around 3:25pm then trading will not be halted




:evilbuddy:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



DesertIslandHermit posted:

He's going to blame the Democrats for hindering progress. This is a man that thought 3 million undocumented immigrants were why he lose the popular vote of 2016. He cannot make mistakes. Other people make mistakes.

yeah I'm pretty sure he sincerely doesn't get that people expect the president to show leadership of the fedgov in a national crisis even if the crisis isn't "his fault"

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
cumshitter, is a bear or twink market better?

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



um

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

mind reading is hard bit I really do suspect that trump sincerely doesn't understand what he's being criticized for


https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237813081394348034

This is one of the clearest and easiest to understand examples of how Trump is able to define his own reality. Everything that happens from here on out will be Obama and the Democrats fault, and that's what about 40% of the country will believe.

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237820230296010752

time for martial law woop woop

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





C-Euro posted:

Here, get mad at this for me because I'm too cowardly to engageI should be doing work instead



"Bernie, WHO IS NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT"

Chaser from the replies


"I believe in Bernie's platform but he's just too polarizing, better elect Joe Biden because he can unite the party. Surely this time a centrist won't repeat their mistake of ignoring the progressive wing of the party."

I want to tell these people that time doesn't just stop on November 4th.

that's a lmao

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

maybe he should, ya know, use that power

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


CoronaVirus

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Spoondick posted:

lol

bottoms

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




he's going to cancel the elections lol if you still don't believe it will happen

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i hope Joe Biden kicks my rear end

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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



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